Kansas City Chiefs Doppelgangers

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Dontari Poe—Genie from ‘Aladdin’

Dec 7, 2014; Glendale, AZ, USA; Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle Dontari Poe (92) against the Arizona Cardinals at University of Phoenix Stadium. The Cardinals defeated the Chiefs 17-14. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

The size. The hair. The lovableness. It’s all there.

Also, Aladdin bears a slight resemblance to Aaron Murray, who lost all credibility after breaking up with Kacie McDonnell and will probably force me to hate him when he weeps on next year’s finale of The Bachelor. EA should update his Madden awareness “Mr. Bean.”