Archive for May, 2007

31 May

Chiefs Fix: A few must-reads

Chris from Arrowhead Pride takes a look at the Nigerian Nightmare’s ridiculous new Pirate reality show, which debuts tonight. The ex-Chief doesn’t even deserve me to mention his real name, and I’m almost glad he got knocked out of The COAT. Chris is also talking about doing a live diary during the show, so be [...]

31 May

Overtime: The COAT DL Group

We were working on a new feature for our site that took our previous poll down for good. Now, Buck Buchanan was way far ahead, too far to be caught. There were three players, however, still vying for that second coveted spot — Dan Saleaumua, Jerry Mays and Neil Smith.
That being said, we’re going to [...]

30 May

Say hey to Jerry Mays

Just who is Jerry Mays ?

He’s the best defensive tackle ever to wear the Red, White and Gold.

He’s also one of the best defensive ends the Kansas City Chiefs ever had.

He’s a member of the AFL All-Time Team, and a seven-time All-Star (AFL and NFL).

He helped the Chiefs win a Super Bowl (not the Broncos!).

He [...]

30 May

Chiefs Fix: All Things L.J.

First off, Larry Johnson’s girl — model and recording artist Julissa Bermudez, also a BET TV personality – is smokin’. Need proof that they’re an item, then check out this pic. L.J.’s smart, too; she’s young (23), hot and impressionable. At that age she’ll just cheer for him to throw up diamonds in [...]

29 May

Trent the ATLien?

With Michael Vick Ron Mexico slated for a six-game suspension prison (30 dogs are buried in his old backyard? What is this, Paint It Black?) can the Atlanta Falcons really feel comfortable starting the season with Joey Harrington as their starting QB? There’s a chance that the Falcons [...]

29 May

My Neil Smith smear campaign

During normal times, I would put out my The COAT DL Group positional breakdown right about now.
But these are anything but normal times — a bleeping Bronco is about to advance in The COAT!
Please, please, please stop voting for Neil Smith!
This message comes from a former No. 90 jersey-wearing, baseball-bat-swing celebrating, full-fledged Smith apologist. I [...]

29 May

Mister Ed

A while back in a post Adam mentioned how the Denver Broncos legends are The GOAT when it comes to looking like their team’s mascot. With our Broncos site launching very soon, we figured it was time to start slinging insults their way. The only question here is who truly looks the most like a [...]

28 May

The COAT OL Group Results

The COAT OL Group Results:

Will Shields -44 (49% of all votes)
Willie Roaf – 22 (25% of all votes)
Tim Grunhard – 5 (6% of all votes)
John Alt – 4 (4% of all votes)
Dave Szott – 4 (4% of all votes)
Jim Tyrer – 3 (3% of all votes)
Brian Waters – 2 [...]