Rams Hoping To Get Sam Bradford Killed, Secure First Pick In 2013 Draft

The St. Louis Rams made it clear to the rest of the NFL world today that not only do they intend to secure the #1 overall pick in the 2013 NFL draft, they intend to do it by getting their current starting QB, Sam Bradford, broken clean in half.

Yes, the Rams have signed former Kansas City Chiefs RT Barry “The Bull Fighter” Richardson.

As you may or may not know, the goal of a bull fighter is not necessarily to fight the bull but to taunt it before getting the hell out of the way.

The same can be said for Barry Richardson. Richardson is the first NFL player to take the methods used by bull fighters and brign them to the football field. Richardson likes to taunt his opponents by jumping offsides and slapping his opponent in the helmet. After Richardson has completed the ritual three times, he then allows the opponent to run right by him to crush the living crap out of his QB.

Vegas is now taking bets on how long Sam Bradford will last. I’ve got $100 on the second quarter of the first game of the season.

Godspeed Sam Bradford.