Lodi police arrested Shawn Batie, 42, at 9:41 p.m. on Friday night after they said he was found under the influence of methamphetamines.

Officers responded to a call in the area of Beckman Road just north of Harney Lane where a man later identified as Batie was found standing in the dirt next to the cemetery with a flashlight, yelling in the dark.

Police said that Batie was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. He was also wearing socks.

KCRA.com

In case you’ve ever wondered what Raiders fans do when their team doesn’t have a first round pick…now you know.

This is just the kind of crap you can’t make up. I wonder what other Raiders fans were doing during the draft last night?

I know this, no matter what happens tonight, all I have to do is go back and read this post and I will be able to laugh. Thanks Raider Nation.