Dorsey the Grinch
With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet
Cheerily cheering Chiefs cheers on his way he did trumpet.
He road into Chiefsville. He brought back their toys.
He brought back their clout to the Chiefs girls and boys.
He brought back their hitters and their touters with moxy,
But he also brought back wide receivers with dropsies.
He looked North, South, West and then to the East!
Brought undrafted rookies, FAs & drafties all to the feast.
Welcome Chiefsmas. Bring your cheer,
Cheer to all Chiefs fans, far and near.
Welcome Chiefsmas while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.