Scott Pioli Goes From Picking Up Candy Wrappers To Serving Apples

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Former Kansas City Chiefs GM, Scott Pioli, has gone from intimidating employees over candy wrappers left on the floor to serving apples to his new boss, Thomas Dimitroff.

The news broke today that Pioli has been hired by the Atlanta Falcons to destroy their franchise…er… assist Thomas Dimitroff as assistant GM.

A few hours later, a video hit Youtube that features Pioli and Dimitroff driving around in a car. At the beginning, Pioli offers up an apple to Dimitroff. If you are a Falcons fan and you are religious, take it from us Chiefs fans, don’t overlook the Garden of Eden imagery here.

After watching this video, it is good to know that if running the Falcons doesn’t work (and given Pioli’s track record in KC, that is a distinct possibility) Pioli and Dimitroff can try to make their own buddy cop/road trip movie.

Pioli: Thomas you left a Snickers wrapper in the backseat AGAIN!

Dimitroff: I’m gettin too old for this shit!

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  • John Gabbard

    Turns out the belichick tree isn’t that great after all. Is anyone besides him and sabon still coaching? Now the paul brown tree is still going strong, considering how long it has been around for, which reid is a part of and I don’t see it wilting any time soon

    • unclejesse40

      I will be curious to see what happens when the Tom Brady sun sets on the Belichick tree.

  • Eric Oatts

    That’s not coffee in those cups..that’s piping hot koolaid

  • unclejesse40

    Can I ask why in the world this was taped? Was it some sort of Falcons promotional thing? If it was I would burn it. This was hard to watch, Pioli seems “fired up for this”.

    • toperspective

      I couldn’t bring myself to watch it. He’s loathsome.

  • Chris Tarrants

    Pioli looks like a broke henchmen and Dimitroff looks like a cheesy Hollywood villan. I feel sorry for all falcon fans

  • toperspective

    Shocking that this hack could get a job. Too bad it’s not a team in the AFC West that hired this guy.

  • andyred

    scott pioli is a great guy who has a keen eye for talent– said no one ever

  • berttheclock

    By adding Scott Pioli to the diminishing skills of Dmitroff, the, once, high flying Atlanta Falcons have become the Atlanta common English sparrows.

  • J_r0kk

    5: the number of times Pioli says “awesome”
    10: the number of time Pioli cuts off Dimitroff mid-sentence.
    3: the number of times I threw up in my mouth listening to Pioli speak.

    This has disaster written all over it. What a way to ruin a friendship.