100 Things Scarier Than No Football #19-15

#17 A World With No Morgan Freeman

A world without Morgan Feeman won’t be a world at all. It will be a wasteland. Who is going to narrate shit? Who is going to play the president in movies where the world is ending? WHO IS GOING TO NARRATE SHIT? Oh God! Freeman is getting old. The end is near! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!