Vance Walker is a funny dude. Or at least the things he posts on Twitter are funny.
The Chiefs new defensive lineman may end up representing more than an upgrade to the Chiefs’ pass rush but also an upgrade in Twitter entertainment. Going through his timeline you’ll find a bunch of hilarious jokes. Here’s some of the more entertaining ones.
*flips a table* YO WHY ISN’T A GROUP OF KANGAROOS CALLED A KANGACREW
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 20, 2014
You ever had garbage in one hand, but you accidently throw what’s in the other hand? LOL… Anyways, the baby’s ok. — Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 19, 2014
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies — Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 11, 2014
If youre going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes, I don’t think this relationship is going to work.
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 21, 2014
You text me I respond 15 seconds later and apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I’m still waiting for a response
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 1, 2014
NFL catch rules are absurd. “Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn’t accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete.”.
— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) January 23, 2014
One gets the feeling Walker is quickly going to become a fan favorite.