By now it is well-known across NFL circles that the Kansas City Chiefs are the walking undead.
After three straight losses to begin the season, the Chiefs were thought dead and buried. Then QB Matt Cassel burst from the grave seeking touchdowns…and brains. He’s begun biting his teammates and now a hoard of zombies clad in red and gold are marching from Oakland to Kansas City for a Monday Night Nightmare at the expense of the San Diego Chargers.
Thus, we present to you, the Kansas City Chiefs updated roster.
Zombie Cassel
Zombie Jackie Battle
Zombie McClain
Zombie Albert
Zombie Asamoah
Zombie Wiegmann
Zombie Lilja
Zombie Richardson
Zom-Bowe
Zombie Breaston
Zombie Pope
Ooops. I mean…
Zombie Pope
The Defense
Zombie Dorsey
Zombie Gregg
Zombie Tin Man
Zombie Hali
Zombie Belcher
Zombie DJ
Zombie Studebaker
Zombie Flowers
Zombie Carr
Zombie Lewis
Zombie Quick Draw
The Coaches
Zombie Haley
Zombie Romeo
Zombie Bill Muir
Zombie Chiefs Blogger
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