Denver Broncos Fans Are The Worst Persons In The World

No hyperbole here, Denver Broncos fans are the worst persons in the world. And we have video evidence from ESPN to prove this assertion no less.

Broncos fans have been on something of revolution this week in an attempt to force CBS to stop assigning Phil Simms to their television broadcasts. Their argument is based on the notion Simms is biased against their team and says things that annoy them. You know, the kinds of complaints you hear from a seven year old kid.

Here was the last straw for their tolerance of Phil Simms, which came is Sunday’s game against the Chiefs:

"Denver fans were particularly irked about a comment made during the Chiefs-Broncos broadcast yesterday where Simms said something to the effect of ‘I’m not sitting here rooting for the Kansas City Chiefs, but…”…Simms has drawn the ire of Broncos fans as being heavily biased against the Broncos, and to show their disapproval they’ve started a petition to have him banned from doing Broncos games ever again."

Their complaints and grievances have become so loud that their nonsense has become a national story. So big that ESPN has picked it up and added a bit of commentary to their childishness.

Behold, Keith Olbermann’s wonderful ‘Worst Persons In The Sports World’ segment.

Morons. He called them morons. Excuse me, I have to go die of laughter for a little while. I’ll be back shortly.

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Okay, I died but I got better.

Oh, and you can help pile on the Broncos fans by signing this petition to KEEP Phil Simms in the broadcasting booth during Broncos games.