If I told you a team lost its top tackler, its two safeties and three of its top defensive lineman from the previous year, most of you would say that team would struggle defensively.

THAT TEAM, MY FRIENDS, IS OUR CHIEFS.

Whether you like it or not, we are one step removed from an expansion team. You know that when our top playmaker the last three weeks is Andy Studebaker — a Division 3 player!!!

It is impossible to objectively evaluate Todd Haley and Matt Cassel. When Dwayne Bowe was suspended we were left with one offensive playmaker — Jamaal Charles. Cassel and Haley are attempting to make something from nothing. As a result crazy chances are being taken on 4th down such as the polecat. It was a DESPERATION attempt to score and alter the course of the game.
Haley’s and Cassel’s future will depend on the ability of one Scot Pioli to draft, sign and develop playmakers.

SUGGESTION BOX:
1. HIRE AN OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR IN THE OFFSEASON YOU TRUST
2. Find a quality, dependable center
3. Rebuild the right side of the O-Line
4. Find another RB and regulate Charles to change-of-pace duty

Sunday, I watched the Browns-Bengals with a vested interest as I have Ocho Cinco, Cedrick Benson (Bernard Scott as a handcuff) and Carson Palmer on my fantasy team. Early in the game, Scott sustained a hip injury and guess who entered the game? Our anti-hero LJ. I attempted to watch his performance objectively, but could barely suffer through the experience. As with the Chiefs, number 27 ran strong off tackle but did not break a long run or attempt a true outside run. His pass blocking was hidious — he looked like a ping-pong ball bouncing off pass rushers in the same fashion he performed his pass-blocking duties while with the Chiefs.

It does reflect positively on our coaching staff in their prior evaluations of LJ. As I mentioned previously, LJ orchestrated his exodus from K.C., putting the Chiefs in a no-win situation. Forget L.J.’s stats from last Sunday against possibly the league’s worst team. He refuses to pass block and Jamaal Charles’ numbers with the Chiefs blow away what Johnson did in red and gold this season. Charles is a better fit for Haley’s system and the locker room. The Chiefs made the right call.

One has to wonder what will happen first with LJ — further incidents in Cincy or losing his one strong suit, the ability to run straight forward with a full head of steam. Nevertheless, the Chiefs again made the right decision. What makes a good coach? Is it the ability to relate to the players in the fashion of Herm Edwards and Dick Vermiel? Or is the harsh, critical, demanding style of coaches like Todd Haley or Mark Mangino? The one quality I feel a head coach must possess is leadership. The ability to get a coaching staff and a group of players to follow and to execute a gameplan and to buy into a system. It doesn’t matter if they speak softly, like say Tony Dungy, or carry a big stick, like say Bill Parcells. One way or another, leadership is the key.

In addition to that trait, that leader must have a core group of players who will be instrumental in implementing his system. After watching the Saints dismantle the Patriots, it appears that Bill Belichick has lost that core group of players, particularly on defense. Gone are stalwarts Asante Samuel, MikeVrabel, Ted Bruschi, Rodney Harrison and Richard Seymour, all of whom were not only talented but heady players that were essentially “coaches on the field”. It appears to this casual observer that’s the type of player Pioli and company are looking for in their effort to rebuild the Chiefs.

Congratulations to Gary Pinkel and Co. for their big win at Arrowhead. His ultra-conservative decision to punt on fourth down with less than three minutes to go in the game shows it is simply better to be lucky than good. Then again, no matter the choice, you just have to be right. Even the aforementioned Belichick recently looked like an imbecile when he foolishly went for an ill-advised fourth down conversion and cost his team a pivotal rivalry game against the Colts.

Until next week — BEAT THE DONKEYS!

L.J. searching for a new home reminded me of other Chiefs who have found new homes. I reviewed the rosters of the other NFL teams searching out former Chiefs. Here are my results:

Todd Collins QB Washington
Benny Sapp DB Minnesota
Ty Law CB Denver
Vonnie Holiday DE Denver
Casey Wiegmann C Denver
Tony Gonzalez TE Atlanta
Scot Fujita LB New Orleans
Ryan Sims DT Tampa Bay
Tank Tyler DE Carolina
Jared Allen DE Minnesota
Turk McBride DE Detroit
Kris Wilson TE San Diego
Tyler Thigpen QB Miami
Keyaron Fox LB Pittsburgh

One thing stands out. Where are the offensive lineman we have drafted or signed?

While some people point out our failures to adequately re-stock our defensive line, everyone has forgotten we have failed miserably to put emphasis on our offensive line in the draft.As a result our run game has been non-existent and pass protection iffy at best. Without an adequate offensive line you cannot control the line of scrimmage and expose your defense to quick “three and outs.” I suggest that during next year’s draft and free agency period significant attention be turned to these areas if our franchise is to make an about face!

Quarterbacks
QB Matt Cassel – C Difficult situation. Started off the semester injured with a heavy course load. Classmates are not carrying their load

Offensive Line – C- Remedial Class-Has played part of the semester without its star pupil Brandon Albert-Remainder of the line particularly the right side must be evaluated as special needs.
Ryan O’Callaghan – Incomplete
Mike Goff – D
Rudy Niswanger – D-
Brian Waters  – C
Brandon Albert – Incomplete Probably a better fit at right tackle in order to avoid nagging injuries

Running Backs
Larry Johnson – F OSS — Out of School Suspension
Jamaal Charles – C Missed key block on blocked punt last week!
Dantrell Savage – C Special needs

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1.Larry Johnson never liked being with K.C and immediately got in the doghouse of Dick Vermeil — “take your diapers off” episode.
2.Larry Johnson’s total yards have fallen dramatically from his high in 2005 and 2006 of 1750 yards and 1789 yards to 559 in 2007, 874 in 2008 and 358 in 2009.
3.Likewise his average yards per carry have fallen from a high of 5.2 ypc in 2005 to a current low of 2.7 ypc.
4.Larry Johnson’s off-field behavior continues to show disrespect for his coaches, fans and the people of K.C.

No. 27 is a scared, aging running back on a horrible team. He has lost any hope of a trade to another team. He is frustrated that the Chiefs enforced clauses in his contract last spring that cost him part of his contract. So instead of becoming an out and out malcontent he tweets. He badmouths his coach, the Chiefs franchise and sportwriters attempting to cover the team. He has angered in the process two of the most player friendly coaches in Dick Vermeil and Herm Edwards.Now he is belittling a first year coach who has been supportive and enthusiastic about Larry’s performance to date.

He planned this whole thing. Like Corey Dillon sandbagging the Bengals, this whole thing seems contrived. L.J. sees the likes of Cedric Benson and Will Witherspoon going from worst to basically first, and he wants to do the same. In the back of his head, Johnson probably thought another round of tantrums could get him in a Chicago, New England, Philadelphia, etc. uniform by Thanksgiving. I say we give him his wish.

Keeping L.J. over Jared Allen was one of the top mistakes in team history. Let’s distance ourselves from the King Carl/Herm era by ridding ourselves of their biggest mistake. Then and only then will this team be able to truly look forward. As Vermiel stated “it’s time to take the diapers off.” Let Larry the Great Troublemaker go.

Or so the Redskins theme song plays at FedEx Field. Fortunately, our Chiefs were the beneficiaries of another bailout from our Nation’s capitol. In doing so, our boys in red avoided setting a new record for Chief futility. In 1977, the Chiefs began their season 0-5, defeated the Chargers and then got blowout by the Browns 44-10. That 1-6 start was enough for a middle-aged Lamar Hunt, who promptly fired head coach Paul Wiggins. He was replaced by his defensive coordinator, Tom Bettis, who led the Chiefs to victory the next weekend over the Packers before finishing the season with consecutive losses.

Just like the stock market bottoming out to the 6700′s, the Chief’s perhaps have bottomed out with three wins out of the last 31 games. Particularly encouraging was the play of Tamba Hali, Glenn Dorsey and the defense as a whole. The makeshift O-line with two journeymen offensive tackles — Wade Smith (left) and Ryan O’Callaghan (right) — did a credible performance against the strength of the Redskins  — Albert Haynesworth and company. Matt Cassel continues to demonstrate poise and leadership, both of which have been lacking in K.C for years.

As for the Redskins, perhaps they should adopt the old adage previously reserved for the old Washington Senators.

Washington: first in war, first in peace and last in the NFC East!

Congrats to Scott Pioli, Todd Haley, the Chiefs and ALL YOU ADDICTS!

In 1943, America was at war and the NFL was close to losing two of its famed franchises — the Eagles and the Steelers. Left with only 6 players on his roster, Art Rooney called Lex Thompson, the owner of the Eagles. Rooney suggested that the 6 Steelers merge with the 16 Eagles left on their roster. After much coercion, Thompson agreed only if the team remained the Eagles and played the majority of its games in Philadelphia.

Next the league had to agree to the merger. Ultimately, it did with the stipulation the the merger be dissolved at the end of the season and the team not be eligible for the playoffs.T he team had co-head coaches, Walt Kiesling and Greasy Neale, and finished 5-4-1. Along the way the team became known as the Steagles and help save Pro Football in Pennsylvania.

Such is the case now in Missouri. While our country is currently at war in Afghanistan, some would suggest that neither the Chiefs nor Rams have the full complement of NFL players. Furthermore, Arrowhead is under renovation and Rams officials constantly complain about the Edward Jones Dome as being an unworthy home. The answer? Combine the two franchises for the rest of the year.

Play half the remaining games in each city and play half of each team’s remaining schedule. Vacated games would count as a forfeit (they basically are anyway) and allow the opposition another bye weak. By agreeing to the temporary merger, both fan bases might have the opportunity to savor victory this year. Hell, Steve Spagnuolo could coach the defense and Todd Haley could helm the offense.

I suggest the the new team be named the Griefs. “R” for the Rams, “iefs” for the Chiefs and “G” for Georgia Frontieri, the late owner of the Rams.

Think about it. A team with a chance to be competitive, to actually win a game. A novel concept!

10. Play fantasy football, but get in a league without Adam and Zach.

9. Adopt another team as your 2009 surrogate (excluding the Browns or Rams).

8. Avoid watching the Chiefs broadcast after 1 pm.

7. Do not read any Jason Whitlock columns as they will simply reiterate the obvious (see columns week 1-3).

6. Think of the season as a competition for the number one pick.

5. Schedule honey-do projects on Sunday afternoons.

4. Never pay full price for a Chiefs ticket.

3. Go the Renaissance Festival.

2. Attend a college game at KU, MU, OU, Nebraska or Iowa.

1. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS — THIS IS NOT GOING TO GET BETTER FAST!

Unlike prior years where the Chiefs could count on the Raiders make costly game-changing mistakes, the roles have been reversed. How else do you explain the sequence at the end of the first half, coming away with zero points? Or two costly interceptions? Or running play action with Dontrell Savage out of a single-back set on a big third down play at the end of the game? Who did that fool?

IN REALITY THE RAIDERS HAVE SUPERIOR TALENT AT EVERY POSITION, save maybe quarterback, left guard and No. 1 wide receiver. Certainly, we do not have anyone who could match Janikowski, McFadden or Bush on offense. Our roster also lacks playmakers on defense like Micheal Huff, Thomas Howard, Richard Seymour and the lock-down corner Nnamdi Asomugha.

The only reason the Chiefs were in this contest was the ineptitude of JaMarcus Russell. Meanwhile, our talent-poor Chiefs had a free agent cut earlier in the week by the Vikings be their go-to receiver. That’s not meant as a knock on Bobby Wade, but rather a reflection of how little talent the Chiefs’ roster currently boasts.

It is clear to this observer that the Chiefs are going through a transition. Haley is building a relationship with his new QB, trying to call the plays and be the head coach simultaneously. At the post-game press conference, he appeared to be frustrated and perhaps overwhelmed. The Chiefs are a talent-poor franchise headed toward four weeks of the NFC East — not exactly what the doctor ordered for growing pains. I am afraid the worst is yet to come

Game management. Coaching. Not having turnovers. Making plays like Jon McGraw’s blocked punt for a TD, or Derrick Johnson’s interception. Averaging 49 yards per punt and successfully hitting a 53-yard field goal.

Yes, it is the little things that add up to victory. Like not running out of the endzone on a kickoff when your team is up by five with two minutes to play (Bills vs Patriots). Like not tipping the last pass of the game to your opposition (Bengals vs Broncos).

Todd Haley is methodically teaching the Chiefs to do the little things needed in order to be winners. Although the pantry is bare, Haley is laying the foundation for future Chiefs teams. Future Chiefs teams will be in excellent physical condition, will not take plays off and will not beat themselves.

Sunday, the Chiefs fought gallantly although clearly overmatched in talent. Players like Brodie Croyle played within their limitations and did not create turnovers. It was clear that Haley was a big part of this, as the Chiefs played better than expected, while the Cardinals performed poorly in their first post-Super Bowl regular season game.

Hopefully, blowouts, poorly devised gameplans and frustrating game management will be, to quote The Raven, “nevermore.”

Bailiff: All hail the most honorable Old Chief ”

Chief: Please be seated. Mr. Mason, your opening statement please.

Perry Mason: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I come before you today to discuss the hideous shape of the Chiefs franchise. The defense set an NFL record for fewest sacks last year and two of our most valuable defenders are either cut (Pollard) or running third team (Derrick Johnson). Furthermore, our weak defense might be the strength of this team! There’s a revolving door at right tackle and it is doubtful any of our starters on the right side of our line could start for a CFL team. The brand new multimillion dollar QB is already injured, leaving the Chiefs with the tandem of I twins — Injured and Intercepted. To make matters worse, the Chiefs fired their Offensive Coordinator last week. The fact remains the Chiefs are guilty as charged — an expansion roster headed to a 1-15,2-14 season.

Johnnie Cochran: People of the jury, come to your senses — do not believe this hogwash. The Chiefs are headed to the AFC West title. They have a handsome new QB who led the Patriots to 11 wins last season. Both of the coordinators were in the Super Bowl last year. The GM has been executive of the year in the NFL. They even have an improved defense, causing old faces (Pollard and Johnson) to disappear. The offensive line is improving daily with new additions from the Phins and the Pats. As far as the old offensive coordinator, Chan Gailey — IF HE DOESN’T FIT, YOU MUST MAKE HIM QUIT! The Chiefs will win the AFC West!

Judge Old Chief: Mr. Mason, your rebuttal.

Mr. Mason: Mr. Cochran, you have failed to prove anything. You simply recited resumes hoping for improvement. How about some tangible evidence ?

Mr. Cochran: First of all, the Chiefs play in the worst division in football. Worse than  the Big 12 North, the WAC and even the ACC. I am convinced a team could win this division with a .500 record. Let us carefully examine our competition, or lack thereof.
San Diego has the village idiot as its head coach; their best offensive player L.T. is 30 and past his prime; and their defensive star steroid king Shawn Merriman maybe headed to jail. Denver has a boy coach who is overmatched for his job. Many of his players are disgruntled with the lack of direction of the franchise and seek relocation. His new QB for whom he traded for in the offseason recently dislocated his index finger on his throwing hand. The Broncos defense was statistically worse than the Chiefs in many areas in 2008. Oakland has a senile owner and a coach who bullies and punches his assistants. They draft and trade for players on a whim as if they do not have a scouting department. Their QB looks and plays like an offensive tackle. What other evidence would you like?

Mr. Mason: You are delusional.

Mr. Cochran: Delusional? These are the fact.The Chiefs defense is going to be vastly improved with the beast Tyson Jackson and steady Mike Vrabel. Finally, we are getting real players on the field like Corey Mays and Jon McGraw. Todd Haley is an offensive genius who was tinkering with the team in the preseason. He will fix the O-line even if we have to go to double tight ends. The Chiefs are the most improved team in the division and will squeak by the Chargers!

Mr. Mason: Preposterous. The Chiefs are 2-22 in their last 24 games (presason and regular). They were the last team to lose to the Lions for God’s sake! The lineup is full of unproven rookies and worn-out veterans who will be done by game 7.

Judge Old Chief: Ladies and gentleman of the jury, it is time for you to enter into deliberation. What will it be AFC West or AFC Worst?

I do agree with that Cassel missing the first six games is not a bad idea. In doing so, he misses encounters with the Ravens, Redskins, Giants and Eagles. Regardless, the O-line woes were well documented last year and resulted in our transformation to the spread.

On the other hand, I feel you are grossly overestimating our Chiefs. Our roster is dotted with numerous first-round busts (Derrick Johnson, Tamba Hali, Glenn Dorsey) and our overall TALENT IS THE WORST IN THE LEAGUE. We have the potential to win 1-3 games.Remember we are the last team to LOSE TO THE LIONS!!!!!!

The dismissal of Gailey is expected. Haley wants to run his own ship and Chan is from a different era. I suspect Gailey’s interest in Thigpen may have worn thin with his boss. Nevertheless, One Arrowhead continues to be a revolving door for coaches in the last three years.

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Let's hope Pioli's recent imports aren't clunkers.

While everyone in the USA focuses on the last days of Cash for Clunkers, our own Scott Pioli signs players who he hopes are not clunkers. Anyone who watched the film of Friday’s game came to a quick conclusion — the offensive line needed retooling. Pioli quickly went  to work, landing a pair of offensive lineman from the Miami Dolphins.

Andy Alleman was born in Akron, Ohio. After graduating from high school, he was rewarded a scholarship to Pitt as a defensive end. After two relative unproductive years, he transferred to Akron where he switched positions to offensive guard. After a successful stint at Akron, Alleman was drafted in the third round by the Saints in 2007. He was placed on waivers in 2007  and was claimed by several teams, including the Chiefs, before winding up with the Dolphins. Only 25 years old, he remains young enough to be considered a prospect but mature enough to understand the pro game. At 6-foot-4 and 310 pounds he is expected to bring strength to the center/guard position.

Ikechuku Ndukwe is teammate of Alleman who also comes over from the Dolphins. Like Alleman, he is an Ohio native born in Powell, Ohio on July 17, 1982. He attended Northwestern and was a free agent acquisition of the Saints in 2005. Since that time, he has spent time with the Redskins (2005-06), Ravens (2006-07) and Dolphins (last year). Although a classic journeyman at 6-foot-4, 325 pounds, he can play either right guard or tackle.

One of Pioli’s most successful Cash for Clunkers pick-ups was the acquisition of Corey Mays. A free agent out of Notre Dame, Mays spent 2006 initially on the practice squad for the Patriots before being activated in mid-season. In 2008, Mays spent the season with the Bengals. Born in Chicago on November 27, 1983, Mays had an outstanding game Friday sacking Favre and flying to the ball. Besides his physical attributes, Mays had a 4.2 GPA in high school and while at Notre Dame founded a youth support group in Chicago (Positive Concepts).

The above three Cash (waivers or draft choices) for Clunkers (or are they?) may be the beginning of Mr. Pioli’s rebuilding of the Chiefs

Today, that has all changed. Players have OTA’s are expected to come to camp in shape. This has allowed the NFL to shorten the length of camp and decrease the number of exhibitions (preseason match-ups) and injuries.(According to my Chiefs medical staff sources, Coach Haley has demanded the best-conditioned team in the NFL)

But what is the point of the preseason — NOTHING. It is glorified practice at best. The Detroit Lions were 4-0 last year in the  preseason and 0-16 in the regular season. Coaches are experimenting with formations, line-ups and substitutions. PLEASE CHIEFS FANS DO NOT MAKE JUDGMENTS ABOUT THIS TEAM UNTIL THE REGULAR SEASON. If you want something to do check the waiver wire daily. Teams like the Giants, loaded with defensive line talent, and the Packers, with their abundance of offensive lineman, will be releasing players to get down to the 53-man limit. Scott Pioli will be busy using his well-regarded skills in remolding the Chiefs with bargain-basement cast-offs.

In the meantime, until the regular season begins I suggest the following:

1. Avoid reading about Brett Favre

2. Ignore any further interviews with Micheal Vick

3. Turn-off Chris Mortenson and his ridiculous bus

4. Do not stay up till 1 AM. to see the Chiefs replay on NFL Network

5. Do not tweet Chad Ochocinco or T.O.

WHY? Because the preseason is an exhibition, a glorified practice, and in reality means NOTHING.

As I listened to Carl’s speech, I recognized what a special life had touched so many people. Besides his obvious skills and talents, Derrick was our leader, and one which both the franchise and the city it played in could rally around. He was the missing piece that lead us out of dreadful 70′s/80′s era and into the 90′s and defensive dominance. I doubt there has ever been a more inspiring player in Kansas City or elsewhere, one who could get 80,000 people to go beserk and intimidate the opposition.

By his entering the Hall of Fame, we have brought closure to his life and the great teams he lead. Somewhere Derrick is smiling and thinking maybe we could of had a couple more fly-overs.

Thank you, Derrick. God bless.

1.Shaun Rogers jumping offsides cursing and running (fast walk ) a lap around the field.

2. Martin T. Rucker the former Mizzou Tight End catching a touchdown pass from Brady Quinn.

3. Eric Mangini only commenting when to turn the loud rap and rock music to be turned off so the position coaches could make a teaching point or a substitution.

4. Rob Ryan coming to the sideline to say hi to the parents of twins.

5. Bray Quinn being indecisive again and the other QB Anderson being inaccurate on short throws.

Overall I was left with several impressions:

1. Fans everywhere in the NFL begin the season with the glimmer of hope that this could be their year.

2. The NFL continues to market itself as the number one pro league. The training camp was free and extremely fan friendly

3. The people of Cleveland are very similar to those of K.C. — both have horrific baseball teams and football teams that long for success.

4. The Chiefs may be the least talented team in the NFL. When comparing their roster to the Browns (another bottom feeder) I notice a plethora of players with NFL experience between 4-7 years (NFL Pprime). This is an area the Chiefs sorely lack. We are saddled with young players and end-of-the-line veterans. We lack the star power of Shaun Rodgers, Braylon Edwards Jamal Lewis and Joe Thomas to name a few.

Furthermore, I doubt in his first year, with a new QB and new staff, that Todd Haley can coach up the Chiefs at their current overall talent level. Sorry, this reclamation project will take more than one draft to fix.

Tonight DT is in the HALL!

The Hall itself was divided into two major segments. The old with the busts of the greats and the segments on history of the game. During this time I was impressed with the segment on Red Grange the Galloping Ghost of the 20′s who played for the Illini and then the Bears.

The new addition dedicated to Lamar Hunt, the Super Bowl wing, emphasized the modern day game and had interactive segments which would appeal to the younger fans. I was particularly proud of winning the trivia contest between me and my sons! Overall, I was left in awe of the progression of the game; from a slugfest, an offshoot from rugby, into the modern high velocity game we all know and love today.

Today, I look forward to our visit to the Browns training camp. Until then…

Enough of the levity! On a serious note we are all saddened by the passing of coach Jim Johnson of the Eagles — a former Mizzou Tiger who built great defenses. His presence will be missed. Nobody blitzed better.

Recently, I happened to watch the homecoming starring Rick Reilly. This edition featured Kurt Warner. Guess who appeared? The old crying coach Dick Vermeil who promptly teared when he reminisced over the World Champion Rams. Dick and Carl Peterson are partly responsible for the mess the Chiefs franchise is in because of poor draft-day decisions (Ryan Sims, etc…).

The Chiefs have several important issues coming out of training camp. Among the least important:

1. Will Brodie Croyle make it through camp without another injury?

2. Jason Whitlock lamenting the trade of Tony G.

3. Will the Chiefs have another brawl with the Favre-less Vikings?

4. What will be the combined weight of the Bayou Brothers tag team — Dwayne Bowe and Glenn Dorsey — by camp’s end?

5. Which Chief will be the first to encounter the wrath of Todd Haley (and do we just not know about this yet?)?

After three years of suffering through bad coaching and poor game decisions, I finally thought in January we were rid of Herm Edwards. I soon realized that he again landed on his feet with his dialect and coach speech, this time bagging a job at ESPN. Nevertheless, I felt he would be far away on the East Coast — out of sight, out of mind. Wrong!

Last week, I was on vacation in New York. On the way to the airport, guess who made an appearance on ESPN Radio? Yes, the Hermster. Next, while waiting at the airport I was watching the TV and but again who appeared –  the Hermster. Later that week, I was walking in Times Square and was just outside of the ESPN Zone, and guess who appears — the Hermster.

Our situation with Herm Edwards reminds me of the movie What About Bob. You have one party who is dying to get rid of somebody. In the movie it is a psychiatrist trying to dump Bob Wiley (Bill Murray). In real life it was the Jets trying to pawn off Herm. Both were successful. The shrink catered to noted psychiatrist Dr. Leo Marvin’s (Richard Dreyfuss) ego and convinced him that only he was good enough for this “special” client. Meanwhile, the Jets somehow duped the Chiefs into thinking that we were better than they were, that they too were “special.” That Herm Edwards could do in K.C. what he couldn’t do in New York — take his team to a Super Bowl.

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Let’s review the environment which led to Michael’s involvement in criminal activity. Michael was the second of four children to Brenda Vick and Michael Boddie. His parents were teenagers when Michael was born, and they lived in public housing in Newport News, Virginia. As a 10 year old, Michael would often go fishing or on long walks to escape the drugs, violence and drive-by shootings of his neighborhood.

Fast forward to 2001. After finishing third in the Heisman voting, Michael leaves Virginia Tech for the NFL and is the first player taken in the NFL draft by the Falcons. Upon arriving in Atlanta he is intercepted by civil rights activist Andrew Young, who was formerly the mayor of Atlanta and a United Nations ambassador. He advises Michael to become involved in the Atlanta community and shed the “ghetto loyalty” of Newport News.

Unfortunately, Michael did not heed Mr. Young’s advice. He continued his association with his homeboys . In 2004, two “friends” are caught driving one of Michael’s truck and are arrested for possession of marijuana. In 2005, Michael is accused of giving a woman genital herpes and using a false identity “Ron Mexico.” Finally, in 2006, Michael is fined $10,000 for an obscene gesture at Saints fans.

Michael’s involvement in Bad Newz Kennels is well documented. This ultimately blunder lead to his 23-month incarceration in Leavenworth, suspension from the NFL and personnel bankruptcy. Has Michael Vick suffered enough? Has he paid back his debt to society for his illegal and cruel activities? Has he truly changed?

Does he deserve a second chance in a country known for second chances?

Ultimately, the decision rests with Mr. Goodell, but the lesson to be learned from this is more about ghetto loyalty and its impact on young athletes and performers. Is Michael Vick truly just a bad seed, or rather a byproduct of his environment? Regardless, would the Kansas City Chiefs ever take a chance on him? Will any team? Will Goodell even allow that to happen/ Just look at the cost of Vick’s associations, even after he’s lost everything he may not even be given a chance to get any of it back. He might even have to go to the UFL. All because of ghetto loyalty.

Mack Lee Hill was a rookie free agent from Southern University in 1964. He made the roster that season and became the team’s second leading rusher . He capped his season by playing in the AFL All-Star Game. The following season he built on his rookie success until injuring his knee in a game against the Bills. Mack Lee Hill died while undergoing knee surgery on December 12, 1965. The Chiefs have honored his memory by retiring his number, 36, and naming the rookie of the year award after him — The Mack Lee Hill Award.

Joe Alton Delaney was a second round draft pick in 1981 and was named Rookie of the Year of the American Football Conference after rushing for 1,121 yards. 1982 was a difficult year for the Chiefs, the NFL and Joe Delaney. During a strike shortened season, Delaney underwent surgery to repair a detached retina and rushed for only 380 yards. Twenty six years ago Joe Delaney attempted to rescue three young boys screaming for help. The children were floundering in a sink hole left by the construction of a nearby amusement park.

Unfortunately, Mr. Delaney could not swim and police recovered the body of Delaney and one child. Joe Delaney was buried 26 years ago Saturday. He is honored by the Chiefs as his number has been unofficially retired and his name is in the Ring of Honor. Chiefs fans have honored his memory by the formation of the “37Forever Foundation,” which works with the Red Cross to provide swimming lessons for underprivileged children.

Jim Tyrer was an All-American offensive tackle at Ohio State. In 1961, he signed with the Dallas Texans. During the next 12 years he set the standard for excellence for offensive lineman, making the American Football League All-Time Team. After retirement and beset by business failures, Tyrer shot his wife and committed suicide on September 15,1980.

On a cold icy January afternoon, Derrick Thomas was driving his Suburban fo catch a plane at KCI. Thomas abruptly lost control behind the wheel and was ejected from the vehicle, resulting in severe spinal cord damage. While being hospitalized at a rehab hospital in Florida, he died due to a blood clot to his lungs. Derrick has been honored by the Chiefs by his placement in the Ring of Honor and the retirement of his number. In August, Derrick Thomas will be enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Johnson, Hill, Delaney, Tyrer and Thomas all died prematurely — and tragically. Let us remember our fallen heroes as we enter the New Arrowhead and read the roll call of the Ring of Honor. At the same time, let us appreciate the new heroes draped in red and gold. After all, it’s long been apparent that the lifespan of an NFL player can often be shorter than it should be.

The Kansas City Monarchs were probably the city’s first major sports franchise, operating in the Negro Leagues from 1920-1930, and then barnstorming until being disbanded in 1965. The Monarchs were a successful franchise and were the home to stars like Ernie Banks, Larry Doby, Sachel Paige and, of course, Buck O’Neil.

Seeking a new home after wearing out their welcome in Philadelphia, the dreadful Athletics moved to K.C. in 1955. During their tenure from 1955-1967, the A’s were the doormats of the American League. In the late 50′s, they traded for a promising right fielder named Roger Maris whom they traded to the Yankees in 1959 for three players in the twilights of their Yankee careers (Hank Bauer, Don Larson and Marv Thornberry). In 1960, the A’s were purchased by insurance magnet Charlie Finley. Mr Finley attempted to move the A’s in 1962 to Dallas, finally succeeding in 1967 moving to Oakland. In the meantime, he made a mockery of baseball by moving fences in and out, using colored baseballs and creating a mascot mule named Charlie O.

Thanks to the work of Missouri Senator Stuart Symington, as well as the civic pride of Ewing Kauffman, the Royals were born in 1969. Behind an innovative, insightful and passionate owner, the Royals ascended the standings of the American League, reaching the playoffs, the World Series in 1980 and becoming World Champions in 1985. Unfortunately, the untimely death of Mr. Kaufman plus the expansion of free agents left the Royals a rudderless ship. Payroll was cut and potential stars like Johnny Damon, Jermaine Dye, Kevin Appier, and Carlos Beltran were traded rather than signed to long-term contracts. Now, under the ownership of David Glass, the Royals have had one winning season since 1993, and have had multiple 100-loss seasons. They have seen other small market franchises (Tampa Bay, Milwaukee, Oakland, and Minnesota) pass them by. Despite a remodeled Kauffman (an investment of over 250million by the people of Kansas City ) the Royals (except Zach Greinke) remain a morbid franchise.

Other franchises have shared in their disdain for Kansas City. The expansion Scouts of the NHL lasted all of two years prior to moving to Denver. The Scouts were a collection of castoffs and played in the difficult Smyth Division. During their first year, they played nine of their first 10 games on the road due to the American Royal sharing Kemper Arena.

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PEACE PIPE

1. Trading for Matt Cassell. Chiefs got a proven NFL starter for at least one year for a second-round pick, and in the process totally dismantled the Broncos franchise (thank you, Josh McDaniels).
2. Drafting of defensive lineman on the first and third rounds.What else can you do after you have resolved the QB situation and are left with the worst pass rush in NFL history?
3. Trading of Tony G. I know this could be on either side of the ledger, but if you really are not selfish and want whats best for Tony and the Chiefs this makes sense.
4. Moving Training Camp to Mo. Western. This makes sense and thank you, Jay Nixon. It allows Royal weary fans to escape to St. Joe for a Chiefs fix, keeps tax dollars in the state and allows the players to get accommodated to the Midwestern heat
5. Roger Goodell for keeping the integrity of the game and handing out discipline appropriately.
6. Continued improvements to Arrowhead. When completed we will have a stadium of equal or superior excellence to the beautiful new Kaufmann.
7. Larry Johnson good behavior? Maybe the trials and tribulations and the lack of interest by other teams have hit home. May we expect a new Larry?

HATCHET

1.Jason Whitlock complaining about the Chiefs trying to run a successful franchise without his interference.
2. Brian Waters acting like NFL Brat of the Year instead of Man of the Year.
3. Continued construction at One Arrowhead Drive — it looks like a war zone.
4. Royals continue their modern tradition of dismal seasons and add pressure onto the Chiefs for a quick turn-around.
5. Mike Vrabel for not showing up for OTA’s.
6. Dwayne Bowe for showing up at 243 pounds. He may be eating his way out of the lineup. Did he get some of buddy JaMarcus Russell’s mama’s cooking when he went back South for the offseason?

Happy Birthday to ArrowheadAddict/FanSided.com co-founder and my son Zach. He continues to amaze me through his teaching, computer skills and coaching.

Bill Muir, offensive line coach – This 67-year-old former offensive coordinator for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers from 2000-2008 was fired along with Jon Gruden. He adds experience to a young coaching staff.

Bob Bicknell, tight ends- a holdover from the prior staff built his resume in NFL Europe coaching the Berlin Thunder, Cologne Centerions and Frankfurt Galaxy.

Steve Hoffman, special teams – A former college QB and kicker has been a long-time special teams coach. Most recently was assistant special teams coach for the Dolphins and Bill Parcells.

Dedric Ward, wide recievers – A native of Cedar Rapids, Iowa and Northern Iowa played in the league form 1997-2004. Began coaching career at Missouri State and last year served under coach Haley as a quality control offensive coach for the Arizona Cardinals

Tim Krumrie, defensive line – After a distinguished playing career at Wisconsin and with the Bengals, he has previously coached at Buffalo and Cinncinnati. One of the stars of Hard Knocks a couple years ago oversaw one of the all-time worst defensive line performances in 2008. I am clueless why he was retained after his players miserable performance in 2008.

Ronnie Bradford, defensive backs – This former Colorado Buffalo blocked a Notre Dame extra point in 1991 perserving the victory and the National Championship. After a NFL career with Denver, Atlanta and Arizona he has coached special teams and defensive backs for the Denver Broncos. No known association with either Haley or Pioli.

First, let me say that I appreciate Jason, his work and his talent. But sometimes he just gets out on a tangent and can’t let it go. I have seen it with Damian Nash at Mizzou, who he interviewed after a bitter loss, then published his displeasure with playcalling and patterns of substitution by the coaching staff. This resulted in Mr. Nash permanently landing in Coach Pinkel’s doghouse.

Another example was his most recent diatribe with Brian Waters. Through amplification, as well as conjecture he has pitted the longest-tenured veteran player and NFL Man of the Year against the new GM and head coach..

Now, Jason is upset with the cloak of secrecy at One Arrowhead Dr. He feels that he should be on the sidelines at every practice, be allowed in the locker room after every practice and be consulted by Haley and Pioli on every personnel decision.

WRONG! Haley and Pioli are not interested in developing articles for the Star and embellishing the personalities of individuals. Their job is to rid the Chiefs locker room of self-serving wannabe stars and develop team concepts without interference from the outside. I have often thought in K.C the last several years we have glorified our players with individual radio shows and spots which in many cases were not earned or justified. As Dwayne Bowe said today in an interview, “It’s kinda nice, we are coming together — it is important for me to keep a low profile with so many young and new players”

Jason wake up and smell the barbeque. It’s not about individuals anymore — its about team. I am reminded of Joe Kapp, the journeyman QB who led the Vikings to the super Bowl in the 70s, who said “Winning it’s about 40 guys for 60 minutes.” Save your critiques for the regular season. Ultimately, Haley and Pioli will be held accountable for their record. Let them do it their way without interference from the media.

As for you, I suggest you go to the nearest Gates and drown your displeasure with an order of long ends.

In 2003, Clancy became the linebackers coach at Cleveland. While at Cleveland he impressed Jeremy Green, personnel man and son of Dennis Green. Jeremy Green convinced his father to hire Clancy as defensive coordinator in 2004. In 2006, when Ken Whisenhunt became head coach, he retained Clancy as defensive coordinator only to fire him after the Super Bowl. Clancy became one of the first, if not the first, coordinators to be fired after a super bowl appearance

During his last three years at Arizona his defense accumulated the following rankings:

• 2006 29th in total points and 29th in total yards
• 2007 27th in total points and 17th in total yards
• 2008 28th in total points and 19th in total yards

Of interest is that Whisenhunt favored using the Steelers’ 3-4, however, Clancy preferred the 4-3 while at Arizona.

Gary Gibbs recently became the Chiefs linebackers coach. Like Pendergast, Gibbs has been a defensive coordinator, most recently with the Saints in 2006-08. A former linebacker for OU, Gibbs began his coaching career under the direction of Barry Switzer, ultimately becoming OU’s defensive coordinator in 1981. In 1989 amidst controversy, shootings in the dormitories and NCAA, he ascended to head coach at OU . Interestingly, he had a young assistant on his staff named Clancy Pendergast. Despite having a six year record of 44-23-2 during his six years at OU, he was fired in 1994 due to his inability to beat Texas, Nebraska and Colorado on a consistent basis

After leaving OU, he eventually became defensive defensive coordinator at Georgia in 2000 then LSU in 2001. He left the college ranks in 2002 to work with Cowboys (Parcells and Pendergast), where he was the linebackers coach until 2005.

The Coaching Tree continues. It is clear that Pioli and Haley didn’t pull their coaches names out of a hat. These were men they had previously worked with and had grown to trust. Although both men were fired from their most recent jobs, they were based on offensive-minded teams. The familiarity of Penergast with Haley probably was the deciding factor in his becoming D.C.

Next week — key assistants.

It is well documented that our head coach, Todd Haley, was the son of Dick Haley, the former player personnel director for the Steelers and the Jets. Haley, a former golfer at the University of Florida, became involved with the Jets in 1995 in the scouting department. In 1997, he became offensive assistant for quality control under the tutelage of Charley Weis. During his time with the Jets, Haley befriended Scott Pioli.

Mr. Haley would later again work with Bill Parcells (Pioli’s father in law) as wide receivers coach for the Cowboys in 2004-2006. Thus the relationship of Haley-Parcells-Pioli-Haley is well documented, as Todd’s father now works for Bill Parcells as a player personnel analyst for the Dolphins.

Maurice Carthon is the assistant head coach for the Chiefs. A former tight and running back out of Osceola, Arkansas and Arkansas State, Maurice is best known as Herschel Walker’s blocking back for the New Jersey Generals, a former USFL team owned by none other than Donald Trump. He subsequently won two super Bowl Rings with the Giants and became a favorite of Bill Parcells.

After retiring as a player in 1992, he began his coaching career in 1994 as running backs coach for the New England Patriots. Maurice ascended the coaching tree, becoming the offensive coordinator for the Browns in 2005. After a miserable 2005 season — scoring only 232 total points in 16 games — the Dawg Pound coined the phrase “MO Gotta Go.” He was fired six games into the 2006 season after scoring a league low 88 points. Prior to joining the Chiefs, Maurice worked with Todd Haley as the running backs coach for the Arizona Cardinals.

The purpose of this series is to show that these men usually have a history of working together, and more often than not have had similar mentors in the coaching tree. Next week we will explore some defensive coaches.

Micheal Vick is soon to be released from Leavenworth and then it’s on to a halfway house. Ultimately, his freedom could be restored by the beginning of training camp. But other issues remain: 1.) What owner wants to face the ridicule of PETA and doglovers everywhere?; 2.) He must face the fact that he lied to commissioner Roger Goodell prior to his indictment. Some league sources feel that the commissioner will levy an additional 4-8 game suspension for his deceit of the commissioner. The Micheal Vick saga continues.

Salary cap issues abound around the NFL. The NFL recently re-figured the salary cap by adding an additional one million dollars to each franchise. But what about the Chiefs, 49ers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, each of which are approximately 30 million under the cap!?!? According to sources, they must be within a certain amount of the total salary cap number and aren’t even close at this point. How the Chiefs will get to this figure only Pioli knows, but a long-term contract for Matt Cassel seems likely.

Roger Goodell continues the legacy of Bert Bell, Pete Rozelle and Paul Tagliabue. He is negotiating with Comcast to make the NFL Network as part of the standard cable package. In exchange for this, he has offered the Red Zone Channel (previously only seen on the DirecTV package) to both FOX and CBS. Although TV at times seems to drive the NFL, I firmly believe that the NFL always has the leg up on the networks. Mr. Goodell by these negotiations is getting a heads up preparing for the future negotiations with the players association. By the way, the RZC is the perfect anecdote for today’s instant-gratification, ADD-laden coach potato.

William Franklin, aka the Helicopter was released this week from the Lions. He will apparently be signed by the Rams — the only team in the NFL with a worse receiving core than the Chiefs. I have heard rumors of using Tyler Thigpen as the wildcat next year and potentially even as a wideout. He certainly has the speed and toughness to be a wideout in the NFL. Think Hines Ward, another college QB who was never a flat-out burner.

Chase Patton was not offered a contract by the Chiefs. They cited his lack of playing experience and four young QBs on the roster (Cassel, Thigpen, Brodie Croyle and Ingle Martin) as their reason. Hopefully, other teams will seize the moment and sign him to their training camp roster.

Have a great Memorial Day weekend, Chiefs fans!!

Matt Cassel was a seventh-round pick of the Patriots, and in 2008 became the only QB to start an NFL game without starting a game at QB in college. Could undrafted free agent Chase Patton of Mizzou follow in his footsteps? This weekend he had a tryout with the Chiefs, where he, along with other undrafted free agents, also completed a Pro Day-style workout. Here is my excluside post-tryout interview with Chase.

Old Chief: “Good evening, Chase. How was the tryout?”

Chase Patton: “It was a fast weekend. We arrived on Thursday and began signing paperwork and were handed out our equipment. Next we got to meet Todd Haley — very personable, intense and passionate to do things ‘the Chiefs Way.’ There were approximately 30 draftees and free agents attending the camp. On Friday in the morning we had a Pro Day testing reps in the 225-pound bench, 40-yard time, vertical jump and the broad jump.”

Old Chief: “What happened after Pro Day?”

Chase: “We had position meetings. I got the opportunity to meet Chan Galley. He was
simply awesome with complete grasp of offensive football.”

Old Chief: “How many practices did you have?”

Chase: “We had several each day. We went seven on seven as well as all on 11 in helmets on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. In between we had position meetings and studied the playbook.”

Old Chief: “How were things different than at Mizzou?”

Chase: “First, I had to get used to taking snaps from center because at Mizzou we ran strictly out of the spread. Secondly, I had to get used to having an attached tight end. We only had a few receivers and tight ends so the speed of the practice was down from the tempo in which Coach Haley likes.”

Old Chief: “What do you remember the most about the weekend?”

Chase: “I was impressed of the size and speed of Tyson Jackson, the mental preparation for the professional sport. The notion in the pros is how you deal with adversity and have a short memory. It was a weird feeling wearing the uniform of the team I grew up watching as a boy.”

Old Chief: “Your best memory?”

Chase: “That my final pass of the weekend went for a touchdown.”

Old Chief: “Great!! Good luck, Chase. We at Arrowhe Adaddict appreciate your time!”

Chase has a great future. Beyond being a potential NFL QB, he has already been accepted to dental school and is married to the beautiful former Mizzou track star Ashley Guy-Patton.

First, what the heck were parents doing twenty years ago when they picked names for their children? Among my favorites in the draft were:

• 1st Round Peria Jerry a DT for the Falcons out of Ole Miss
• 2nd Round Sen’Derrick Marks a DT for the Titans out of Auburn
• 3rd Round Ramses Barden a WR for the Giants out of Cal-Poly
• 3rd Round Lardarius Webb a CB for the Ravens out of Norfolk State
• 5th Round Jasper Brinkley a LB for the Vikings out of South Carolina
• 6th Round Bear Pascoe a TE out of Fresno State
• 6th Round Stryker Sulak a DE for the Raiders of Mizzou

(Editor’s note: C’mon, folks, he’s no bigot. Naming a boy Sen’Derrick is just as weird as a white celeb couple naming their kid Apple. A weird name is a weird name, regardless of color.)

By the way, my dad’s name was Beno and my mom’s name was Myrtle, so I know a thing or two about bad names.

And what’s the deal with hyphenated names? Have they been emasculated by their wives, or could their parents not decide on a surname? Like LaRod Stephen-Howling, or Rick Jean-Francis a DT out of LSU, or the immortal Raiders’ first choice Darrius Heyward-Bey.

I think it is way too early to judge this year’s draft, but it speaks volumes about the Maginot Line of Tamba Hali, Turk McBride and Tank Tyler. Without a doubt they were major busts resulting in the firing of Bill Kuharich, Chuck Cook and the rest of the scouting staff. Regardless of their credentials, they chronically underperformed in recent drafts.

It appears that Gun is getting the old gang together with the signing of No.  EricHicks (please see Zach’s post as well as Gunther’s latest trip to his shrink). The big question is will he attempt to sign Donnie Edwards? Or try to lure James Hasty away from his comfy studio gig in Bristol? What’s Marvcus Patton doing nowadays? Maybe Gun knows? I think it is interesting that with all the advances in scouting, testing video and computer categorizing coaches still rely on prior experience.

Look for the Chiefs to continue to be active in the free agent market, slowly evaluating and accumulating talent.

10. Bill Belichick will trade down to acquire future picks and, of course, will be hailed as a genius.

9. The Rams, in an effort to further confuse their fans and announcers, draft Chris Ogbonnaya. He will be a great fit on the roster along with Oshiomogho Atogwe, Fakhir Brown and Victor Acleyanju (Seriously, do they scout these players or pick on name only?).

8. The Chiefs will pick a first-rounder from LSU (Dwayne Bowe, Glenn Dorsey and now Tyson Jackson).

7. Daniel Snyder will be rumored at least 100 times on ESPN  to be anxious to move up in the draft.

6. Mel Kiper will tie a record previously set by Donald Trump on pre-TV time and effort spent on hair.

5. The analysts on ESPN will spend 90% of their time hashing and rehashing the picks of the Jets, Giants and Cowboys.

4. The Bengals will fail to do their homework and pick players who are characters rather than players with character. Besides drafting the immature Andre Smith and the selfish Ray Maualuga, the Bengals hit the jackpot with their sixth-round pick Bernard Scott sat out his senior year in high school after a fight; attended four colleges since 2003; was academically ineligible to attend any Division 1 school; was kicked off the Central Arkansas roster for hitting a coach; and has been arrested five times in the last several years. The Bengals can now add Arresto Cinco to Ocho Cinco.

3. Prior relationships may dominate or influence selections. Josh Freeman at number 17? Well, Raheem Morris was the defensive coordinator at K-State in 2006. Andy Reid and Jim Johnson used their Missouri connections to draft Jeremy Maclin. Colin Brown’s selection was surely aided by the proximity of Faurot Field to Arrowhead. This kind of stuff happens all the time.

2. Al Davis will draft for speed (Darrius Heyward-Bey) in another attempt to recapture Cliff Branch. How did he pass on Maurice Green?

1. Adam will find at least ten more scenarios in which we could have, should and still can obtain Micheal Crabtree.

Perhaps because it is almost like Christmas in April, opening packages that have been neatly wrapped under the tree. Or perhaps it is like finally getting a date with the good looking girl in your English class. It’s suspense, drama and the unexpected. The thrill of victory and the potential agony of defeat!

The Chiefs through the years have had both. They hit a grand slam in 89 with Derrick Thomas and struck out a year later with Percy Snow. They have hit homers with offensive tackles (John Tait and John Alt) and also struck out there (Trezelle Jenkins). It seems every position — as I reviewed the Chiefs’ first-round history going back to their first draft pick E.J. Hollub to the present — has had its successes and flops.

But what about this Saturday? I keep hearing about the athleticism of Aaron Curry. Yet he is not what is considered an impact position linebacker (i.e. pass rusher). Would it be wiser to pick a left tackle who could give future quarterbacks valuable protection for 10-12 years. Or do we take a chance that Michael Crabtee is the real deal?

It seems to me as a student of the draft that when you reach or project a player to develop you set yourself up for failure. At this juncture, the Chiefs have a plethora of holes to fill. As a result I would either trade down for additional  (not likely) or pick the player with the greatest potential to play for 8-10-12 years — an offensive left tackle. If I were the Chiefs, I’d select either Eugene Monroe or Jason Smith come this Saturday, and do so with a great deal of confidence.

Before you all click off your mouse to another one of Adam’s self indulging vlogs (editor’s note: the original draft called them “V-Plogs”…get with it, old man), stay a minute and let me explain the relevance. From their beginning in 1967 the Blues were a successful franchise. They reached the Stanley Cup Finals their first year. They also held the longest streak of consecutive appearances by any pro franchise. But that all came to a halt in 2004. Facing a work stoppage and wanting to unload the franchise, then owner Bill Laurie began trading stars like Chris Pronger and dismantling the team. Ultimately, the team was sold to a group headed by Dave Checketts of New York.

Checketts began cleaning up the mess he inherited. He hired John Davidson, a retired goalie and TV analyst, as his general manager. They immediately began collecting draft choices for worn-out and unwelcome veterans. They hired a coach they both believed in — Andy Murray.

Despite four seasons of dismal failure — being one of the worst teams, if not the worst, in the NHL — they did not deviate from their plan. As the youngsters began maturing, they added seasoned veterans like Andy MacDonald and Paul Karyea to help mature the roster.

The result: the Blues had the best record in hockey the second half of the season and stormed from last place to the playoffs Friday. The celebration: it was like the Blues had won the Stanley Cup and the Lombardi trophy.

Our neighbors to the East represent what will happen in time to our Chiefs if we the fans and the ownership can be patient. Like the Blues, we have a new owner, GM and coach who are all on the same page. This is crucial as it avoids panic draft choices (Ryan Sims), short-term solutions to personnel (rent-a-QB) and improves franchise stability.

As a lifetime Chiefs fan I can hardly wait till the demonstration I saw Friday moves to the new Arrowhead. Lift up your heads Chief fans, for we are headed back to the promised land.

But what about the Chiefs, what should they do? I have a rather simple solution — trade down 5-8 places, pick up additional picks (definitely a second-rounder to replace the one surrendered in the Matt Cassell trade) and then with their pick select J-Mac. But why J-Mac? First, Jeremy Maclin would immediately improve two of the three segments of the Chiefs — offense and special teams. J-Mac is a gamebreaker on both offense and special teams.

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During the next two years, Anderson set about rebuilding the Tigers. Players left willingly knowing their talents did not match Anderson’s “40 Minutes of Hell” playing style. He next began looking for a leader for his team. He thought he had one in a point guard by the name of Stephon Hannah, but ultimately settled for a relative — his nephew DeMarre Carroll, a second-team all-conference player from Vanderbilt.

Next, he began looking for unconventional sources of talent. He immediately found one in a state champion broad jumper from Georgia, J.T. Tiller, and another in a scholar-athlete holdover from the previous regime, Matt Lawrence.

The first two years of his regime were filled with disappointing losses and off-the-court turmoil. Arrests, DWIs and a fight outside a nightclub called Athena. Through it all he remained steadfast to his principles; suspending players, limiting playing time and even playing a game with only six scholarship players. He continued to recruit and develop new talent as those unwilling to buy into his system went to the wayside.

Ultimately, he developed a cohesive team of which the whole was greater than the sum of its parts.

But why am I discussing this on a Chiefs site? Because that is exactly what Scott Pioli and Todd Haley are attempting with the Chiefs. They have found one of their leaders in former back-up quarterback Matt Cassel, a player who possess uncanny amounts of both perseverance and poise. Receiver Bobby Engram, who came back from a thyroid issue to post his best season, is another unlikely leader who fits the new system. Mike Vrabel? You bet.

During the next several weeks, the Chiefs will perform addition by subtraction by trading or cutting distractions to the team. The first I believe is Larry Johnson, who quite frankly has worn out his welcome in K.C. Others who fail to buy into the system will be sent packing. That is the Patriot way and the way of most successful organizations.

The lesson to be learned from the above illustration is PATIENCE. Enjoy the process. Watch the building blocks being put together and the troublemakers being sorted out.

Fraud: “Good morning, Gunther. How have you been? I have not seen you since the debacle in the Queen City!”

Gunther: “Its been tough. Real damn tough. The players. The f***ing players. They just quit on our trip to Cincy. Then they fired the King. Then Herm. I knew my ass was the next to go.”

Fraud: “I see. Please, please continue”

Gunther: “You see, dammit, I thought I had lost my touch.  Like I said during our last session, I just didn’t know what to do to motivate these players. After all our draft picks on defense and we finished 29th in f***ing defense. Sh**, I was depressed.”

Fraud: “Tell me more.”

Gunther: “Well, one night I had this dream. I was coaching a team of silver and blue and, believe it or not, we were in the Super Bowl. I had gotten the old gang together for one last run. Donnie on the outside and Marvcus Patton in the middle. Dale Carter and James Hasty at the corners. Neil Smith even slimmed his fat f***ing ass down to play end for me. All we were missing was D.T. We were awesome. I woke up from that dream and got a call from the Lions owner, Mr. Ford. He asked me to move to Detroit and become their defensive coordinator.”

Fraud: “I see. And how did that make you feel?”

Gunther:”Hell, speechless at first. I accepted knowing I couldn’t do any worse of a job in Detroit than Matt Millen’s crew and the Big 3 had done during the last several years. Later, I came to my senses and realized that DETROIT WAS DEAD F***ING LAST IN THE F***ING LEAGUE IN F***ING DEFENSE! Behind even the Chiefs. I went to Mr. Ford’s office ready to turn in my resignation papers. His response: ‘Gunther, don’t worry so much. You can only go one way — up. Besides, there is talk of a bailout with additional draft picks being allocated to Detroit.’ I was pretty upset when I went in there, but that meeting calmed me down. I mean, those dumb bastards went 0-16 last year. I had to coach with Herm f***ing Edwards and still managed to get two wins.”

Fraud: “Yes, Yes Tell me more.”

Gunther:”I got excited. Burned those damn Cover 2 playbooks of Herm’s — that sh** isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on…I told him…you gotta f***ing blitz — then I began calling all the old gang. First, I asked Donnie to play for me for a fourth time. He’s about as damn old as me, but I truly do love that son of a bitch. He said yes. Then Marvcus, Dale, James and Neil. They were all in. Hell, I even got Andre Rison to play for me again. I figured even he could afford a house in Detroit. If it gets burned down that’s his own damn — ”

Fraud: “But, Gunther, wait…what are you going to do if you run in to trouble in Detroit? After all, their winningest coach was WAYNE FONTES!!”

Gunther: “I thought about that, too. But then I remembered something that brought me piece of mind. I can always get a job replacing GREG ROBINSON somewhere.”

Fraud: “Ah-ha! An old patient of mine. Funny. I could never quite fix that one.”

After nearly getting exiled for last week’s article, the “normal” Old Chief is back by popular demand. Don’t worry — he’s back on his medicine. – Adam

As we continue in the free agent period, we are reminded that Scott Pioli is shopping for players to fill out his roster. Several factors are reviewed when a free agent is released. Is it due to a chronic injury? Is it due to the fact he has been replaced by a younger and cheaper player? Or has he simply worn out his welcome with his old team!?

Subsequently, players are brought to Kansas City for interviews and testing by Dr. John Brown, team orthopedic surgeon, and his partners. Chronic injuries are assessed both in the physical exam as well as with an MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging). This allows the team to evaluate the potential for repeat injury and missed games.

Take the case of Mr. Bobby Engram. In 2006 he missed most of the season while dealing with the effects of Grave’s Disease. Grave’s Disease is basically an autoimmune disease of the thyroid which results in hyperthyroidism — weight loss, lack of stamina, and heart irregularities. Because of his age and health issues, maybe the Chiefs are getting a better player than we realize? Or then they are paying for?

Another example is the former All-Pro Orlando Pace. A great talent out of Ohio State, the ten-year veteran has been a stalwart for the Rams. However, recently he has trouble staying on the field with chronic weight problems as well as recurring shoulder injuries. It is doubtful at a position where arm strength and leverage is vital that Pace can return to his prior form.

I have read many articles and blogs criticizing Pioli for his lack of signing big name free agents. Remember that the investment in a free agent has many components — most of all is he a good fit for his new team? Based on his prior track record, I am willing to give our new GM the time to develop an excellent 53-man roster!  I certainly think he’s off to a good start when it comes to methodically changing both the roster and the culture in the Chiefs’ locker room.

Mascots? Yes, mascots!

Since Mr. Obama is our first minority President, he should be appalled by the use of certain mascot names. But in reality this fight began long ago. In the 1960′s, the National Congress of American Indians focused on the negative images of Native Americans in cartoons,costumes and mascots. Their efforts did not come to fruition until this century when the NCAA banned the use of Indian names in any NCAA-sponsored tournaments or championships. As a result, Marquette University changed mascots from Warriors to Golden Eagles; St. John’s University dropped the Redmen and became the Red Storm. Likewise, SEMO and Arkansas State dropped their Indian names. The University of Illinois retired Chief Illiniwek, and many other teams revised their mascots names for political correctness.

But what about the Chiefs? The Red-skins? Can you imagine people mocking African-Americans in black face paint at a game? Yet we go to Chiefs games and you will see fans with warpaint, chicken feather headdresses and tomahawks doing the chop. Isn’t this all making a mockery of our Native American heritage?

Please, President Obama, please, forget about the economy, the War in Iraq, the failures of our school system and stem cell research, and get onto the important Issues — like political correctness of our professional sporting teams!!!! That’s change we can believe in. I’ll even get that change started; I’m no longer The Old Chief — I’m now The Old Human Being!

What should the Chiefs new name be? Red Wave? Wolfpack? Fountains? Sirloins? Chefs? Let me know.

Recently, we were informed that Brian Waters, a stalwart right guard for the Chiefs, had left his Texas home to come to K.C. There he hoped to have a pow-wow with head coach Todd Haley and GM Scott Pioli.Terrible timing, bad instincts and poor form. Pioli and Haley are in the process of putting together a coaching staff, a scouting staff, their free agent wish list and their draft big board. Waters was quickly rebuffed by Haley saying he didn’t intend to meet with him — besides he could go 2-14 with guys off the street!! The uninvited Waters demanding a meeting with Pioli and Haley would be like one of the bankers from Citibank demanding an audience with President Obama.

Mr. Waters further flamed the fires by going to see the Grand Marshall of Dissension — Jason Whitlock. By airing the dirty laundry of their meeting, Mr. Waters was going behind the back of his employers, and playing for support and sympathy from the fans. Unfortunately, such actions only seem to weaken the fiber of the relationship between the coach and players.

This brings us back to the addition by subtraction. The Eagles have been a better and more harmonious team since they released Terrell Owens than the Cowboys have been since signing T.O. The Dolphins became a better team after they eliminated malcontent Jason Taylor and all the distractions that came with him last year. The Falcons were finally able to rebuild once Michael Vick was halfway across the country behind bars. The Tennessee Titans became a team the minute they benched Vince Young. The list goes on and on.

I am not suggesting that Brian Waters is in the same class of troubled stars (nor Jason Taylor, for that matter). What I am suggesting is that this staff will not tolerate self-serving, coddled veterans who could distract form team chemistry and mislead impressionable rookies and young players.

Pioli and Haley have the unenviable task of changing the team mantra — particularly after past two player’s coaches coddled the players. I suggest that the loyal Chiefs fans support their efforts wholeheartedly. I, for one, am sick of Larry Johnson and his off-the-field adventures. Waters, by his recent actions, may have joined L.J. on the express train out of town. If Tony Gonzalez isn’t careful, he could join them, too.

The sum of the team and its culture is more important than any one star. That’s why B-Dub, L.J. and Tony G. might soon have new teams if they don’t soon have new attitudes. Remember, the colors — Red and Gold — are more important than the cast of characters.

Yesterday, falling victim to the cold weather and sheer boredom, I flipped on the TV. After watching another boring Big Ten “shootout” between Michigan State and Wisconsin, I turned my attention to the NFL combine. Folks, a snoozefest! Are we Chiefs fans so desperate for our football fix that we have turned to watching time trials for QBs and offensive lineman? So caught up in the game that we are willing to listen to grown men rant and rave about young men running around in spandex onesies?

Despite the placid nature of this event, I thought this might be an opportune time to review the team physician’s role in this livestock auction. After all, more important than any speed or strength drill, more important than any psychological profile or Wonderlic test, is the client’s bill of health. When all these scouts and GMs visit Bill “the Butcher” Polian’s meat market (Lucas Oil Stadium), they’re looking to find Grade A beef with no defects.

Initially, every player has an extensive history and physical exam. During this process, prior injuries are highlighted as potential sources of chronic problems. Next, a family history is reviewed looking for inherited problems such as sickle cell trait, Marfan’s Syndrome and Idiopathic Hypertrophic Subaortic Stenosis. IHSS, Marfan’s and sickle cell trait are markers for sudden cardiac death in a young athlete. During the physical exam, special attention is also given to the spine, shoulder, elbow, hip, knee and ankle joints. Along with all the poking and prodding, range of motion is recorded for all teams to review.

A careful history of concussions and/or head trauma is then recorded. The player is asked if they’ve had any prior stingers. If the answer is yes, that question is followed up by two more: “how often did they occur?” and “how long did they last?” This may be due to narrowing of the cervical vertebral canal, and will lead to obtaining a CT Scan or Magnetic Resonance Image (MRI) of the cervical spine. When other areas of question appear they may be targeted for a MRI or a CT scan. With all the current discussion surrounding concussions and head trauma in current players, like Dan Morgan, and former NFL players, like Ted Johnson, this is an aspect of the medical examination that has been pushed to the forefront.

The cardiac exam has also gained increasing importance in recent years, following the untimely deaths of several athletes. Besides the history and physical, often an EKG (electorcardiogram) and an ECHO (Ultrasound of the heart) are performed. This helps in discovering congenital heart defects, cardiac enlargement as well as IHSS.

In the end the NFL and more specifically its teams make a huge investment in these players. This allows them to pool their resources in order to maximize potential and limit potential hazards and sources of liability. The failure rate for these million-dollar babies is high enough without any medical red flags. Teams simply must be satisfied that the high-priced meat they’re buying comes with no defects. As we all know, even the finest meat and other ingredients can go awry if you have the wrong cooks — see Carl Peterson, Herm Edwards and Gunther Cunningham — in the kitchen. Clearing players medically gives the coaching staff and front office a higher chance at successfully drafting and developing these prospects.

Fire away questions regarding this process. All questions will be answered in my next column.

“It’s a fun time if you have a job. It’s not a fun time when you’re a guy who doesn’t have a job.” – Herm Edwards

Before we leave the subject of “The Genius of Defeat” forever, it is appropriate that we give him credit for his multiple accomplishments in a short three-year tenure in K.C. In only his first season with the Chiefs in 2006, Herm made the playoffs with a 9-7 record. This was at least partially due to five teams squandering victories to lesser teams on the last game of the season, a lunar eclipse and an outbreak of salmonella food poisoning in Denver. They responded with one of the worst showings in playoff football history, not getting a first down in the game until the third quarter.

Since that time, Herm “The Genius of Defeat” Edwards has been consumed with writing motivational speeches, writing a book and filling the airwaves and Internet with memorable quotations. Below is the top ten of what has become a plethora of great Hermisms…

10. “If you’re looking for credit for a job well done, go to the bank.”

9. “We’ve got a bunch of guys. We’re OK. Only one guy can carry the ball at a time, so we’ll be OK.”

8. “I’d say 85% of it is done now.” (Herm on how close the Chiefs are to competing following the season)

7. “I can’t tell you what happened. I haven’t watched the tape yet.” (after a loss)

6. “The only good thing about this — it’s only one season. It’s not a bunch of seasons.”

5. “Hey Rook, get me some Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I like em Hot Hot — Hot!” (from HBO’s Hard Knocks)

4. “I kept asking my wife about 1 o’clock. We won right?” (after the first Denver Broncos game last season)

3. “You do what’s best for your team…throw passes and get (the quarterback) killed. Are you kidding me? For what? That’s ridiculous.”

2. “When we score seven points, I’ll say we’re slow starting. If we score 21 points, I’ll say, whoa, we scored a lot of points. 30 points. That isn’t even a football game. That’s Arena Football.”

1.“This is what’s great about sports. This what is the greatest thing about sport is You play to win the game. HELLO? You play to win the game. You don’t play to just play it. That’s the great thing about sports. You play to win, and I don’t care if you don’t have any wins you go play to win. When you start to tell me it doen’t matter, then retire. Get out. Cause it matters.”

His team might not have gotten the job done on the field, but he definitely got the job done when it came to post-game soundbites. He doesn’t want to be a defensive coordinator, but what about a stand-up comedian? I think we’ve found Herm’s next job.

The above quotes are taken from a variety of sources, including:

• You Play to win the Game – Leadership Lessons for Success on and off the Field by Herman Edwards with Shelly Smith Amazon.com
• Wikipedia
• The Kansas City Star
• KCChiefs.com
• Think Exist

If you want to add your personal favorite quote, feel free to let her rip in the comments...

Sunday’s Cardinals victory over the Eagles was extremely bittersweet for me. Growing up in St. Louis as a child and son of a former Cardinals player, it was my duty to root for the hometown Big Red. Later upon moving to Kansas City, I became a Chiefs die-hard. My tale of two cities originates from these backgrounds.

Bill Bidwill and Stormy Bidwill, the adopted sons of Charles Bidwill, became the owners of Arlington Racetrack and the St. Louis Football Cardinals in 1962 upon the death of their mother Violet. The football Cardinals were originally from Chicago (where my dad played). They were moved to St. Louis in 1960 after playing second fiddle to the Bears in the Windy City. Ultimately, the brothers Bidwell divided their inheritance; Stormy who lived in Chicago kept the racetrack, Billy the Big Red. Thus a new era in poor ownership began.

Unlike Lamar Hunt, Bill relished in futility. While the Chiefs were building a Super Bowl Champion in the Western part of the Missouri, Bidwill struggled to field a competitive team. Decisions made by Bidwill were never about winning — only about making money. He drafted Joe Namath, then allowed him to sign with the Jets. His scouting department consisted of a man named Boone and a few of his cronies. They drafted such notables as Larry Stegent, Steve Pisarkiewicz and a kicker in first round — Steve Little. When attendence waned he hired Bill Wilkinson. Wilkinson was a famed Oklahoma coach who had been out of coaching for many years and was growing a little long in the tooth. Ultimately, he hired Don Coryell. But when he became tired of Air Coryell, he changed the locks on Busch Stadium rather than confront him directly. Bush moves like these at Bush stadium were not uncommon under Bidwell.

Eventually, his act grew thin with the people of St. Louis. Despite not ever hosting a home playoff game, he demanded a new stadium. He stated he could not compete with a lack of new facilities. He abruptly moved his franchise to Phoenix and Sun Devils Stadium at Arizona State, a complex which was anything but new. Once there, he began extorting the people of Arizona. He demanded a new stadium, threatening a move to yet another city — Los Angeles. A last-minute election victory resulted in approval of the plush new stadium which now sits in Glendale, Arizona.

Why the diatribe on Bill Bidwill? Because he represents the worst in ownership. He is cheap, disrespectful of the fans and has carpetbagged his franchise for decades. His victory Sunday was an accident. The first 9-7 team to make the Super Bowl. With all due respect to the Cardinal players and their fans, I cannot think of one owner less deserving to be in the winner’s circle on Super Bowl Sunday than Bidwill.

We are fortunate andshould be grateful to have such classy owners as the Hunt Family. My sincerest hope is that Clark Hunt stands in the winner’s circle before anyone from the Bidwill family does.

But what about experience? Is the value of experience and maturity waning? Let’s take a look at my list of the top ten retreads, and their positives and drawbacks.

1. Bill Cowher

Positive: Won a Super Bowl in Pittsburgh. Was almost always competitive during a long tenure with the Steelers.

Negative: Seeks total franchise control. Interested in living on the East Coast near family. Making a good living working only weekends for CBS.

2. Mike Shanahan

Positive: Won a Super Bowl in Denver where he was labeled a genius.

Negative: Extremely arrogant control freak who’s value has slipped in recent years (see 2008 slide). May need some time to revive juices.

3. Marty Schottenheimer

Positive: Great regular season record at four different stops (Cleveland, Kansas City, Washington and San Diego).

Negative: Terrible post-season record (see John Elway). Appears to be enjoying golf down in North Carolina.

4. Brian Billick

Positive: Won a Super Bowl at Baltimore.

Negative: Record faded in recent years. Criticized for the failure to develop a QB in Baltimore, despite being labeled an offensive guru.

5. Mike Holmgren

Positive: Won Super Bowl at Green Bay and took the Seahawks to the Bowl as well.

Negative: Self-admitted burnout taking a year off to be with family.

6. Dennis Green

Positive: Successful in Minnesota before struggling in Arizona. Early disciple of Bill Walsh.

Negative: Off-the-field scandal with sexual harassment. Infamous “they were who we thought they were” meltdown.

7. Jim Fassel

Positive: Took the Giants to the Super Bowl.

Negative: Has been passed over for several years and appears to have fallen out of favor with the GM’s.

8. Mike Martz

Positive: Took Rams to the Super Bowl and was one of the architects of the Greatest Show on Turf.

Negative: Inflexible, arrogant and self absorbed.

9. Mike Nolan

Positive: Bright, young defensive mind from well-respected coaching tree (Dick Nolan).

Negative: Failed miserably in San Francisco, losing control of the team.

10. Pete Carroll

Positive: Has established a juggernaut at USC.

Negative: Failed in New England. Might not be willing to leave USC.

Successful Retreads:

1. Bill Belichick
2. Mike Shanahan
3. Tom Coughlin
4. Tony Dungy
5. Chucky
6. Mike Holmgren
7. Marty Schottenheimer

Scrapheap:

1. Art Shell
2. The Genius of Defeat (Harm)
3. Scott Linehan
4. Steve Mariucci
5. Sam Wyche
6. Ray Rhodes
7. George Seifert

Why has the NFL given up on these mature, experienced coaches in favor of the potential rising stars? It seems to me that they are driven by potential — betting on the come rather than attempting to harness the experience of prior coaching stints.

What about your Chiefs? Experience or potential? Let us know here at the Addict…

I climbed into my car only to find that the merger of XM with Sirius did not include the NFL package. I then sped to S.A. Loon’s, the nearest bar, hoping to see the Chiefs. This bar was full of 29 TV’s with all but two of them having that great Lions-Packers match-up. The other two TV’s? They were showing the Bears-Texans and Giants-Vikings games. I inquired of a bar maid, “Any chance we could get the Chiefs-Bengals on one of the screens?” “Nope,” she replied “You gotta be kidding me — this is PACKER COUNTRY!”

I promptly left the premises with the hope that some other bar would be more amiable. I entered Stingrays, a smoky, smallish bar with approximately 40 beared men in snowsuits huddled around nine big screens, again all featuring thr Lions-Packers game. In the corner there were two 20-inch models sporting the Vikings and Bears games. “What about the Chiefs-Bengals?” I exclaimed. A Paul Bunyanesque man approached me, obviously irritated by inquiry.

“This is the NFC North — no AFC bullshit here. Get the f*** out of here.” I promptly left, sensing an obvious beatdown in the making. He was 20 years my junior and outweighed me by at least one hundred pounds.

I next entered Hart II, a smallish bar with an even smaller clientele. This bar was clearly an afterthought; only one TV, with no Direct TV, and only one type of beer, which was Miller High Life.

After such a runaround, I finally settled at the 19th Hole. This bar was set in a modern wood-made cabin, smoke-free and full of middle age men and women in sweaters and sport coats watching two large big screen TVs featuring, of course, the game of all games — Lions-Packers. I accepted my fate — no Chiefs today.

As the scores rolled in along the bottom of the screen, I realized that there would be no need for the fourth-quarter collapse for which the Genius of Defeat (Herm Edwards) has become famous. As a consequence, I turned my attention to the Lions. They scored to tie the game at 14. I felt empathy for our lowlife brethren, even though their last victory came at the expense of our Chiefs just over a year ago.

Suddenly the bartender came to me and shouted, “One more display of emotion for the Lions and I will personally escort you from this bar.” I sat dumbfounded by the intimidators from the North. The fanatics from Wisconsin had rudely limited my freedom of choice and expression.

As I left the bar with the Chiefs defeat secured (no they didn’t even show a highlight, or lowlight, of the game), I vowed to myself 2009 would be different. The prospects of a new Chiefs franchise with a young vibrant owner, a new GM and coach lifeted my spirits. To my fellow Chiefs fans, I state, as we rebuild our once-proud franchise,let us also rebuild our attitiudes and tolerances and become better fans than OUR BRETHEREN OF THE NFC NORTH!

O come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!

Hardly the case yesterday as a few brave soles bore the arctic conditions to watch another second-half collapse by our darlings in red. The media in Kansas City seems totally mystified by why this happens. They are at a loss to explain this in the same manner that the coach fails to explain the team’s collapse.

It doesn’t seem that complex to me!! Teams make adjustments to Thigpen’s unorthodox style at halftime and begin double covering Tony G. In addition, they increase their pass rushers and ignore the run. At the same time their own offenses play ball control and attempt to keep the Chiefs offense off the field. The failure of the defense to get the other teams offense off the field in the second half of games has plagued this team since the first game.

But what about “O come all ye faithful?” We are lucky in K.C to have such FAITHFUL fans to endure back-to-back hideous seasons. JOYFUL that the cronieism of the Carl Peterson-Dick Vermeil-Herman Edwards regime is grinding to a halt next Sunday. TRIUMPHANT that a 96-year-old man named Tony DiPardo can revive himself from an illness last spring to return for one more season.

As for me, I had my Christmas Sunday. Going to the Chiefs game with my sons, Adam and Zach, was a special treat for an OLD CHIEF.

Thirty years ago, Herm Edwards was an integral component of one of the most controversial and memorable plays in the NFL — the Miracle at the Meadowlands. The Giants only had to run out the clock to win the game and pull an upset over the favored Dick Vermeil Eagles. Joe Pisarcik, the Giants QB, fumbled the handoff to Larry Csonka and Edwards scooped up the ball and streaked into the end zone, giving Philadelphia a mind-boggling victory.

Seeking to extend his last minute immortality, this year Herm has given us new classics such as Sudden Death at San Diego, the Nightmare at New York , the Buccaneer Bailout and now…the Ambush at Arrowhead. What creative ways to finish a ballgame (blow a victory)!

Yesterday’s loss was a work of art. With a seemingly insurmountable 21-10 lead with minutes to go, only a genius of defeat could pull off such a rarefied loss. The ingredients:

1. Defensive backs that lose their receiver much in the fashion of the Mizzou‘s defensive backfield.
2. Special teams fubar (jumping to catch an onside attempt with your chest rather than your hands while your teammates stand and watch you get blasted off the field by the Chargers).
3. Using all your timeouts earlier in the half so there is no chance for a comeback.
4. Getting only three first downs in the second half after getting 18 in the first half (i.e. don’t make ANY halftime adjustments or react at all to the Chargers’ adjustments, a la Gary Pinkel)
5. Fall asleep on a fake punt attempt even though the runner was warming his hands on the sideline before the play.

Yes only you, Herm, the Genius Of Defeat, could create such innovative ways to lose a game and in the process pick up the second or third pick in the draft. Boy, I’m glad we gave up our fourth-round pick in 2005 (Leon Washington the Jets MVP in 2007 and one of the most versatile players in the NFL) for you. Hopefully, the next miracle in your career will be Clark Hunt showing you the door right behind Carl Peterson.

Included in this guide are the following…

10. A videotape of the lowlights of the memorable 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers’  0-14 season.

9. A guide to Sunday shopping on the beautifully lit Plaza (coffee coupons at Starbuck”s).

8. A “Self-Hypnosis for Dummies” guidebook and CD-rom.

7.The street addresses of the defensive coaching staff, and the telephone numbers for United, Allied and other moving and storage companies in the K.C. metropolitan area.

6. A season’s supply of brown paper bags.

5. A blocking switch specifically engineered to prevent the viewing of Chiefs’ defensive plays.

4. A $500 credit with a local bail bondsman (in case you get drunk and destroy a big screen TV at a bar).

3. A free session with Sigmund Fraud (Gunther Cunningham’s Psychiatrist’s).

2. Color-coded NFL Straight Jacket for when you just can’t take it any more.

1.Two tickets and an all-expenses-paid trip to the Detroit Lions’ final home game of the season.

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First of all, arriving early I had the opportunity to tour the complex. I was surprised by the extent and complexity of the remodel. During the tour, I was able to look at models of the future Arrowhead — sweet. It will improve the quality of fan experience by leaps and bounds.

Next, after the tour I ran into the man himself — Carl Peterson. He was gracious and asked that the fans be patient with the remodeling process off and on the field. When asked about future free agent acquisitions he stated, “That’s Mr. Hunt‘s decision.” He seemed confident but approachable. I was left with the opinion that he will finish his contract and then perhaps move to the board or the business side of things.

I also had the opportunity to discuss several items with scouts of several teams. Their consensus:

1. Tyler Thigpen is a good backup and Chan Gailey has done miracles with him and the offense
2. J-Mac (Jeremy Maclin) is not ready for the pro game. Needs to bulk up, not get knocked off routes and needs to run better routes.
3. In general, the MU players are overvalued by the media and their fan base
4. The Chiefs will invest in another QB either early in the draft or in free agency. The consensus was the investment in Brodie Croyle has been the prime reason for the failures of the last two seasons.
5.Being desperate for talent due to injuries and poor performances may ultimately lead to discovery of free agent castoffs who might blossom under Herm Edwards‘ guidance. Again the impression I got from our discussion was that Herm was an excellent teacher with young players

Before I leave for a week, I must discuss on theme of the weekend:

TRICK PLAYS

What was Bo Pelini thinking with the fake field goal flip? Didn’t Tom Cable watch that game? What was with Sebastian Janikowski running a fake when he was a sure three points? Furthermore, it is sad when you call a fake punt (Gary Pinkel) and your team is so unsure about the call that they get a delay of game penalty.

Remember we all like these freak trick plays, but often there is a high risk-to-reward ratio.

Until next week…

The French established the Maginot Line to provide time for their army to mobilize in the event of attack and also to entice Germany to attack Belgium. At first, this fortification system seemed to be an effective strategic gambit as the Germans did invade Belgium. The problem was that this allowed them to bypass the Maginot Line and as a result conquer France in approximately five days. Thus the Maginot Line is often recorded as a gigantic blunder and outdated strategy.

Such is the case of the high-payroll, low-performance defensive line of the Chiefs. Despite having a first-round pick at left defensive end (Tamba Hali) a first-round pick at defensive tackle (Glenn Dorsey), a third-round pick at DT (Tank Tyler) and a second-round pick at the other DE (Turk McBride), the Maginot Line has recorded only six sacks this season. To put that in perspective the great Derrick Thomas once had seven sacks in ONE GAME against the Seahawks. The Maginot Line is on course to beat the pathetic record of the Baltimore Colts of 1981 –13 sacks for the season.

I reviewed the stats from yesterday’s game and the defensive line — with the exception of free agent Jason Babin — had four measly tackles. Furthermore, Alfonso Boone and company repeatedly jumped offsides, giving the Bills 1st and 5 or 2nd and 5.

This wouldn’t be so bad if we hadn’t of invested so many high draft picks in restoring this segment of the franchise. This coupled with the drafting of Ryan Sims (first round, No. 5 pick) and Eddie Freeman ( second-round pick) lead to the ultimate conclusion: IT IS NOT SIMPLY COACHING AT FAULT HERE BUT THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION — SCOUTING, COLLEGE AND PRO!

Ultimately, after the Maginot Line was circumvented, President De’Gaulle left France for the safe harbor of Puerto Rico. Maybe it’s time for another President to flee rather than fall victim to the Maginot Line.

Act 1

Kansas City. The Chiefs have just failed to reach the Super Bowl under the guidance of Carl Peterson and his good friend Dick Vermeil. Carl is down and out and is concerned about the future, particularly ticket sales. The next day, Carl meets with Bill Kuharich, who played a large role in keeping the Saints a punchline prior to his departure. Bill recants to Carl I have been through this before. I have a plan. We will hype up season tickets and bring in a new coach and then ride into the sunset of retirement. After a few minutes and some calculations, Carl realizes that “under the right circumstances, a general manager could pocket more money with a flop than with a winner. Mr. Kuharich agrees; you save money in cap room and don’t have to pay any bonus money. Carl proposes the ultimate scheme:

Step 1. We get Kansas City to rebuild Arrowhead, the majority of this effort to be paid for by the taxpayers.

Step 2. We hire the worst coach in the NFL.

Step 3. We base our franchise around three unlikely QBs: a fragile one, a worn-out one and one who was cut by the Vikings of all teams!!

Step 4. We continue to draft poorly.

Step 5. We ride our golden parachute into retirement.

Act II

Carl and Bill meet to discuss their big plan. They review a list of bad head coaches that would make Al Davis proud — one that includes the likes of Art Shell, Norv Turner and even Rich Kotite –  finally settling on Herm Edwards.  They like Herm for his prior experience in K.C as well as his leading the Jets to a 4-12 record his last year. Next, Carl provides “hand-picked” coordinators. First, a hasbeen, retread defensive coordinator who has already worn out his welcome in K.C. — Gunther Cunningham. The offensive coordinator selection was an offensive line coach who had no idea when it came to the complexities of the offense or even basic playcalling — Mike Solari.

Act III

The plan works flawlessly. The Chiefs boast a 4-12 record in Herm’s second year and start with a dismal 1-8 in 2008. The defense continues to perform well below expectations. Draft picks on the D-line were slow, out of shape and played uninspired. The highlight the blowout losses to Carolina and Tennessee. To make sure the plot is on course, Larry Johnson is suspended for a bar altercation with a women and the threat of a Tony Gonzalez trade is concocted. All of this further disrupts a team already in disarray.

ACT IV

Unfortunately, in the  disaster of a season not all is lost.  The Vikings’ reject becomes a starter due to injuries, and instead of falling on his face he becomes a credible QB who becomes better with every start. Carl panics, but there isn’t much he can do at this point — the fans and players had rallied around Tyler Thigpen, the most unlikely of stars.

Epilogue

Despite a disastrous 2-14 record, Thigpen becomes the franchise QB the Chiefs have been longing for. Carl, Bill and Herm leave town. Not with the golden parachute they plotted for, but instead with public scorn for their malfeasance. They go into to hiding. Meanwhile, the new Arrowhead is opened and Thigpen and new head coach Bill Cowher lead the Chiefs to the first Super Bowl in 40 years. Their play’s a hit! What a production, even if it all was completely unintentional!