Mark your calendars for Monday, December 24th, Addicts. That’s the day after the hapless Indianapolis Colts come to town for the 15th game of the Chiefs’ regular season. Monday is important, because that’s the day Andrew Luck will wake up, realizing he’s just played the worst game of his rookie NFL career. It’s also the day that you’ll read approximately one thousand hapless puns on his last name in the headlines of this website and many others around Kansas City. Examples include:
- How Lucky Do You Feel Now, Andrew?
- The Colts’ Luck Just Ran Out
- That Horseshoe on Your Stupid Helmet is Not so Luck-y Now, Is It?!
- Luck You, Andrew!
- The Joyless Luck Club. Population: 1
Last week was fun, looking into the crystal ball for highlights of the final game of the 2012 season, a demolition of the Denver Donkeys. Let’s try one more as we meander backwards through the upcoming season, pulling us one week closer to the home opener on September 9th! Here’s my best guess on what happens on December 24, 2012:
The sky is blue and it is Kansas City cold! The windchill is 5 degrees but fortunately, most of the fans in the stands are full of Bryant’s and Boulevard Beer, or whatever their choice of parking lot gourmet was for the day. Colts owner Jim Irsay, a.k.a. The Mad Tweeter, is well into his bizarre stream of consciousness tweet-rants. His latest at 11:51am: “In KC. Am lost. Never seen so much frickin red. OMG and WTF.”