Roger Goodell’s Contract Extended Through 2018

Roger Goodell, or as I like to call him, “The Fine Commissioner,” has had his contract extended through 2018, the NFL announced today.

“It is a privilege for me to serve the NFL. It is the only place I have ever wanted to work,” said Goodell.

As you may already know, I’m not very fond of Mr. Goodell. It looks like we’re in for seven more years of ridiculous player fines and double standards like Terrelle Pryor being suspended for something he did in college when Pete Carroll waltzed right into his position in Seattle.