Andy Reid & Scott Pioli Go On A Trip To Awkward Town

Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid joined NFL Path to the Draft today on NFL Network live from the 2013 NFL Combine. One of the experts on the Path to the Draft panel was former Chiefs GM Scott Pioli.

Reid was seated right next to Scott and as you can imagine, it was a trip to Awkward Town. Population 2.

Pioli helped get things going by touching Reid on the arm while making a weird joke about his (Pioli’s) daughter toilet-papering Reid’s new house in KC.

Then Reid was asked about his initial press conference in KC. Shortly after being introduced to the KC media, Reid was asked about the QB position.

Well, we’re in the process. That’s the key to that question. We’ve looked at the QBs that are in house. I like a couple of those guys. I know that you can win with a couple of those guys. We’re in the process of going through the free agents and looking at them and these kids that are in the draft. Any trade possibilities, we keep all that wide open. It is a process. It is a process. A very important position.

Reid went on to relive his “we need to find the next Len Dawson” joke before our boy Scott Pioli jumped in.

I’ll tell you, regardless of whether that QBs in-house or that QB comes from outside of work? that QB position is going to be better because Andy’s there. Andy and his staff, they’ve done a great job. You look back, you had Donovan but they’ve had other QBs that were good players that became better. He and his staff and his people have developed QBs, they just do a great job with it. So whether that guy’s in-house or out, that doesn’t matter They’re going to do a great job with it. They really are.

Translation: PLEASE KEEP MY BOY MATT CASSEL AND MAKE HIM LOOK AMAAAAAAZING.

Reid ignored that and instead fielded a question about how much he likes the current Chiefs roster.

I like the guys. Scotty did a great job of bringing in guys that can play and help you win football games.

Nice! Scotty Pioli. We’re rolling with that from now on.

Reid went on.

Listen the guys that we have I now are good football players. So what you do is you go in and evaluate the whole picture and it’s important that you do that. That’s what we’re doing now. Thank goodness we have time to do that. That’s what this whole process is about. We’re sitting here at the Combine in Indianapolis and this is part of the whole. And so you go through this process and you have a chance to meet these kids and talk to them, like we did at the Senior Bowl and you take the next step when you have the individual interviews with them and so on. So it’s kind of a neat deal.

Next one of the hosts droned on for a while about how Andy Reid knows everything about every high school football program in California. Then, finally, we got to Geno Smith.

Here is Reid:

I haven’t met him so I’ll have an opportunity do do that down here. I’ve had a chance to look at his tape and he’s a heck of a football player. Now I have this opportunity down here to look at him eye to eye and introduce ourselves to each other and get our ten minutes of talk with one another.

Next Reid was asked if there were some specific things Reid wanted to learn about Smith. Reid took the opportunity to use the word “process” again for the 300th time, which of course had Scotty Pioli, who has an “It’s A Process” tramp-stamp tattoo on his lower back, just beaming with pride.

Again, there’s a process that you go through so really, out of that 15 minute period or whatever it is, what is it Scott? 15 minutes, by the time the scout gets done with the and the position coach gets done with them and your General Manager, you’ve got maybe five minutes with them. So you keep your ears open and you listen. You like to hear some background on him, where he came from, what he’s about, what went on during his season this past year at West Virginia. And then see how he would see himself fitting in to our program.

The Scotty dropped some more knowledge on all us fools.

Andy’s right. That 15-minute window (Here Pioli snapped his fingers) closes quickly. I mean it’s, from the time you, you never get the full 15 minutes. I mean we used to train our scouts to make sure they got the guys in quick, get them out quick, get out of the room, get settled. We don’t let them shake hands with one or two guys because you gotta get down. That’s one of their tricks, too. They try to shake hands with as many of these guys as they can to cut down the interview time.

Then Scotty puckered up.

I know this, you’ve got a heck of a staff there. John (Dorsey) is great and the rest of the staff that’s there, great people that are going to do a very thorough job.

Then, then Scotty Pioli said something that made the collective heads of every Chiefs fan watching live, explode.

So whatever ends up happening, don’t be so locked in the QB. We were talking about it, he’s (Pioli’s co-host Paul Burmeister) so locked in on this QB thinkg. There’s a whole lot of other football players out there, Paul.

Then Reid said:

There are Paul. But it’s…it is an important position. I understand where he’s coming from. I got it. We’ve just got to go through this whole process.

Sure, Pioli appeared to be joking about the whole QB thing but just to see him actually say the words “don’t worry about the QB” was probably enough to drive even the most light-hearted Chiefs fan temporarily insane with rage.

Not a whole ton of useful information here but it was high comedy (for me at least) to see Pioli sitting there with Reid while Reid talked about trying to clean up the mess Pioli left in KC.

Topics: Andy Reid, Kansas City Chiefs, Scott Pioli

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  • http://www.arrowheadaddict.com Patrick Allen

    Reid’s face while PIoli is touching his arm is priceless. You can almost hear his inner-monologue.

    • Doug McD

      I really didn’t need the “tramp-stamp” comment. Almost made me stop reading.

      • Chris Tarrants

        Really? Get off Pioli’s nuts! I wonder if his tramp stamp shows just a little when he is picking up candy wrappers or balls of hair? He deserves any criticism that is sent his way!

        • Joe Myers

          your an idiot

          • http://www.arrowheadaddict.com Patrick Allen

            Easy, easy. We’re all on the same team. =)

      • berttheclock

        He may have meant to type “gramp-stamp”.

      • Danny W

        Oh yah a little joking is definitely not called for BONEs, seriousness is paramount.

        • Doug McD

          No, it was just the visual I got. LOL made me about puke. I like a little humor just keep it above the belt and off of Coach Reid.
          I liked the article very much, just that part (not so much). Keep writing love to read.

  • Danny W

    You know Scotty is a jealous baby. He’s probably still saying Matt Cassel is his guy and give him a chance behind scenes.

  • Jim Harper

    I also watched it live Paddy. Scotty looked much more uncomfortable than Reid and really took the topic of friends to the overkill level. Even now as I watch Scotty I was surprised at how much distaste I have for the man. That’s as nice as I can say it. I don’t know why anybody bothers to ask the question about who you are going to draft. They will never get an answer and shouldn’t be.

  • Chelsii.

    Pretty bias about everything that came out of Piolis mouth. Cassel did make a pro bowl during his tenure.

    • Jim Harper

      As a sub

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mangione Kyle Mangione

    This was the highlight of the combine. I laughed my butt off when I heard pioli was with NFL crew covering the combine. I think this was like a karma thing put him in the awkward position of covering what we do with the #1 pick lmao !!!!

  • bhud

    You know what is driving me insane…. the fact that I can’t read this article because you didn’t take five seconds to proof read it and make sure the damn sentences make sense. I know it’s a blog but jesus christ. It’s not fun reading a sentence five times trying to figure out what it was supposed to say. Other than that I really liked it though. Good work.

    • http://www.arrowheadaddict.com Patrick Allen

      That’s my fault. Went into the editor and checked and it looks like we accidentally published an older version of the story that auto-saved while we were transcribing all those quotes. Should have checked it after it was published.

      • bhud

        Patrick- After a year, I have just read your reply and then re-read what I wrote. I obviously have anger issues and need therapy. lol I’ll have my wife make the appointment. Maybe it was the 2-14 season talking. I guess we’ll never really know. I appreciate the work you guys do and I’m sorry for the outburst.

  • tm1946

    Why does anyone involved in the NFL want anything to do with Pioli? Didn’t he show what he was made of during 4 seasons in KC? I seriously doubt he could id talent from the college ranks. It is amazing how lost and un-informed he seemed to be as a GM.

  • TAZMOSIS

    Paddy,
    I still love all of your postings. But the last two are really hard to read. Please, just simplify them a little, so those of us who aren’t brain surgeons or professors can mentally digest them easier.

    • http://www.arrowheadaddict.com Patrick Allen

      What’s the problem? They are just quotes with sentences of commentary between them.

  • poorpioli

    gosh pioli sure like(d) russell wilson evidently. geez. constant praise of just how impressive he was, and how that isnt there this year. yet, they took donald stephenson after SD took brandon taylor via trade up in front of KC, so you wonder just how highly he actually thought of wilson afterall

  • poorpioli

    NFL AM, they think geno to kc is the best spot. wish other people felt this way. hope reid and dorsey do after this weekend and meeting the cerebral smith

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