We all need a magic Skittles bag like Charcandrick West

We all need a tote bag where we can press a large red button and enjoy a handful of Skittles shooting out at us.

Charcandrick West is living the dream these days. Of course, many of us would love to say that we’re professional athletes, but that’s only part of the joys of being West these days. Not only is West heading back to training camp today to join up with the Kansas City Chiefs but he’s packing up his stuff in a delicious new red tote bag—courtesy of Skittles.

We’re all used to Skittles as Chiefs fans in some way due to Dwayne Bowe and the oft-used fantasy football name Taste Dwayne Bowe. That said, it’s safe to say none of us ever pictured that Skittles could be enjoyed in this way.

Is there a way to own this bag? Is there a way to make sure the big red button actually works? Is this some sort of sophisticated camera trick employed by West, or will Skittles really shoot out into a clear pouch when you want another handful? And is there a way to get rid of the yellow ones?

Being a professional athlete is already a dream that very few of us will ever achieve, but West is taking things to the next level with his Skittles dream bag. It’s the lap of luxury that shows the ever widening gap between the haves and have-nots. At least West looks like he’s willing to share his experiences online so we can at least get a taste.