When’s Adam going to send me to the Senior Bowl? I hear about all these people in the media that got to go to the Senior Bowl to, you know, report on things I guess. I mean, there’s so much to report on at the Senior Bowl, hard to believe the powers that be couldn’t have afforded another pair of boots on the ground…
Did you know, for instance, that the North played the South this year? Talk about the longitudinal possibilities!
Did you want to hear a great anecdote about the Citadel’s WR Andre Roberts? I mean, I Googled the story but the southern weather really helps the writing process.
What about the media circus around Tebow? I could totally BS three or four soft news stories about it. I know you don’t care, and my presense would only make it worse, but HELP ME OUT HERE.
C’MON, ADAM.
Hole me up in a Best Western, what the hell do I care!? I have no dignity! My best days are clearly behind me. At this point I’m just trying to score free trips to places I haven’t been to yet. Venice, Disneyland, Senior Bowl. You have the ability to make a wish come true, man. Do the right thing.
Tell you what big guy, I’ll make you a public bargain, right here on the hallowed pixelspace of Arrowhead Addict, your flagship blog: I’ll forgive you for totally shafting me on the Senior Bowl if you man up and get me a trip to the Super Bowl.
I don’t even need a ticket, I’ll sneak in. And you get informative, exclusive on-location reporting about how tight gate security is, and how quickly I can irritate Keyshawn Johnson. Just do the right thing.
Alright, well, I feel like Adam’s starting to turn a bit on this, so allow me to preemptively invite all our readers for what will certainly, without a doubt, be Andrew’s Super Exclusive Exploration Of Stolen Vacant Seats At The Super Bowl, with a chance of it evolving into Andrew’s Super Exclusive Occupation Of A Super Bowl Paddy Wagon.
I don’t know which one it’s going to be! Why would I?! Arrowhead Addict, where dreams come true.
Ball’s in your court Adam. Remember when I used to call you Batman? Did that not mean anything to you? Did that not establish a bond between us? Does that not obligate you?
Do the right thing.