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Peyton Manning Roasts Dustin Colquitt At Pro Bowl

Peyton Manning may have ignored the Kansas City Chiefs when he was a free agent last offseason (thanks, Scott Pioli) but he isn’t ignoring Chiefs punter Dustin Colquitt at this year’s Pro Bowl.

Manning, a perennial Pro Bowler, has a tradition of addressing the players from both teams the night before the first practice. This year he implored the players to start playing at full speed again (if you have watched recently, you know the Pro Bowl has become basically a non-competitive flag football game) and he finished off with a comedy act of sorts.

One of his zingers involved Chiefs punter, Dustin Colquitt.

Couple of rules, couple of reminders. Let’s just keep the pictures and autographs at the pool to a minimum. It’s an area for the guys to hang out, get to know each other. (The rule) is not for guys like me; I’ll sign whatever. It’s for the guys who get bothered (for autographs) all the time. Guys like Dustin Colquitt, Phil Dawson. These guys can’t go anywhere. Rich Incognito. Right? Andrew Whitworth. Right? These guys can’t relax.

We may despise him for playing for the Donkeys and for knocking the Chiefs out of the playoffs a few years back but we have to appreciate him for his humor.


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  • ArrowFan

    I hope he eats $hit and @#$%&^@#%!!!!!

  • natasha2marie

    Yeah, as much as I despise Peyton Manning as a football player, he’s a pretty decent human being. And he’s humorous, I guess.

  • ladner morse

    Good one.


  • chiefridgy

    he is a funny guy….he can still go f himself for snubbing the chiefs….

  • Joe Myers

    knock us out of the playoffs passed us up for the donkeys and then starts crackin o my boys come on draft Geno because he is the best QB and lets see what hand life delt us

  • Michael Shaw

    Screw Peyton!!! He stuck his nose up at us and for that I hope he never wins another SB!!!! But he is kinda funny sometimes!!

  • Cha-iefs

    P Manning is a HOF QB, a very high football IQ, Great guy in the community, funny, total class act. One of my favorite players in the NFL. ……regardless of him snubbing my Chiefs. [I have no idea what the REAL reason was and i'm sure it was a GOOD reason.] I can’t hate on Peyton. I’m a KC fan but also a fan of the NFL.

  • Danny W

    Him and Eli both are pretty funny. I’ve heard Eli busting Cruz’s nuggets before and laughed out loud.