Weepy Bengals fan has wisdom teeth out and is deliriously terrified of Patrick Mahomes
A Bengals fan who recently had her wisdom teeth removed filmed herself talking NFL football on the drive home from the procedure. Seemingly still a little loopy from the pain medication, the woman seems to be upset about a number of things, like the fact that Bengals QB Joe Burrow has a girlfriend. But there was something else she was also worried about while deliriously talking about her beloved Bengals.
The fact that her team would soon be facing Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs.
“But then, even if we get past that one (last week’s game against the Titans), then we got the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes,” she says, sobbing in fear. “And he’s so good and everyone knows it.”
“And he makes those Subway commercials,” she adds.
Watch: Bengals fan wisdom teeth rant about Patrick Mahomes
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It’s clear this Bengals fan is still feeling the effects of the anesthesia (or she’s playing it up for views), but her terror of Mahomes is no laughing matter. The Chiefs are 9-2 and feature the best offense in the NFL with Mahomes leading the MVP race.
She goes on to lament the fact that her “hero” Joe Burrow has never beaten the Browns despite Cleveland being “historically the worst franchise in the NFL.”
Look, I don’t know if this video is for real or if this woman is clowning around trying to go viral. Quite frankly, I don’t care. Either way, she’s hilarious.
The Chiefs have a tall order on Sunday. Despite the fact that Joe Burrow has never beaten the Browns, Patrick Mahomes has never beaten Joe Burrow. That annoys me to no end and I am sure that my desire for that fact to change is nothing compared to how badly Mahomes wants to get that monkey off his back.
Let this video be a reminder to make sure there are no cameras around the next time someone puts you under. Go Chiefs.