Harry Potter: Kansas City Chiefs Style

Albus Dumbledore – Scott Pioli

Super secretive and very mysterious, Albus Percival Wolfrick Bryan Dumbledore has all the answers. He never gives a straight answer to any of Harry’s questions and some of his choices seem downright reckless but the dude is the smartest man in most any room and you can bet your ass he has a plan for how this is all going to turn out.

He’ll just die before he’s ever willing to divulge it.