Scott Pioli Goes From Picking Up Candy Wrappers To Serving Apples

Former Kansas City Chiefs GM, Scott Pioli, has gone from intimidating employees over candy wrappers left on the floor to serving apples to his new boss, Thomas Dimitroff.

The news broke today that Pioli has been hired by the Atlanta Falcons to

destroy their franchise

…er… assist Thomas Dimitroff as assistant GM.

A few hours later, a video hit Youtube that features Pioli and Dimitroff driving around in a car. At the beginning, Pioli offers up an apple to Dimitroff. If you are a Falcons fan and you are religious, take it from us Chiefs fans, don’t overlook the Garden of Eden imagery here.

After watching this video, it is good to know that if running the Falcons doesn’t work (and given Pioli’s track record in KC, that is a distinct possibility) Pioli and Dimitroff can try to make their own buddy cop/road trip movie.

Pioli: Thomas you left a Snickers wrapper in the backseat AGAIN!

Dimitroff: I’m gettin too old for this shit!

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