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Curry Shopping Himself Directly To Detroit

The plot thickens… Aaron Curry is reportedly shopping himself to the Lions — trying to upend Matthew Stafford as the Number 1 pick and turning the draft upside down in the process.  Curry…Read More

Dealing With Denver

I have a couple of friends of mine who love talking smack on the Chiefs.  They also happen to be Denver fans and every time some Chiefs news comes down the pike, my cell phone inevitably blows up with…Read More

Crane Damage – The Day Was Darkest Before The Dawn

The end of this season for the Chiefs was one of my darkest moments of fandom in any sport.  It appeared we were doomed as fans of the good guys in Red and Gold.  It was apparent that Herm Edwards was…Read More

Chiefs To Get Keys To The Cassel?

While most Chiefs fans hold their collective breath waiting for a new head coach announcement out of Kansas City, they might be surprised by another announcement that appears imminent.  The rumors are…Read More

Chiefs Coach Herm Edwards Fired

Chiefs fans rejoice!  Herm Edwards has been fired as coach of the Kansas City Chiefs!!!  Thank you Scott Pioli, thank you Clark Hunt. The best part may be that we never have to see the confused look…Read More

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King Carl's Death Throes Of A Monarchy

The frozen fans at Arrowhead were treated to a great game Sunday, a classic Herm Edwards lose from ahead…Read More

The Case To Sign Donovan McNabb

Fast forward to the draft. Is there any way Detroit doesn’t take the best QB in the draft with…Read More

Big Sexy Weighs In On King Carl's End Of Days

Everyone’s favorite columnist Big Sexy a.k.a Jason Whitlock, is at it again. Here’s his…Read More

Holy Crap — What A Beautiful Disaster!

Wow. Harm Edwards has turned losing into an art form. For loss-aficionados, today was a thing of beauty.…Read More

Chiefs Madlib – Make A Mission Statement

The stench coming out of [place] is [adjective] and [adjective]. [proper name] is [verb ending in "ing"]…Read More

ArrowheadAddict Fantasy League Playoff Update

In the ArrowheadAddict Fantasy League we just completed the Quarterfinals. In the top bracket, we had two upsets, with the bottom-seeded Bodies By Mangino in a close 3 point upset over the top-seeded Bobbleheads-…Read More

All I Want For X-Mas Is A Win At Invesco

Ol’ Herm the Germ won a game despite his best efforts…whoop-dee-doo. The Faiders almost look as bad as we did early this season; and that’s saying something because we were HORRID. Horrid…Read More

The Thigpen Illusion – Mirage in a Desert of Chiefs Hopelessness

In this week’s Crane Damage, I’d like to address the newest, latest and greatest in the world of Chiefs Fandom. The Thigpen Illusion. Now before all you Herm Apologists and homers and insane…Read More

Meet The Girl LJ Will Be Buying Something Nice For

Larry Johnson is now being sued by his accuser, Lawrence’s own Ashley Stewart. From the KC Star- The woman, Ashley N. Stewart, told police that Johnson intentionally spit his drink in her face and…Read More

The Rebuilding Umbrella – How Much Harm Is Enough?

My Chiefs apathy grows from week to week, as our Head Addict Adam put it in his recent vlog, somehow Harm Edwards has managed to “snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” Tyler Thigpen can…Read More

Power To The People! Charging Up Arrowhead

New technology has just become available that could save us as Chiefs fans from being forced to endure another $39 million under the cap season and could change the face of modern stadiums. A Dutch dance…Read More

Bob "B****" Gretz and Brodie's Experimental Operation

I can’t bring myself to find anything funny or redeeming about last week’s game or this week’s opponent so I wanted to share an observation and talk about Brodie Croyle‘s future. First…Read More

Herm Edwards Hands Out Another Suspension For Conduct Detrimental to the Team: Himself

Breaking News out of Arrowhead! Herm Edwards called a press conference this morning at Arrowhead and delivered some shocking news. Edwards announced yet another devastating suspension for Chiefs fans,…Read More

Trading Tony G: No Rest For Weary Chiefs Fans

This is a sad, anxious day for a lot of Chiefs fans out there. By 3 p.m. today, one of the greatest Chiefs of all time could be packing his bags for a contender. This author thinks if we don’t…Read More

One Word To The Chiefs…

Uncle.

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