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The Landry Hat Gets Four Pinocchios

Oh, hell no! They went Disney on us? Well, an eye for an eye, baby. And at least we’re tying our images in, adding a little insult to the image. Peter Pan? Cinderella? No explanation? WTF? Sweet…Read More

The Landry Crap And Its Epic Homerism

As some of you might know, we have a sister site called The Landry Hat, which represents America’s Team America’s least favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. Dan T., the lead writer over there,…Read More