Oakland Raiders And Their ‘Wondrous Energy’ Get Nominated For A Participation Award
By Brett Gering
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Nov 2, 2014; Seattle, WA, USA; Seattle Seahawks fans hold signs outside the Oakland Raiders tunnel during pre game introductions at CenturyLink Field. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports
The Oakland Raiders are the like the gothic kid who strikes out in kickball.
Like I’ve said before, the Black Hole is like a chihuahua’s bark. They think they’re terrifying; outsiders think they’re annoying.
Yes, Melvin, you, your mascara and Fisher-Price spikes are bone-chilling. Nothing screams intimidation like a 40-year-old IT consultant dressed like an emo Jack Sparrow.
In honor of the Raiders’ 15-game losing streak, Redditor choppersmash shared this gem:
I don’t know why, but “wondrous energy” being used in conjunction with “Raiders” makes life that much better.
Chin up, though, Oaklanders. I’m sure another influx of (overpaid, deteriorating) big-name free agents will headline the offseason—each champing at the bit to get some of that Dumb and Dumber To money.
Just realized why #Raiders owner Mark Davis looks so familiar... pic.twitter.com/5KXFqFMfLs
— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) September 29, 2014
There’s no doubt that Santonio Holmes will spearhead a comeback for the ages by this point next season, causing all 53,000 Captain Morgans to pelt the competition with a hailstorm of couch coinage.
Raiders fans threw coins and ice at us, called us every name in the book. That's what made me write the sign.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) October 20, 2014
Darnell Dockett trolls Raiders fans with 'worst team in NFL' sign. Did he take things too far? http://t.co/MwQoe6dWfp pic.twitter.com/Jl0BgP5tGI
— theScore (@theScore) October 20, 2014
At this point, “Black Hole” has never been more fitting, because Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum is the abyss of football.
Again.