Mike Vrabel Looking Different These Days

ESPN’s player page for Mike Vrabel is looking a little different these days.

And so is Mike Vrabel.

I know that players who retire often spend a lot of time relaxing on the beach but that is one impressive tan. Vrabel also apparently underwent some surgeries to make him look Filipino-American.

In fact, Vrabel now looks a lot like Cleveland Browns WR Jordan Norwood.

The more I think about it, the more it is clear to me that Chiefs GM Scott Pioli is to blame for this. He’s obviously had Vrabel undergo plastic surgery so that he could infiltrate the Cleveland Browns facility to steal inside information.

When will it stop, Scott? When will it stop?