Potty Training, Goldilocks, And The Playoff Bound KC Chiefs

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This week the Kansas City Chiefs will host a playoff game at Arrowhead Stadium.

I’ll be honest with you Arrowhead Addicts, when I came on board as a writer midway through this season, even with our early division lead, I didn’t think I’d be writing those words. I had hope, but not faith. So this should be the most exuberant week to be a Chiefs fan in years. However, that’s not the vibe I’m getting from a lot of fans right now.

There are two main topics that seem to be taking away from our playoff excitement. The first is the loss to the Raiders (and how bad we looked in it). The second is the announcement of and fallout from Offensive Coordinator Charlie Weis leaving KC to take the same position with the Florida Gators.

However, none of that is on your mind right now. What you’re thinking right now is “What does any of this have to do with potty training and Goldilocks?”

I’ll tie it all together and hopefully get you ready for this Sunday after the break.

Potty Training the Kansas City Chiefs

I have a five year old and a soon to be three year old so I am now an expert on the subject of potty training. I have learned that no matter how physically or mentally “ready” a child is, when you potty train there are going to be some “accidents”.

The Kansas City Chiefs are a very young, inexperienced, and developing team that is trying to replace the diapers of a losing team with “big boy pants” like their big brothers the New England Patriots and Pittsburgh Steelers wear.

Now for those of you that have never had the “pleasure” of potty training a young child let me fill you in on the typical process. When you first start out there will be some messes (last season). Then the child will start to get the hang of things. However, as soon as you let your guard done and think you are out of the woods there will be another accident. Some will be just a tiny “leak” (loss at Indy) or for no good reason they may just poop their pants (last week). However, these “accidents” don’t cancel out the overall progress they made and eventually as they mature the “accidents” stop.

That’s the best way I can describe last week and some of the other bad losses this season. We’re almost ready for the NFL’s “big boy pants” but we still have the occasional slip up.

There’s one more thing I want to touch on using this analogy. When potty training, things always go faster when there is an older sibling to act as a role model for the child that is learning. That is why second children often train faster then the first. This is where guys like Mike Vrabel and Thomas Jones come in. They may not be as productive as the younger guys, but their presence is supposed to help prevent the team from having as many accidents. It’s fair to complain that Vrabel and Jones aren’t as productive as some of the younger players. It’s fair to complain that the very young Kansas City Chiefs aren’t as consistent as fans might like. However, saying that they should play the veteran players less AND be more consistent is probably being a little unrealistic. It’s finding the right mix of the two.

Goldilocks and the Three Offensive Coordinators

So there has been a lot written about Charlie Weis and the Chiefs’ OC position these last few days. Some are of the belief that Weis leaving is a sign that Todd Haley is a power hungry tyrant who has run off the man that “fixed” Matt Cassel because he just wouldn’t let Weis and his three Super Bowl Rings do his thing. If any of you read the Jason Whitlock piece that Patrick linked yesterday you know that Whitlock is the torch bearer for this movement. Others think that Weis is the one whose ego couldn’t handle the situation after being in the national spot light in New England and South Bend.

My take: It’s probably both. I don’t think it’s wrong for Weis and his resume to want total control of an offense. I also don’t think it’s wrong for a young head coach with an offensive background to want some say in what the offense is doing on HIS team. Maybe it was foolish to try making it work in the first place. They did try, and apparently it didn’t work. Hopefully they’ll make it work this Sunday and whenever the Chiefs lose they can go their separate ways.

Here’s what I don’t get. Most Chiefs fans agree that Haley trying to pull double duty as head coach and OC last year wasn’t a good idea. It now seems clear that pairing Haley with a proven NFL play caller isn’t a great fit. Haley and Chan Gailey couldn’t get on the same page. Haley and Weis have reportedly been butting heads all season. The solution here seems simple to me. The Chiefs need an offensive coordinator that is willing to work under Haley. Haley needs someone to run things “his way”. However, today on KC sports radio I hear Kent Babb from the Kansas City Star tell 610′s Nick Wright that if Haley hires from within or brings in a “yes man” it will be a bad sign and that what he needs is someone to argue with him. I get that the coaching staff needs to be able to tell the coach when he is making a mistake, but it seems to me that it would be more important that the head coach and OC were in sync and working in unison. Jason Whitlock said that the organization is already trying to talk up Nick Sirianni. He said it like it was a bad thing. Now I don’t know if Sirianni has the capacity to put together a game plan and call plays in game. However, if the team thinks he does, wouldn’t that be a perfect fit? No new system, no battle over who has “control”. Wouldn’t hiring someone like Josh McDaniels just set us up for the same thing that happened with Weis or Gailey?

So in summary, Haley being the OC himself was “too hot” in that he was overloaded. Haley handing over the reigns to a proven OC that wants control for themselves was “too cold” in that Haley needed some say in his team’s offense. So in my mind having an OC that was truly under Haley sounds like it would be “just right”. So stop worrying about the OC position. The Chiefs will survive without Charlie Weis. We don’t need some huge national name to come in and replace him. Yes Cassel made huge strides this year, but I think we can all agree that the play calling has been less then perfect. We just need Haley and Weis to “get along” well enough to come up with a winning game plan this weekend.

Which leads me to…..

Kansas City vs Baltimore

This is where our attention should be. So let’s look inside the numbers for this match up.

The Chiefs are 10-6 the Ravens are 12-4.

The Chiefs are 7-1 at home. The Ravens are 5-3 on the road. However, the teams KC faced at home only had a 39% winning percentage, where as the teams the Ravens faced on the road had a 52% winning percentage. The Ravens three road losses were to Cincinnati, New England, and Atlanta.

When KC has the ball:

The KC offense averages 349.7 YPG and 22.9 PPG.
The Ravens defense gives up 318.9 YPG and only 16.9 PPG.

KC has given up 32 sacks this season (13th in the NFL).
The Ravens only have 27 sacks (27th in the NFL).

In home games this year KC has averaged 182.9 rushing.
On the road the Ravens have allowed 101.75 yards/game rushing.
I think the team that is closer to this average probably wins the game.

When Baltimore has the ball:

The Ravens offense averages 322.9 YPG and 22.3 PPG.
The KC defense gives up 330.2 YPG and 20.4 PPG.

However, in home games the KC PPG allowed drops to 14.75.

The Ravens have given up 40 sacks this year (23rd).
The Chiefs have 39 sacks on the year (10th).

My key to the game:
I don’t think the Chiefs can “out physical” the Ravens on either side of the ball so I think the Chiefs need a big day from their skill players. On offense Matt Cassel needs to spread the ball around and open up the field for Charles. Running right at the Ravens front seven is a mistake. Our O-line has good technique but not the sheer power to push around the Ravens defenders. If we attack them the same way we did the Raiders we will see similar results. However, a steady diet of Bowe, Moeaki, McCluster, and RB screens may keep the front seven on their heels and that is when Charles breaks the long run.

On defense we will have to crowd the line to shut down the run. That means we need big plays from the secondary and linebackers in single coverage in order to stop the passing game. The pass rush will also be a huge factor. If Joe Flacco has all day to throw, he’ll find one of his many different targets. The Ravens have five players with 30 or more receptions (Boldin-64, Rice-63, Mason-61, Heap-40, and Houshmandzadeh-30) where as the Chiefs only have three (Bowe-72, Moeaki-47, and Charles 45).

Make no mistake; this is the best team we’ve played this year. We will need a great game plan and little to no mental break downs to win. However, we are at home and over the course of the season we have done a great job of not turning the ball over. The Arrowhead advantage is always a factor. So be excited about this game. Don’t dwell on the OC situation or what happened last week against the Raiders. We have suffered so much during the last three seasons that we shouldn’t let anything ruin this moment. They’ll be time to sort out what needs to be done for next season after our playoff run is over (hopefully that won’t be for another few weeks).

As usual, thanks for reading and GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!

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"Jason Whitlock is Cedrick the Entertainer." ...Enough Said.

I really like your articles. They lift my spirits and calm my worries. You write with the same Chief's perspective that I have. You see the bad but prefer to approach it from an optimistic point of view. Your above article expounded on topics I mentioned previously but basically avoided talking about in favor of celebrating today's victories. Keep the faith and tell Patrick to get your name listed on the staff writers list!

Wow, have you ever seen Weis look more like Jabba the Hut? Great read sir. Good analogies and insight. I think our main problem last week was because we didn't pick up on the blitz. I know we got maimed by their front four even when they didn't blitz, but we didn't make them respect our ability to dump the ball off early.

Absolutely well said KCMIKE...a few observations... 1. Any Given Sunday...the Chiefs weren't awe-inspiring Sunday, but the Ravens weren't either. The Ravens got six turnover gifts from Cincy...and ONLY BEAT THEM 13-7 in BALTIMORE!?!? That does NOT sound like a dominant team offensively. My point is the Chiefs don't turn the ball over, much...and the Chiefs have a superior defense than Cincy. I know, I know...just one game, but this sure makes the Ravens look beatable... 2. Ravens have given up 40 sacks? That's tremendous news...i'm very happy to hear it. Hali, Gilberry and Co will need to bring it often and bring it hard. Just as Haley will need to bring JC often and hard...this is our last game UNLESS we make it NOT our last game. Put it all out there...sack Flacco, force a fumble...LJ, hold onto that pass deflection...take it to the house. Haley, give JC the ball 20-25 times...we will see a victory if these things can happen. 3. ARROWHEAD...folks...let me tell you...i'm a 42-year old single girl-chasin' party animal. This doesn't mean i will be an obnoxious drunk, because i won't. But what it does mean is if you're sitting anywhere near me on Sunday, you will know it. I have been told many times that i'm the loudest fan people have heard. This is OUR CHANCE to bring ARROWHEAD back! Tell your friends and neighbors and co-tailgaters that it's THEIR JOB to make a lot of noise and wear out their throat. Tell the fans beside you to make noise...ask them why they aren't cheering? Ask them to leave if they aren't gonna make some noise and have them give their ticket to someone in the parking lot that will!! :-) My point is each and every one of YOU...of US...has a job to do SUNDAY. To make Flacco feel like he's in ROME...in the Colosseum...with LIONS swatting at his heels...BLOOD IN THE AIR...his death EMINENT! But it's not ROMA...it's Kansas City...and it's ARROWHEAD...and this is OUR CHANCE to BRING ARROWHEAD back. We can TRULY MAKE A DIFFERENCE SUNDAY IN THIS GAME! Imagine only six playoff games have ever been played in ARROWHEAD. This is history... Be a part of it...

Great post. I am potty-training too with our 2 year old daughter. If the past two days are any indication the Chiefs should have no "accidents" this weekend.

Let me clarify my last statement...my wife is potty-training our 2 year old. I am mostly an observer.

I'll take it one further for you - we lost to the faiders the last game and beat the dolts the 1st game of the 1969 season and march onto to SUPER BOWL VICTORY. Once you're in the playoffs anything can happen. We have played some amazing games this year. I hope that every Chiefs fan can "SEE" what we have accomplished in a year. We dominated our division by leading it all year, lead the league in rushing title all year, Cassel & Bowe became one of the best combos in the league, our "D" shut down some of the best RB's in the league and our special teams found ways to help us win. What a fantastic season to get to go to Arrowhead 7 times & Arrowhead West(sorry rams but it is what it is)to watch our Chiefs win the close ones and run away with the rest. Being a part of the "Wave" at Arrowhead for the 1st time in I don't remember how many years sent shivers through me. Seeing the growth of my 12 y/o son's enthusiasm, loyalty and pride is PRICELESS! So let's all drink deeply from the fountain of our successes this year and fill Arrowhead to the brim Sunday to show our Chiefs how much we appreciate what they have done for us this year. Let us unleash the hounds - atleast 20 caries plus a few well timed screens for Charles, get the ball to DMC and atleast once let him run a route as deep and as fast as he can, don't forget Tony M. as he is ready to explode, blitz somebody different almost every play, put JC & TJ/DMC in the backfield at the same time, let's throw quick slant routes to Bowe and let him run/run over some DB's (I can still see that forearm in the end zone in Seattle). I know that many doubt us this Sunday as they have all year. I ask every single Chiefs fan to raise their voice creating sound sufficient enough to shake the ground and strike fear into the heart of a raven. GO CHIEFS!!!! CHIEFS WILL!!!!!

Well said KCMike!

If I'm not mistaken, the Steelers lost their last game when they where a 6th seed. They went on to win the SuperBowl. The Giants didn't look good at the end of the year when they won their SuperBowl either. The Raiders loss might give our Chiefs some Extra incentive. I'm pretty sure they want to get that taste out of their mouths!

I love this post and the analogy!!! I am starting to wonder if Todd is trying to "Chucky" with his freaking looks on this face!!! I am really ticked off about the Raiders game, but I am SSSSSOOOO looking forward to a hopeful Chiefs win Sunday against the Ravens. GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyle, that was like three great posts in one -- and the potty training analogy was quite perfect and made me feel better about our team's "accidents." I have not yet had the great honor and responsibility of being a parent, but I've heard the stories as my cousin and her husband just pt'd their toddler. And then one evening, he took it upon himself to go into the bathroom and take care of business all by himself, whereupon he ran out into where we were all gathered in the living room and--with his pants still down--yelled, "Exciting news...!" It was a great moment and we considered making t-shirts with that slogan to commemorate it. Anyway. Here's hoping for some exciting news on Sunday...

Above picture- Todd has that what's that smell look and Charlie's thinking better Todd than me.

I like our chances. I think we match-up well with Baltimore. Their D is not what it used to be and their o-line is not very good. It seems that a lot of Chiefs fans the past couple of years have been pointing to what the Ravens have done as an example the Chiefs should follow, especially with draft and free agency (Big Matt being one). I like how the Chiefs have built this team and hope we take down the "Chiefs' mold".

I've always been very impressed with the Ravens' front office, although I sort of hate the team. But yeah, I've been very jealous of their personnel moves nearly every year.

Lol great post. I hope we are on our best behavior this weekend... "no messes"

I know! I read the title and I was like, "What the hell does this have to do with football???" But it was a GREAT analogy! And I've got to say, this is the only addiction I can say I'm proud of! CHIEFS WILL!!!

Nice peice and some very good points. I agree that the real focus should be on the Ravens. Yes the lose at home, to the Faiders was and is demoralizing. But take a sec to think about this: when the chiefs lost this year they would come back with a vengeance. Maybe the loss is just the motivation they need to fry up some ravens. As for the OC situation, yeah it sucks but we can deal with that AFTER we beat ATL in the super bowl! Go Chiefs!!!!!

Great analogy (Potty Training) The biggest mistake the Chiefs' coaching staff can make on Sunday is allowing Baltimore to dictate what we are going to do. Sure you should repsect them, but not too much. Do what we do best: Quick Passes to Moeaki, Play action passes to Bowe, run charles left and right. Do not let Jones run the ball up the middle. Do not let them get away with stacking the box.

I agree. I have been pretty kind in my support of using T. Jones this season, but if they run his old legs right at that front 7 again and again I will be the first one to call out Haley/Weis on their playcalling. Now is the time to give Jamaal 20 touches.

Good analysis on the stats. I think our offensive keys will be all about our perimeter run game and utilizing out tight ends on short to intermediate routes. I worry about our receivers hearing foot steps after several bone crunching hits. The Ravens excel at getting inside your head. Our young team is apt to make mental mistakes, but our youth is also a plus if we can wear the Ravens D down. Our secondary will need to step up to shut down Flacco. I'm not too worried Rice and their running game as long as we take away their vertical game.

I think Carr and Berry are key. If they both have good days in pass coverage I think our D will be okay.

Denny, you have to go get your own gravatar. Go to gravatar.com. Just sign up, it is easy as 1,2,3.

Agreed, don't know where this one came from, but really not my taste

"Jason Whitlock is Cedrick the Entertainer." ...Enough Said.

I really like your articles. They lift my spirits and calm my worries. You write with the same Chief's perspective that I have. You see the bad but prefer to approach it from an optimistic point of view. Your above article expounded on topics I mentioned previously but basically avoided talking about in favor of celebrating today's victories. Keep the faith and tell Patrick to get your name listed on the staff writers list!

Wow, have you ever seen Weis look more like Jabba the Hut?

Great read sir. Good analogies and insight. I think our main problem last week was because we didn't pick up on the blitz. I know we got maimed by their front four even when they didn't blitz, but we didn't make them respect our ability to dump the ball off early.

Absolutely well said KCMIKE...a few observations...

1. Any Given Sunday...the Chiefs weren't awe-inspiring Sunday, but the Ravens weren't either. The Ravens got six turnover gifts from Cincy...and ONLY BEAT THEM 13-7 in BALTIMORE!?!? That does NOT sound like a dominant team offensively. My point is the Chiefs don't turn the ball over, much...and the Chiefs have a superior defense than Cincy. I know, I know...just one game, but this sure makes the Ravens look beatable...

2. Ravens have given up 40 sacks? That's tremendous news...i'm very happy to hear it. Hali, Gilberry and Co will need to bring it often and bring it hard. Just as Haley will need to bring JC often and hard...this is our last game UNLESS we make it NOT our last game. Put it all out there...sack Flacco, force a fumble...LJ, hold onto that pass deflection...take it to the house. Haley, give JC the ball 20-25 times...we will see a victory if these things can happen.

3. ARROWHEAD...folks...let me tell you...i'm a 42-year old single girl-chasin' party animal. This doesn't mean i will be an obnoxious drunk, because i won't. But what it does mean is if you're sitting anywhere near me on Sunday, you will know it. I have been told many times that i'm the loudest fan people have heard. This is OUR CHANCE to bring ARROWHEAD back! Tell your friends and neighbors and co-tailgaters that it's THEIR JOB to make a lot of noise and wear out their throat. Tell the fans beside you to make noise...ask them why they aren't cheering? Ask them to leave if they aren't gonna make some noise and have them give their ticket to someone in the parking lot that will!! :-)

My point is each and every one of YOU...of US...has a job to do SUNDAY. To make Flacco feel like he's in ROME...in the Colosseum...with LIONS swatting at his heels...BLOOD IN THE AIR...his death EMINENT! But it's not ROMA...it's Kansas City...and it's ARROWHEAD...and this is OUR CHANCE to BRING ARROWHEAD back. We can TRULY MAKE A DIFFERENCE SUNDAY IN THIS GAME!

Imagine only six playoff games have ever been played in ARROWHEAD. This is history...

Be a part of it...

Great post. I am potty-training too with our 2 year old daughter. If the past two days are any indication the Chiefs should have no "accidents" this weekend.

Let me clarify my last statement...my wife is potty-training our 2 year old. I am mostly an observer.

I'll take it one further for you - we lost to the faiders the last game and beat the dolts the 1st game of the 1969 season and march onto to SUPER BOWL VICTORY. Once you're in the playoffs anything can happen.
We have played some amazing games this year. I hope that every Chiefs fan can "SEE" what we have accomplished in a year. We dominated our division by leading it all year, lead the league in rushing title all year, Cassel & Bowe became one of the best combos in the league, our "D" shut down some of the best RB's in the league and our special teams found ways to help us win. What a fantastic season to get to go to Arrowhead 7 times & Arrowhead West(sorry rams but it is what it is)to watch our Chiefs win the close ones and run away with the rest. Being a part of the "Wave" at Arrowhead for the 1st time in I don't remember how many years sent shivers through me. Seeing the growth of my 12 y/o son's enthusiasm, loyalty and pride is PRICELESS!
So let's all drink deeply from the fountain of our successes this year and fill Arrowhead to the brim Sunday to show our Chiefs how much we appreciate what they have done for us this year. Let us unleash the hounds - atleast 20 caries plus a few well timed screens for Charles, get the ball to DMC and atleast once let him run a route as deep and as fast as he can, don't forget Tony M. as he is ready to explode, blitz somebody different almost every play, put JC & TJ/DMC in the backfield at the same time, let's throw quick slant routes to Bowe and let him run/run over some DB's (I can still see that forearm in the end zone in Seattle).
I know that many doubt us this Sunday as they have all year. I ask every single Chiefs fan to raise their voice creating sound sufficient enough to shake the ground and strike fear into the heart of a raven.
GO CHIEFS!!!! CHIEFS WILL!!!!!

Well said KCMike!

If I'm not mistaken, the Steelers lost their last game when they where a 6th seed. They went on to win the SuperBowl. The Giants didn't look good at the end of the year when they won their SuperBowl either. The Raiders loss might give our Chiefs some Extra incentive. I'm pretty sure they want to get that taste out of their mouths!

I love this post and the analogy!!! I am starting to wonder if Todd is trying to "Chucky" with his freaking looks on this face!!! I am really ticked off about the Raiders game, but I am SSSSSOOOO looking forward to a hopeful Chiefs win Sunday against the Ravens. GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyle, that was like three great posts in one -- and the potty training analogy was quite perfect and made me feel better about our team's "accidents." I have not yet had the great honor and responsibility of being a parent, but I've heard the stories as my cousin and her husband just pt'd their toddler. And then one evening, he took it upon himself to go into the bathroom and take care of business all by himself, whereupon he ran out into where we were all gathered in the living room and--with his pants still down--yelled, "Exciting news...!" It was a great moment and we considered making t-shirts with that slogan to commemorate it.

Anyway. Here's hoping for some exciting news on Sunday...

Above picture- Todd has that what's that smell look and Charlie's thinking better Todd than me.

I like our chances. I think we match-up well with Baltimore. Their D is not what it used to be and their o-line is not very good. It seems that a lot of Chiefs fans the past couple of years have been pointing to what the Ravens have done as an example the Chiefs should follow, especially with draft and free agency (Big Matt being one). I like how the Chiefs have built this team and hope we take down the "Chiefs' mold".

I've always been very impressed with the Ravens' front office, although I sort of hate the team. But yeah, I've been very jealous of their personnel moves nearly every year.

Lol great post. I hope we are on our best behavior this weekend... "no messes"

I know! I read the title and I was like, "What the hell does this have to do with football???" But it was a GREAT analogy! And I've got to say, this is the only addiction I can say I'm proud of! CHIEFS WILL!!!

Nice peice and some very good points. I agree that the real focus should be on the Ravens. Yes the lose at home, to the Faiders was and is demoralizing. But take a sec to think about this: when the chiefs lost this year they would come back with a vengeance. Maybe the loss is just the motivation they need to fry up some ravens. As for the OC situation, yeah it sucks but we can deal with that AFTER we beat ATL in the super bowl! Go Chiefs!!!!!

Great analogy (Potty Training)

The biggest mistake the Chiefs' coaching staff can make on Sunday is allowing Baltimore to dictate what we are going to do. Sure you should repsect them, but not too much.

Do what we do best: Quick Passes to Moeaki, Play action passes to Bowe, run charles left and right. Do not let Jones run the ball up the middle. Do not let them get away with stacking the box.

I agree. I have been pretty kind in my support of using T. Jones this season, but if they run his old legs right at that front 7 again and again I will be the first one to call out Haley/Weis on their playcalling. Now is the time to give Jamaal 20 touches.

Good analysis on the stats. I think our offensive keys will be all about our perimeter run game and utilizing out tight ends on short to intermediate routes. I worry about our receivers hearing foot steps after several bone crunching hits. The Ravens excel at getting inside your head. Our young team is apt to make mental mistakes, but our youth is also a plus if we can wear the Ravens D down. Our secondary will need to step up to shut down Flacco. I'm not too worried Rice and their running game as long as we take away their vertical game.

I think Carr and Berry are key. If they both have good days in pass coverage I think our D will be okay.

Denny, you have to go get your own gravatar.

Go to gravatar.com. Just sign up, it is easy as 1,2,3.

Agreed, don't know where this one came from, but really not my taste