Meet The Zombie Chiefs

By now it is well-known across NFL circles that the Kansas City Chiefs are the walking undead.

After three straight losses to begin the season, the Chiefs were thought dead and buried. Then QB Matt Cassel burst from the grave seeking touchdowns…and brains. He’s begun biting his teammates and now a hoard of zombies clad in red and gold are marching from Oakland to Kansas City for a Monday Night Nightmare at the expense of the San Diego Chargers.

Thus, we present to you, the Kansas City Chiefs updated roster.

Zombie Cassel

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Zombie Jackie Battle

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Zombie McClain

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Zombie Albert

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Zombie Asamoah

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Zombie Wiegmann

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Zombie Lilja

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Zombie Richardson

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Zom-Bowe

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Zombie Breaston

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Zombie Pope

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Zombie Pope

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The Defense

 

Zombie Dorsey

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Zombie Gregg

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Zombie Tin Man

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Zombie Hali

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Zombie Belcher

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Zombie DJ

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Zombie Studebaker

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Zombie Flowers

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Zombie Carr

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Zombie Lewis

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Zombie Quick Draw

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The Coaches

Zombie Haley

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Zombie Romeo

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Zombie Bill Muir

Zombie Chiefs Blogger

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