If you’re a Kansas City Chiefs fan, sit back and enjoy the creme de la creme of GIF magic.
After Week 3, it’s no secret that Knile Davis is a Mach-footed Minotaur who embarrasses sons like clockwork, but he’s not Jamaal Charles. The aforementioned GIF by /u/Lark_vi_Britannia from Reddit shows why:
OK, there are a few things worth noting.
One: Davis is a backfield bull, but he doesn’t have the “technology or the steady hands” (NSFW) to pull off what No. 25 just did. If Charles ever crosses his arms after a touchdown, it’s not for “X-factor”; it’s for X-Men. His genes are mutated.
Two: The coach—who was so ready to catch that pass—standing next to the Pro Bowler reacts like a kid who got robbed of a foul ball.
Three: Patrick Ewing in a sauna doesn’t sweat as much as Andy Reid. If that’s not bad enough, Charles plunks him in the head with the ball. (Not so suave now, eh?)
Four: If you take a second look, Ryan Tannehill—who is now called “Hennehill” by Miami fans, which, from a football perspective, is a borderline hate crime—has three Chiefs pounce on him like a pack of hyenas. And said Chiefs just happen to be Tamba Hali, Justin Houston and Dee Ford—redefining “bad day at the office.”
Best of luck with that, Mr. Brady.