Kansas City Chiefs: A Monday Morning Rant

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Sep 14, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; Kansas City Chiefs guard Mike McGlynn (75) before the game against the Denver Broncos at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports

The Offensive Line

Excrement. That’s about the only word I can really get behind as summing up the KC offensive line. It is a giant flaming bag of dog excrement. At this point you could make a wall of wet paper towels in front of Alex Smith and it would probably put up more of a challenge to the opposing defense than the current KC offensive line. I think my six year old daughter’s first grade class could join hands “Red Rover” style and it would be about as effective as KC’s current blocking schemes. At this point they could replace all five starters this season and I would be fine with it. I’d like Hudson back if possible, but that’s about it.

Excrement

Pig Vomit

Poo Cocktail

They’re so bad I can’t even talk about it any more.

Moving on to the guy calling the plays…..

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