Runaway diesel Justin Houston strung together four sacks on Sunday, totaling 22 on the year and becoming the Kansas City Chiefs single-season record-holder.
The latter mark now ties him with Jared Allen and Mark Gastineau for the second-most single-season sacks in NFL history, just shy of Michael Strahan’s (tainted) record of 22.5.
If that’s not reason enough to pay the man, there’s also this:
Hand No. 50 a blank check and 22 Toys “R” Us gift certificates.
After setting the benchmark, Houston’s son reacts like any true Chiefs fan would: He makes noise.
No sentences. No words. Just the roars of a bite-sized T-Rex, helping his father add to Philip Rivers’ laundry list of regrets.
If you’re scouting the 2030 class of pass-rushers, Mr. Dorsey, I know a guy.