Vance Walker Is A Funny Guy
By Ben Nielsen
Dec 8, 2013; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith (7) throws a pass while under pressure from Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Vance Walker (98) during the first half at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ed Mulholland-USA TODAY Sports
Vance Walker is a funny dude. Or at least the things he posts on Twitter are funny.
The Chiefs new defensive lineman may end up representing more than an upgrade to the Chiefs’ pass rush but also an upgrade in Twitter entertainment. Going through his timeline you’ll find a bunch of hilarious jokes. Here’s some of the more entertaining ones.
*flips a table*
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 20, 2014
YO WHY ISN'T A GROUP OF KANGAROOS CALLED A KANGACREW
You ever had garbage in one hand, but you accidently throw what's in the other hand? LOL...
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 19, 2014
Anyways, the baby's ok.
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 11, 2014
If youre going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes, I don't think this relationship is going to work.
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 21, 2014
You text me
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 1, 2014
I respond 15 seconds later
and apparently you die of excitement
because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response
NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete.".
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) January 23, 2014
One gets the feeling Walker is quickly going to become a fan favorite.