The Kansas City Chiefs Are So Bad That…

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… I can only laugh at them. So, unless you’re ready to grin or groan, you may want to pass on this post.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Walter Football predicted the Chiefs would pound the Falcons in week one: 27-13.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… the number one excuse of fans who didn’t go to the game on Sunday was — jury duty.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… coach Crennel now believes that “the answer” is to replace the “Play Good Football” sign in the locker room with, “Play Gooder Football.”

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… they are first in the league at picking up candy wrappers in the club house. So, there!

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… not even Chuck Norris can help them fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Clark Hunt is considering the creation of a game area for kids, a flyover by the air force, some sexy cheerleaders, a Sports lab for family fun and even giving some tours of Arrowhead — all to give fans a reason to want to come to the stadium.

Oh, those things are already in place? Never mind.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… now… when a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to smell it… it does make a smell.

It kinda like burnt rubber and ear wax.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Jamaal Charles said he’d feel safer going hunting with Dick Cheney than running behind the Chiefs OL. No, really, he did.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Geico is now offering insurance against the Chiefs winning. It’s selling big in Vegas.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… not even a village can help.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… head coach Romeo Crennel actually “choose” to start Matt Cassel at QB (even with a 64.3 QB Rating. BTW… no other team is below 70).

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… when 106 KC Chiefs walk into a bar… the bartender says, “Which one’s of you belong to the left 53? The rest of you have got to go.”

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… now I’m grateful for all the millionaires Mr. Hunt has brought to Kansas City during the Chiefs stay. Good luck in Los Angeles Clark.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Mitt Romney has invited them to the White House.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… 6 out of 8 analysts at NFL.com once picked the Chiefs to finish first in the AFC West in 2012.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… when their fans tried to protest by wearing black to a game — they couldn’t even get it right.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… flies use their heads as a runway.
No? It doesn’t work?
Oh… I thought you said, “The Kansas City Chiefs are so bald….”

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Clark Hunt only smiles… on his way back to Dallas.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Clark, Scott and Romeo were in a boat on a lake and suddenly Clark  says, “I’ve forgotten my lunch,” and he gets out of the boat and walks across the water and back to the shore.

Later Scott said, “I forgot my fishing bait,” and he too got out of the boat and walked across the water to the shore.

By this time, Romeo thought to himself, “They are not going to outsmart me. I’ve forgotten my fishing tackle.” He got out of the boat and immediately sank.

Then Scott said to Clark, “You’re right. This IS fun. Let’s do this again next year.”

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… after losses, nobody says, “The positive thing about this loss was…” anymore.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… Romeo Crennel admitted after Sunday’s loss to the Bengals that he, “Expected the Chiefs to do better than they did.” Whoa, what an admission! The Chiefs Head Coach might really be opening up.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… when Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change,” then you realize that the Chiefs aren’t doing so well in a number of ways.
Then again…
Vince Lombardi said, “In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail.” So, I guess the Chiefs are fulfilling their potential. How poignant and insightful are the Gods of Poetry and Football.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… the reason why the chicken crossed the road was, he didn’t want to be mistaken for a Chiefs fan.

The Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that… JC, DJ and DBowe all died on Christmas Eve and they were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said, “In honor of this holy season you must each possess something that represents the true spirit of Christmas… to get into heaven.”

JC “fumbled” through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on and spoke,  “It represents a candle.”

Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”

DJ reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys, shook them and stated, “They’re bells.”

Saint Peter said “You may pass through the pearly gates”.

DBowe went searching desperately through his pockets and at last pulled out — a pair of women’s panties.

Holding them high, St. Peter looked at DBowe with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do you think these symbolize?”

DBowe replied, “These are Carols.”

May we learn to look on the brighter and lighter side… and may the Chiefs and your Holidays be winsome.

And… So… The Holiday Seasons Begin….. and now, it’s your turn… the Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that…