Cyrus Gray’s Touchdown Celebration Was Not Safe For Work
By Ben Nielsen
Cyrus Gray may have impregnated us all after scoring a touchdown against the Miami Dolphins.
Gray and the Chiefs defeated the Dolphins 34-15 on Sunday with Gray’s touchdown being the capper to the victory. It was the Chiefs first win of the season so one understands Gray desire to fill the world with his love. He finished the game with 18 yards on four carries. The Chiefs offense as a whole rushed for 174 yards and two touchdowns. But the touchdown everyone will be talking about is Gray’s at the end of the game.
While I admit I do not understand the logistics of these kinds of things, I would say it would be a good idea to get a pregnancy test sometime in the next few weeks. This is because Gray, after scoring a touchdown, pretty much made love to the nation.
Don’t believe me? Watch this Vine:
Excuse me, I need to go have a cigarette.