Mahomes Magic Crunch earns hilarious reviews from Chiefs fans

OAKLAND, CA - DECEMBER 02: Patrick Mahomes #15 of the Kansas City Chiefs celebrates after a touchdown by Spencer Ware #32 against the Oakland Raiders during their NFL game at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on December 2, 2018 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
OAKLAND, CA - DECEMBER 02: Patrick Mahomes #15 of the Kansas City Chiefs celebrates after a touchdown by Spencer Ware #32 against the Oakland Raiders during their NFL game at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on December 2, 2018 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images) /
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We recently asked our audience to try the new Mahomes Magic Crunch and tell us what they think. The results had us laughing out loud.

Patrick Mahomes is everywhere. From the cover of Madden to appearing on late night television to even partnering to help promote some governmental health care thing, the reigning NFL Most Valuable Player is omnipresent at this point.

The latest place you can spot the face of the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback at the grocery store, where on store shelves you can find Mahomes Magic Crunch.

Mahomes Magic Crunch is exactly what it sounds like: a breakfast cereal. While there’s nothing marshmallowy or loaded with extra sugar to make it magical, the reality is that Mahomes’s presence alone elevates it to such status—at least per most of our reviewers.

With the emergence of Mahomes new cereal, we thought it would make sense to ask the masses to tell us what they thought. Is it really magical? Are there any special powers gained from consumption? Can you at least improve your no-look passing skills after a bowl or two?

We loved the responses from Chiefs Kingdom, so we thought we’d lay out some of our favorites. It’s also important to note that many people aren’t eating this at all. Instead, it’s akin to having a piece of memorabilia of your favorite athlete—like a Wheaties box with Michael Jordan. So some fans are simply stashing it away for a long time or making money on eBay selling them to fans who live far away from such stores.

For those who have tasted Mahomes Magic Crunch, here are some that made us laugh. First of all, the clear reference point is Frosted Flakes, for better or worse:

From there, we began to laugh at several responses

This one sounds like Uncle Rico ate a bowl from Napoleon Dynamite:

We loved the whole narrative wrapped around this one.

And of course this one was perfect.

As for some, we’re still a bit uncomfortable. It sounds like he is, too.