O.J. Simpson trolled during parole hearing by Kansas City Chiefs tie
By Matt Conner
As O.J. Simpson faces a parole board on Thursday, one member of the committee decided to show the convict what NFL team matters most.
O.J. Simpson has an important personal agenda on Thursday: a meeting before the Nevada Board of Parole as the former NFL great and convicted felon hopes to finally be free of his home in a medium-security prison in Reno, NV—where he’s spent the last nine years of his life. The hearing itself, like all things involving Simpson, is a hub of media interest and it’s clear one member of the board wanted everyone, Simpson included, to know which NFL team matters most.
In case there was any question, Chiefs Kingdom is everywhere, a kingdom without limits. We have agents in every branch of the government and everyone, O.J. included, must notice the presence of Chiefs fans.
We’re pretty sure that the guy wearing the tie is not only a Chiefs fan, but he’s glancing down to pare down his possible fantasy football team names. Maybe he’s figuring out how to not use “Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe” for the first time in years. Then again, maybe he’s reading the latest Sam Mellinger column or writing Snoop Minnis fan fiction.
No matter what happens to Simpson, when Netflix ends up remaking this moment, let’s make sure to take notice of the greatest tie to be found in the entire proceedings. We only ask that Nicolas Cage be forced to wear the same thing when he plays the role of “board member with head down at stat sheet.”