A Chiefs’ Chiefsmas Tale Or Two

Alex Smith is the best Christmas song being sung by the Chiefs since Trent Green was in town. And so… to Buddy Elf the conversation might sound like this…

Alex As Buddy Elf

BUDDY:   Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.

JOVIE:   No way.

BUDDY:   The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

JOVIE:   Thanks, but I don’t sing.

BUDDY:   Oh, well, it’s just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.

JOVIE:   I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.

BUDDY:   If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There’s no difference.

JOVIE:   Actually, there’s a BIG difference.

BUDDY:   No there’s not. Wait… [Starts singing loud and off-key]

BUDDY:   I’m singing/I’m in a store/and I’m siiiiiingiiiiing!/I’m in a store/and I’m siiiiiingiiiiing!

GIMBEL’S MANAGER:   HEY! There’s no singin’ in the North Pole!

BUDDY:   Yes there is!

Special Thanks to: “The Elf” from IMDB