Chris from Arrowhead Pride takes a look at the Nigerian Nightmare’s ridiculous new Pirate reality show, which debuts tonight. The ex-Chief doesn’t even deserve me to mention his real name, and I’m almost glad he got knocked out of The COAT. Chris is also talking about doing a live diary during the show, so be sure to head back over to there later on.
Bankmeister from the House of Georges — one of our favorite blogs, not to mention one of the raunchiest on the Net, in a good way — has a great take on what it’s like to [...]

We were working on a new feature for our site that took our previous poll down for good. Now, Buck Buchanan was way far ahead, too far to be caught. There were three players, however, still vying for that second coveted spot — Dan Saleaumua, Jerry Mays and Neil Smith.
That being said, we’re going to an overtime vote to see which of those players will prevail and advance to the Chiefs Sixteen. Just keep in mind that The COAT is a Kansas City Chiefs tournament.

Just who is Jerry Mays ?

He’s the best defensive tackle ever to wear the Red, White and Gold.

He’s also one of the best defensive ends the Kansas City Chiefs ever had.

He’s a member of the AFL All-Time Team, and a seven-time All-Star (AFL and NFL).

He helped the Chiefs win a Super Bowl (not the Broncos!).

He only played for the Texans and the Chiefs — one franchise (unlike a certain ex-Chiefs D-Lineman who’s currently leading him in the voting)

The late great Jerry Mays, who like Buck Buchanan died of lung cancer over ten years ago, gave everything he had to the [...]

First off, Larry Johnson’s girl — model and recording artist Julissa Bermudez, also a BET TV personality – is smokin’. Need proof that they’re an item, then check out this pic. L.J.’s smart, too; she’s young (23), hot and impressionable. At that age she’ll just cheer for him to throw up diamonds in the endzone, instead of demanding he throw one on her finger. Plus, apparently she’s friends with American Idol reject/bad girl Antonella Barba, so… I’m not even going to go there. All I’m going to say is I can’t even decide who’s hotter: L.J.’s boy’s chick [...]

With Michael Vick Ron Mexico slated for a six-game suspension prison (30 dogs are buried in his old backyard? What is this, Paint It Black?) can the Atlanta Falcons really feel comfortable starting the season with Joey Harrington as their starting QB? There’s a chance that the Falcons signed Harrington because they knew there was going to be some trouble brewing in Vickville, but I thought the move was more due to the Matt Schaub trade than anything else. I do know this — if I were Bobby Petrino I sure as hell [...]

During normal times, I would put out my The COAT DL Group positional breakdown right about now.
But these are anything but normal times — a bleeping Bronco is about to advance in The COAT!
Please, please, please stop voting for Neil Smith!
This message comes from a former No. 90 jersey-wearing, baseball-bat-swing celebrating, full-fledged Smith apologist. I used to love Big Neil, but those visions of him celebrating championships in those putrid Donkey unis that I can’t seem to shake just make me sick. D.T. never would have pulled a Benedict Arnold move like that, no way in hell.
So vote for [...]

A while back in a post Adam mentioned how the Denver Broncos legends are The GOAT when it comes to looking like their team’s mascot. With our Broncos site launching very soon, we figured it was time to start slinging insults their way. The only question here is who truly looks the most like a horse…
Tell me what you think:
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The COAT OL Group Results:

Will Shields -44 (49% of all votes)
Willie Roaf – 22 (25% of all votes)
Tim Grunhard – 5 (6% of all votes)
John Alt – 4 (4% of all votes)
Dave Szott – 4 (4% of all votes)
Jim Tyrer – 3 (3% of all votes)
Brian Waters – 2 (2% of all votes)
E.J. Holub – 2 (2% of all votes)
Ed Budde – 1 (1% of all votes)
Jack Rudnay – 1 (1% of all votes)
Casey Wiegmann – 1 (1% of all votes)
Dave Hill – 0 (0% of all votes)

Total Votes: [...]