Chiefs Land On The Moon

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I gotta think at least part of him knows how funny this pic is (source: sportsgrindent.com)

I rose from my post-game coma, and the Chiefs were in the playoffs.  Unless I’m ever woken up by a nude Katy Perry bringing me a Long John Silvers breakfast in bed, that will probably go down as the coolest wake up of my life. 

It feels like we all had a hand in this.  Like its something we’ve all been working towards for years.  And in a way, I guess we have.  We toil during the week so we can spend our Sundays as we will (watching football and worshipping vengeful deities).  And we’ve endured countless losses and endless ridicule on those Sundays in the hopes that one day wins would come.  Now they have, and its time to bask in it.   If anyone has earned that right, we have.

For me, said basking will take the form of having ink etched into my skin.  I made that promise, and I intend to keep it.  I wanted to go to Freaks on 39th, where my LOTR tat (Elvish writing is the ultimate aphrodisiac) was masterfully applied.  But they were closed, as was their Broadway counterpart.  My flight was at 5am this morning, so it appears my homage to the 2010 season will have to be done by a Brooklyn artist.  I’m not thrilled about that, particularly since my current city of residence will likely become enemy territory in about a week.  I’ll have to make sure whoever does it isn’t a Jets fan.  And if they are, I go to the restroom and pee on their toilet paper.  Guerrilla warfare baby!

Further ruminations from your boy Big Matt after the jump:

What I can’t help but wonder now is if this will be the beginning of something special for us.  Maybe I’m overexcited, but I think it will be.  The more cynical among us, myself included, have thought for most of the season that we were a little worse than our record.  Now I’m not so sure about that.  The Titans and Rams may not be good teams, but they aren’t bad, and we just rolled over them.  I’ve said this before, but who rolls over decent teams?  Good teams.  Only good teams. 

The big debate this week is going to be about how long we should play our starters.  It’s a tough call.  Personally, I think we’ve got to use everyone for the first half at least.  This game still has meaning.  I would MUCH rather play the Jets than the Ravens, for personal and logical reasons.  I’m constantly surrounded by boisterous Jets fans.  The chance to end their over-hyped season would be a dream come true. 

I also happen to think the Jets are a good matchup for us.  Let Rex Ryan and the hubris patrol (band name?) waltz into Arrowhead having been convinced by their boys the national media that they’re going to roll over us.  I want a team thats going to take us lightly.  Because if you take us lightly at Arrowhead, these Chiefs will put you to sleep.  I am confident of that.

I don’t know if we’re a legitimate Super Bowl threat, but we’re definitely a threat to advance.  Thats something we haven’t done in 17 years.  So to me, even one win would be a major triumph.  But that isn’t the only reason I said this could be the start of something special.  It isn’t even the main one. 

This team is going to be together for a long time.  All of our best players are in their prime or entering it, and we have the money to re-sign anyone before they even hit the free agent market.  DJ and Charles’ extensions were very encouraging in that regard.  As long as Clunt stays the second-cheapest owner in KC, we should be able to keep this team intact for several years.  There will be more playoff games in our future.  Real ones.  Not 9-7 sneak-ins followed by three years of epic failure.

As to the immediate future, hopefully the Raiders will come in flat and we can put the game out of reach early.  I think a Cassel/Charles first half would probably do the trick.  Then the second half can be another slow, boring trip to the Jonezone with Brodie Croyle riding shotgun.  Sure that offense would be hideous and ineffective, but I don’t think any of us want to risk seeing Charles get up gingerly at this point.

Thom Jones had his worst game in an increasingly bad year Sunday, but believe it or not, I was fine with his workload.  On paper it might seem TOTALLY RIDICULOUS that a guy averaging an LJ-esque 2.8 yards per carry in his last seven games would be getting the ball 23 times.  And yes, the results were terrible.  Jones averaged 2.2 yards and repeatedly tried to let the Titans back into the game.  His much-praised sure-handedness was, predictably, highly overrated. 

Still, I was glad to see them feeding him the rock at the end.  I’ve been saying all year we need to use Charles when its important, and sit him when the game is in hand.  The Chiefs could do a little better on the first part, but they’re all over part two.  They were perfectly content to run Jones into the ground despite dismal results.  That tells me they at least realize Charles is better.  I hadn’t seen clear evidence of that until yesterday.  So in a weird way, seeing Jones trot back out there even after his horrendous fumble was a relief.  It told me that deep down our coaches know where their bread is buttered.  Thank God.

I’m sitting in a hotel room in D.C. because my connecting flight to NYC was cancelled.  I should be mad, but I’m not.  I’ve got two new Chiefs jerseys in my bag (Flowers and Bowe) and will get to wear at least one of them while watching a playoff game.  Dale Carter has served me well these past 15 years, but it was time for some new gear.  As a fan, you want the jersey you wear to represent your own personal Chiefs halcyon years.  For most of us, those were the Carter-Hasty-Smith-Thomas 90s.  In 20 years we’ll look back on the Hali-Charles-Bowe-Flowers 2010s with similar nostalgia.  So it is written, so it shall come to pass.  The Chiefs are back. 

Big Matt’s Sunday Hero Squad:

1) Dwayne Bowe- Let no man criticize D-Bowe, or he shall feel my wrath.  My internet wrath.  My face-to-face wrath is more uncomfortable than scary.  Just ask the guy at the US Airways ticket counter.  Two hours ago I creepy-stared my way to a free hotel room. 

2) Matt Cassel- This guy looks handsomer better in the pocket every game.  Pro Bowl, sons.

3) Glenngarry Glenn Dorsey- A much-needed sack from Dorsey.  We couldn’t have him end the season at .5, we just couldn’t.  I loved that post-sack swagger, too.  I like my defenders celebrating after they do anything remotely good.  Dorsey is great for that.

4) Eric Berry- That touchdown may have gotten him some ROTY votes.  He’s had some pretty great plays this year, and I would imagine most of you, like me, find yourselves liking him more every week.  I really hope I get the chance to hug him at some point in my life. 

5) Brandon Carr- Teams consistently try to pick on Carr, and he never quite lets them get away with it.  That pick was probably the best I’ve seen from any of of our D-backs this year.  Carr isn’t a stud like Flowers or a top 5 pick like Berry, but he deserves our respect.

And thats where its at, with Big Matt. 

Playoffs.

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Great win by the chiefs. Cassel has looked great. I believe he was looking at Bowe the whole time on that long td. But the pass was balls'y and perfectly placed. As were other passes he made. I sincerely hope we're preparing for pressure defenses which will require us to complete many more hot reads and slant routes in order to move the ball. Cassel has looked wonderful on the back shoulder passes but less so on the slants and other blitz-beating passes. I was wrong about Cassel. But the Jets and Ravens have seen what we've seen. They know what Jamal can do. They will be hunting Cassel.

I can't tell you how excited I am for the results of this season so far. I have been a Chiefs fan my whole life but have had to live in CO my whole life as well. Seeing the Chiefs rise and the Donkys fail has become one of the great seasons so far. Now I don't want to get ahead of myself but I would really like to see the Chiefs make it to the big game (and we can!) cause I put $10 bucks on them in Vegas last May when they were 60-1 odds to make the Super Bowl (Haley's next hush word). I have always said that if the Chiefs make the S-word than I am going no matter what, maybe that little bet will help me get there! How great would that be!

My sentiments exactly BM. No problem with how we handled Thos Jones in the second half. Brandon Carr, best INT of the season. Next task, take down the Raiders, because it's necessary for the perfect 10-0 at home. (We'll host and beat Indy for the conference championship - bank on it). Then on to Dallas!

Great post Matt. I think we're all thinking about the same thing, whether we agree or not. I actually wanted to see Charles get more carries. You're probably right about protecting him but I really would like to see him get the rushing title. 5 more carries and he goes over 100 yards and picks up a little more ground on Foster. As for next week, I think we need to head into the playoffs with a full head of steam. Play the starters, kick Oakland's butt and keep the momentum going. If we were an older, more established, veteran team maybe rest the key people. But we're such a young team that I feel we need to keep them sharp. Plus, if we're the #3 seed we would play the Jets then go to Pittsburgh, instead of Baltimore then New England.

I want to officially and forever drop my obsession with how D-Bowe lost the Raider game with the dropped pass at the two minute mark. He had a great year and the 75 yard TD yesterday was yet another beautiful play - how did a guy with his modest speed outrun those D-Backs? The season also taught me the reason and potential wisdom of the cliché that one play does not win or lose a game. It still is a false cliché, but if a team is going to have any success as a team, they need to think that way (unless it is Lyn Elliot missing 3 field goals including squibbing the last 42 yard attempt so that it barely made the end zone). The Chiefs are division champs and no player was more important than Bowe, so they needed to stand behind him after he lost the Raider game. No one will hear about it from me again. Sorry about the prior obsession.

D-Bowe wins over his harshest critic! A banner day. I'm still not ruling out a crucial playoff drop, but my man Dwayne really got it done this year and I'm proud of him. I've never enjoyed watching an offensive player more than Bowe. There's just something about him. Poetry in motion. Or maybe it would be more accurate to say poetry slam in motion.

I just hope he never forgets it or lets it go. With the right mindset and coaching that's what makes a person better. I don't want to be that guy!

Great post. I share your personal and practical reasons for wanting to match up with the Jets, and am almost jealous that I am not still in New York to witness it from there.

I forgot you're a former NYC guy. Whereabouts did you live?

From a Haley interview posted on KCChiefs.com: Q: How do you approach the Oakland game next week? HALEY: “I don’t know. We’ll have to get in there when we get back to work tomorrow. I would venture to say that with our team and what we’re trying to get done, our goal is to get to three wins (in the fourth quarter of the season) and I would say that we’ll get back to work to trying to get that done. When you’re in that mode and all of a sudden Cincinnati wins to help you get to your primary goal, you [still] have to try to do the right thing anyway.” Sounds like the starters will play and play to win. I like that, we need to stay undefeated at home going into a home playoff game.

Ughh. Don't want to criticize The Man Haley at this point, but he has to drop that non-sensical four quarter bit.

I too wish he'd shut up about the quarters thing, but I'm glad to hear he wants this win. There is actually still kind of a lot at stake. Revenge, perfect home record, and potential playoff seeding.

I'm with you Big Matt, Bring on the Jets. Although I think it would be awesome that the team Todd Haley had his first loss against, came out to be his first playoff Win. But, I would much rather face The Jets than the Ravens. I can't help but think we'd do pretty well against New England. We wouldn't get embarrassed. But I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. The only way we play New England is in the championship. You've also garnered more respect from me Big Matt. Peeing on a Jet Fans Toilet paper, nice man.

Well I haven't peed on anything yet. But I'm ready. Sometimes the best way to win a war is with a pre-emptive strike. I would absolutely LOVE to see us play New England in the playoffs. I mean that would just be amazing. I doubt we'd win, but imagine the storylines! Student becomes the teacher, etc.

Retired my Jared Allen jersey with a brand new number 7 that I got for Xmas. It's not from the 90's, but until Hali, he was the only player that showed greatness since Thomas. My brother is going for tickets right when they hit the public for sale at 5pm. I'll be going the cheap route as far as seating, as long as I'm there it won't matter. We will see how it works out, this last trip to STL coupled with Christmas wiped out my disposable income a little. I kept looking at scorecenter on my phone and I blew the eff up when the Bungles scored that last TD and I knew the game, and season, were over for San Diego. If your tattoo artist is a Jets fan and we play them, you gotta leave him an upper decker. Check it out on urban dictionary if you don't know what it is.

MacGruber is one of my favorite movies of all time, so I'm definitely familiar with the upper-decker. Can't say I've ever done one though (unfortunately?). I guess there's a first time for everything, even pooping in the top of someone's turlet.

Haha. Actually never seen MacGruber. I know of it because my uncle is a building inspector and did a contractor that favor after being an asshole to him several years ago. Glad to hear that it's grown in prominence to gag in a semi-major Hollywood film! Why is my toilet water rust colored?

We need to play all out against the Raiders to secure a win. We need to do all we can to get as many home games as possible. We have the first home game sealed and will definitely be on the road the second week. The AFC Championship game could be played at Arrowhead though, with a win next week and an upset the following week. Great season, Chiefs.

Agreed. All out to win, but take Cassell and Charles out as soon as the win is bagged.

I agree. If we have any chance to win any games, we have to get up early. The Tit ans defense isn't bad, (I think 13th in pass and 17th in run?) and we went up BIG! If we can do that against the Raiders and in the post-season, we could be legit contenders. And who knows, maybe we're the team to step in for the Pats. (Fingers crossed!).

Awesome Matt, as always. Chiefs fans need this and the best part about it is we are only getting better. Eric Berry is having a monster rookie year: 85 Tackles, 2 sacks, 1 FF, 4 INTs. 1 DTD Good luck on the Tattoo. Any video of it?

Thanks Jeremy. I'm hoping to get some video and post it to the site. Gonna try to get together with Paddy and make an AA adventure out of it. Care to answer me with some ink of your own on the West Coast? Are lawyers allowed to have tattoos?

Wouldnt this picture be great next year with Larry Fitzgerald sitting on the other side of Bowe.that would be the Dynamic DUEO.Lets hope thomas jones returns also.

Send Dwayne Bowe's above photo to J. Whitlock. He's running out of good stuff to write about.

Great Read, Right there with you. Seeing Flowers,Berry,Lewis,Carr celebrating together constantly...then realizing how long we will get to see that...and charles, DJ...hopefully bowe...hali. got a great thing going here was a moment on jamaal's second td, he did a dance, and haley cracked a smile when he saw it, I think it goes back to "our of highlight videos" "our own music" and in this case our own dance. Kansas City Shuffle on.

I love Charles' dance. Simple, yet hilarious. He's always smiling so huge when he does it, too. And while we're on the subject of that second touchdown, how pretty was that? One of the best passes I've seen Cassel throw.

That second TD was one of the best plays all year. At first, I thought it was improvised, or at least a second or third option, with Cassell first looking for the right middle of the end zone (Moeaki, I think). Then on replay, I could not tell if Cassell was just trying to look off Charles, and intened to throw to Charles the whole time. If so, it seemed like an unusual play

Great win by the chiefs.

Cassel has looked great. I believe he was looking at Bowe the whole time on that long td. But the pass was balls'y and perfectly placed. As were other passes he made. I sincerely hope we're preparing for pressure defenses which will require us to complete many more hot reads and slant routes in order to move the ball. Cassel has looked wonderful on the back shoulder passes but less so on the slants and other blitz-beating passes.

I was wrong about Cassel. But the Jets and Ravens have seen what we've seen. They know what Jamal can do. They will be hunting Cassel.

I can't tell you how excited I am for the results of this season so far. I have been a Chiefs fan my whole life but have had to live in CO my whole life as well. Seeing the Chiefs rise and the Donkys fail has become one of the great seasons so far. Now I don't want to get ahead of myself but I would really like to see the Chiefs make it to the big game (and we can!) cause I put $10 bucks on them in Vegas last May when they were 60-1 odds to make the Super Bowl (Haley's next hush word). I have always said that if the Chiefs make the S-word than I am going no matter what, maybe that little bet will help me get there! How great would that be!

My sentiments exactly BM. No problem with how we handled Thos Jones in the second half.

Brandon Carr, best INT of the season.

Next task, take down the Raiders, because it's necessary for the perfect 10-0 at home. (We'll host and beat Indy for the conference championship - bank on it). Then on to Dallas!

Great post Matt. I think we're all thinking about the same thing, whether we agree or not. I actually wanted to see Charles get more carries. You're probably right about protecting him but I really would like to see him get the rushing title. 5 more carries and he goes over 100 yards and picks up a little more ground on Foster.

As for next week, I think we need to head into the playoffs with a full head of steam. Play the starters, kick Oakland's butt and keep the momentum going. If we were an older, more established, veteran team maybe rest the key people. But we're such a young team that I feel we need to keep them sharp. Plus, if we're the #3 seed we would play the Jets then go to Pittsburgh, instead of Baltimore then New England.

I want to officially and forever drop my obsession with how D-Bowe lost the Raider game with the dropped pass at the two minute mark. He had a great year and the 75 yard TD yesterday was yet another beautiful play - how did a guy with his modest speed outrun those D-Backs?

The season also taught me the reason and potential wisdom of the cliché that one play does not win or lose a game. It still is a false cliché, but if a team is going to have any success as a team, they need to think that way (unless it is Lyn Elliot missing 3 field goals including squibbing the last 42 yard attempt so that it barely made the end zone).

The Chiefs are division champs and no player was more important than Bowe, so they needed to stand behind him after he lost the Raider game. No one will hear about it from me again. Sorry about the prior obsession.

D-Bowe wins over his harshest critic! A banner day.

I'm still not ruling out a crucial playoff drop, but my man Dwayne really got it done this year and I'm proud of him. I've never enjoyed watching an offensive player more than Bowe. There's just something about him. Poetry in motion. Or maybe it would be more accurate to say poetry slam in motion.

I just hope he never forgets it or lets it go. With the right mindset and coaching that's what makes a person better.

I don't want to be that guy!

Great post. I share your personal and practical reasons for wanting to match up with the Jets, and am almost jealous that I am not still in New York to witness it from there.

I forgot you're a former NYC guy. Whereabouts did you live?

From a Haley interview posted on KCChiefs.com:

Q: How do you approach the Oakland game next week?

HALEY: “I don’t know. We’ll have to get in there when we get back to work tomorrow. I would venture to say that with our team and what we’re trying to get done, our goal is to get to three wins (in the fourth quarter of the season) and I would say that we’ll get back to work to trying to get that done. When you’re in that mode and all of a sudden Cincinnati wins to help you get to your primary goal, you [still] have to try to do the right thing anyway.”

Sounds like the starters will play and play to win. I like that, we need to stay undefeated at home going into a home playoff game.

Ughh. Don't want to criticize The Man Haley at this point, but he has to drop that non-sensical four quarter bit.

I too wish he'd shut up about the quarters thing, but I'm glad to hear he wants this win. There is actually still kind of a lot at stake. Revenge, perfect home record, and potential playoff seeding.

I'm with you Big Matt, Bring on the Jets. Although I think it would be awesome that the team Todd Haley had his first loss against, came out to be his first playoff Win. But, I would much rather face The Jets than the Ravens. I can't help but think we'd do pretty well against New England. We wouldn't get embarrassed. But I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. The only way we play New England is in the championship.
You've also garnered more respect from me Big Matt. Peeing on a Jet Fans Toilet paper, nice man.

Well I haven't peed on anything yet. But I'm ready. Sometimes the best way to win a war is with a pre-emptive strike.

I would absolutely LOVE to see us play New England in the playoffs. I mean that would just be amazing. I doubt we'd win, but imagine the storylines! Student becomes the teacher, etc.

Retired my Jared Allen jersey with a brand new number 7 that I got for Xmas. It's not from the 90's, but until Hali, he was the only player that showed greatness since Thomas.

My brother is going for tickets right when they hit the public for sale at 5pm. I'll be going the cheap route as far as seating, as long as I'm there it won't matter. We will see how it works out, this last trip to STL coupled with Christmas wiped out my disposable income a little.

I kept looking at scorecenter on my phone and I blew the eff up when the Bungles scored that last TD and I knew the game, and season, were over for San Diego.

If your tattoo artist is a Jets fan and we play them, you gotta leave him an upper decker. Check it out on urban dictionary if you don't know what it is.

MacGruber is one of my favorite movies of all time, so I'm definitely familiar with the upper-decker. Can't say I've ever done one though (unfortunately?). I guess there's a first time for everything, even pooping in the top of someone's turlet.

Haha. Actually never seen MacGruber. I know of it because my uncle is a building inspector and did a contractor that favor after being an asshole to him several years ago. Glad to hear that it's grown in prominence to gag in a semi-major Hollywood film!

Why is my toilet water rust colored?

We need to play all out against the Raiders to secure a win. We need to do all we can to get as many home games as possible. We have the first home game sealed and will definitely be on the road the second week. The AFC Championship game could be played at Arrowhead though, with a win next week and an upset the following week.

Great season, Chiefs.

Agreed. All out to win, but take Cassell and Charles out as soon as the win is bagged.

I agree. If we have any chance to win any games, we have to get up early. The Tit ans defense isn't bad, (I think 13th in pass and 17th in run?) and we went up BIG! If we can do that against the Raiders and in the post-season, we could be legit contenders. And who knows, maybe we're the team to step in for the Pats. (Fingers crossed!).

Awesome Matt, as always.

Chiefs fans need this and the best part about it is we are only getting better.

Eric Berry is having a monster rookie year:

85 Tackles, 2 sacks, 1 FF, 4 INTs. 1 DTD

Good luck on the Tattoo. Any video of it?

Thanks Jeremy.

I'm hoping to get some video and post it to the site. Gonna try to get together with Paddy and make an AA adventure out of it.

Care to answer me with some ink of your own on the West Coast? Are lawyers allowed to have tattoos?