100 Things Scarier Than No Football #29-20

#28 Requiem For A Dream

A friend once told me that they thought I would really like this movie. So one day I am out at the Virgin store in Union Square and I see they are selling it for $10. Normally I don’t buy movies I haven’t seen but because of the recommendation and my complete lack of a social life, I bought it, grabbed a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 (peach), a bag of cheese curls and went home for a magical Saturday night at the movies.

3 hours later, I was sitting in the corner with a blanket over my head in a puddle of my own urine trying to scratch out my eyes. This movie is that screwed up. I still have it and I’ll never watch it again. Not even for the double sided dildo scene.