Dave ThomanDave Thoman

In seventh grade Dave rushed off the line, grabbed Beloit's quarterback by his jersey, and pulled him down in the end zone to record a safety. This was definitively his highlight of the year, because it's the only statistic he recorded. The best decision he made in grad school was growing a Pullen beard.

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The Kansas City Chiefs Gain Yardage, Not Wins

Last week I observed that although Kansas City didn’t lead New Orleans until overtime, they enjoyed a substantial advantage in yardage gained. In fact, the one thing the Chiefs have demonstrated week…Read More

I Owe Some Kansas City Chiefs An Apology

Going into this weekend, I was down on the Chiefs. Only two weeks into the season I was already giving up hope, convinced that the offensive and defensive lines were too miserable to give the team a chance…Read More

A Chiefs Fan in a Bills World

I wake up on an old couch, mouth dry, head slightly pounding, and a faint smell of stale beer in the air. Am I in college? No, it’s worse– I’m lying in the den of the enemy. I relocated…Read More

Chiefs’ Secondary Concerns

Well-rounded. That was supposed to be the perfect description of the Chiefs. The offense could throw deep to Dwayne Bowe, quick release to Dexter McCluster, pound it up the middle with Peyton Hillis,…Read More

Is the Chiefs’ Roster Set?

More than one eyebrow raised when the Chiefs released their final roster and revealed both Nate Eachus and Jake O’Connell had made the cut with no fullback in sight (with four tight ends and five…Read More

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Assessing the Chiefs’ Preseason Break Out Stars

Last night I dreamt that the passing attack Kansas City trotted out on versus Seattle was pitted against…Read More

Will Dwayne Bowe Be a Chief in 2013?

After a summer of wrangling, a string of missed preseason workouts, and scores of unnecessary ulcers…Read More

Do the Chiefs Really Need an Official Fullback?

Preseason games answer personnel questions, determining who truly belongs and who’s expendable,…Read More

Looking for Lessons in Chiefs’ Preseason Schedule

Preseason games are like candy corn – they’re pretty much garbage, you know they’re…Read More

Upgrading Your Kansas City Chiefs Game Experience

The Chiefs game experience kicks off by wandering through a sea of red and yellow disciples feasting…Read More

Chiefs’ Next Use of the Franchise Tag

July 16came and went with no long-term contract for Dwayne Bowe, leaving the fate of a great fantasy…Read More

2012 KC Chiefs: What Happens If Our OTHER Running Back Goes Down?

Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Dave Thoman, and I know that Jamaal Charles is the best running…Read More