Knuckle Up Chiefs, It’s Raiders Week!

by Armchair Addict

Dear Kansas City Chiefs,

You may not be aware of this, but this is not just another week at the office. This week is different. It’s Raiders week.

“It was different, I’d walk in there in the meetings during Raider week and before I could open my mouth the guys would look around and say, ‘Hey guys, the coach is here. Let’s go! It’s Raider week!” – Marty Schottenheimer

I know that the politically correct thing to say is that all wins and losses are equal, that they all count the same. That beating one team doesn’t feel better then any other and that a loss is a loss no matter who it is to, you just move on and don’t let it bother you.

“I feel great, just smiling a lot more.” – Matt Cassel, three days after losing to the Raiders 31-10 at Arrowhead Stadium.

Well I’m here to tell you that for those of us that live and die by the Red and Gold that is simply not true. It wasn’t true for Marty and his teams either. It certainly wasn’t true for Marcus Allen when he took the field against the Silver and Black, or Rich Gannon when he took the field to face his former KC teammates. I know it wasn’t true for the late Al Davis.

“We’re going to build a bully here. This is the Raiders.” – Hue Jackson

I think it’s fair to say that the bullying started before Jackson became the head coach, wouldn’t you? I mean I call getting dominated 31-10 on your own home field is getting bullied. Yes, we were the division champs, but that loss took a little shine off that title. It was like we were named homecoming king but before we could even get to the dance the school bully kicked down the door to our own home, punched us in the face, and took off with our girlfriend.

And you still want us to believe it was just another loss?

NO!!! These are our sworn enemies! The bad guys! You are supposed to hate them. Beating them should be the most satisfying win of the year and losing to them should keep you up at night.

So knuckle up Chiefs, it’s Raiders week.

Knuckle Up: a phrase uttered in encouragement meaning: “muster your courage, intestinal fortitude and love for the American-way in preparation for an upcoming (or admist a) challenge of epic proportions!” – Urban Dictionary

You want more?

Good, because I’m just getting warmed up.

I’m not sure why the Chiefs as a whole seem to have lost their passion for playing the Raiders. Maybe some of it was lost in the multiple coaching changes that have occurred over the last decade. Maybe some of it was lost with the firing of Carl Peterson. Maybe some of it was lost with the passing of Lamar Hunt. Maybe some of the fire was lost because between 2007 and 2009 the teams combined for a sad 24-72 record.

So maybe to you players and coaches this is just another game on just another Sunday, but not to us fans.

Knuckle up Chiefs, it’s Raiders week!

This year hasn’t started off as everyone wanted. A win on the road against a hated division rival gets you back to .500.

Knuckle up Chiefs, it’s Raiders Week!!!

The bye week was full of rumors and speculations that have everyone second guessing the team, but have ZERO to do with what happens when you’re lined up against the Silver and Black. A win against this self-proclaimed bully silences all of that.

Knuckle Up Chiefs, It’s Raiders Week!!!!!

We’re not saying that WHEN Tamba Hali sacks Kyle Boller that he should rip off the guy’s helmet and throw it at one of the spike-wearing freaks in the “black hole,” but he should want to.

I'd aim for the guy on the right Tamba.

We’re not saying that WHEN Dwayne Bowe catches a TD pass that he should run over to the nearest Al Davis tribute banner, rip it off the wall, and stomp on it, but he should want to.

We’re not saying that WHEN you have a lead late in the game that coach Haley should go for it on fourth and goal just to rub it in their face, but he should want to.

We’re not saying that if Glenn Dorsey runs into some Oakland tailgaters (do those exsist?) in the parking lot and they happen to have their dog with them, that he should actually kick their dog, but he should want to.*

We’re definitely not saying that Matt Cassel should slap Richard Seymore’s momma, but he should want to.**

*For the record, I am 100% against anyone kicking dogs. I was just going for dramatic effect. PETA members save your emails please.

**Ditto for slapping mommas. PETM (People for the Ethical Treatment of Mommas) save your emails as well.

No, we fans don’t actually want you to do any of those things because that would be sinking to their level. They’re the bad guys. We want you to be better then them. We just want you to hate them that much.

We the fans have always hated the Raiders. We’ve always cherished beating them and agonized over losing to them. If you weren’t around when this hatred was born and don’t come by it naturally, then fine, but most of you were still there for that week 17 beat down. You remember the one that triggered a string of 8 straight losses (including the playoffs and preseason) where we were outscored a combined 240-69. If you have any pride, any fire in your belly, shouldn’t you want payback for that? Don’t you want to shut these guys up?

I think I can speak for all the fans when I say we’ve been waiting for this game to come since the final seconds of that game on January 2nd ticked away. Do you feel the same way?

KNUCKLE UP CHIEFS, IT’S RAIDERS WEEK!!!!!!!!!

…….because there’s a whole lot more on the line than just another win or loss and the only thing worse for us than losing to this hated rival would be coming to the realization that our team lacked the heart or the desire to go into the ultimate hostile environment and Knuckle Up.

So do us proud this Sunday, boys!

Your Loyal Fans,
Chiefs Nation

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Hey, Addicts! Get this. I just saw on ESPN that the Raiders sent ( I still ain't believin' it) Two. Yes, TWO first round picks to the Bengals for Carson Palmer. Their 2012 and 2013 picks. Are we all really sure that Al Davis has passed? Who but the Raiders (and, of course, the Cowboys) would make this trade? Look at Palmer's stats for his last five years. Steadily down hill each year. Plus he hasn't played yet. Things are lookin' up in Cincy.

I will be out of town but i so dont want to miss that game...is there anyway i can stream it from my computer guys!? HELP!!!! GO CHIEFS!!

@RepnDemChiefs I used to get streams off Justin TV and ustream. Or if you want to pay, there are plenty of options there.

@Big Matt@RepnDemChiefs I had heard of a couple of paces that would stream the games but couldn't get them to work. Then I heard that Italy had struck down a ruling about streaming games from foreign countries. Not much help I know... I guess my point is to check on the web. Be careful of virus/trojan sites that lure you in and then gum up your computer. Maybe better to go find a bar with Sunday ticket.

@Big Matt Thanks Matt... and Chris...................if i can help it,im trying not to miss this game.

Funny. For every team in the nation, it's Raiders Week. For the Raiders, it's just any other team in the Nation... Don't get your panties in such a bunch ladies! It's just us!! LOL!!!

@ChrisLong Well you know Chris, I think its just that you guys are so much better and cooler than every other team. Oh wait, is that what you were getting at here?

Heya Matt, Hardly better (well this and last year maybe), certainly cooler ;-) I live North of Denver and they have the the same thing, call it the same thing, anyway. They used to hang a giant Raider Flag on the Team HQ when Oakland/L.A. came to town. It was retarded!!! It's not viewed as a hatred for the Raiders so much as it's viewed as a fear. Oakland fans certainly know when an AFC West Team is coming to town, we dislike you all equally. Doesn't appear that way towards us. As much as you guys may hate the Chargers, or the Donks, I'm pretty sure you don't dedicate entire posts to Donkey week!! Or giant flags to Charger Day or whatever... To be fair, the Steelers get under my skin pretty good, Lord knows I would laugh if Tom Brady choked while tucking away a chicken bone from Boston Market, so-to-speak...

P.S. I'm assuming that your comment was sarcasm but it didn't really come across that way... I replied in that vein... cheers!!

@ChrisLong raiders week has always meant more to us than Donkey week, of that you are correct. Although we're actually starting to lose some of that feeling, which is a bummer. The Raiders have become a really interesting team.

@Big Matt Hey Matt, We may have become an interesting team (thanks BTW) but this division is so limp dicked, that it's really become hard to hate anyone in it except for maybe the Chargers whose arrogance has become just about as unbearable as I can tolerate and I can't wait for Oakland to play them!! Much hy-larity will ensue!!! P.S. At least none of of has to go into the damned Kingdome anymore!!!

@Big Matt OUCH!!! You must be soooooo Happy!!! Now I know how you guys felt last year!! ;-)

@ChrisLong Oh, good point. It is JUST you. I for one am looking forward to being just a 1/2 game back of just you. :)

Yeah, kinda don't see that happening... but hey! Maybe we'll get Mr. Orton from Denver and - well, I have mixed feelings about something like that. I DO think he's better than Campbell but that means to me at least two games plus the bye to get ready properly. So in the meantime, I guess we'll be running the ball a lot with a few trick plays thrown in... but that's just us ;-)

Looks like we're getting Palmer!! i hope baby Huey knows what he's doing!

@ChrisLong No, you wouldn't see that, would you?

@sidibeke Ok. I'm ready for it!!! :-) That was painful!

@ChrisLong Ah, you're a good man Chris. I've got nothing for you; you've suffered enough. The bye comes at a good time for you all. Hope McFadden gets back on the field and see you the day before Christmas! If it's for the AFC West division title, that'll be good news for us both, I think.

@sidibeke Thanks man. Figure if I'm gonna troll Cheifs pages, the least I could do is man up and take my abuse like a good little Raider fan! I always used to get irritated that we'd get our byes very early in the year. The past two years, they've been late and given us time to heal up. I had no idea how crappy Boller was as a QB!! Jesus Christ he sucks! As far as Palmer goes, I'm not really worried because every team gets to play 4 preseason games to get tuned up. He got one half and I'm sure, he'll be getting some pretty hardcore practices prior to having Denver for dinner. Did you see the Denver/Tebow game? I'd say Boller is a worse quarterback except that the only reason Tebow didn't get picked off is because is because he missed his receivers so badly it looked like he was throwing the ball out of bounds. Since he ultimately won the game, the whole "Start Tebow" debate is back in full swing around here. Comical and bizarre. See you Xmas eve man! Take care and Go Raiders!!

@ChrisLong BTW, SI did a cover article about the KC-Raider rivalry last year. So, at least SI disagrees with you that this is just another game, and if memory serves, a few Raiders were interviewed for the article and they also seemed to think is was more than just an ordinary week.

@sidibeke Hi Sid, i don't recall that article but then I don't read SI much anymore. I never said there wasn't a rivalry with KC. Of course there is!!! It just seems from my standpoint, that Raider Fans in general dislike all AFC West teams in general. Equal opportunity haters - if you will... Hell, I think we still hate the stupid Seahawks. Of course I no longer live in the Bay Area, having transferred to Colorado in '94. My focus has really been on stupid Bronco fans, as you might imagine ;-) Talk to you after Sunday!! I'm out. Go Raiders!!!! :-)))

@ChrisLong Right on, Chris. Enjoy the game (but not too much) and I'll see you after.

RICK TORREY 52 pts

Hey, Addicts! Get this. I just saw on ESPN that the Raiders sent ( I still ain't believin' it) Two. Yes, TWO first round picks to the Bengals for Carson Palmer. Their 2012 and 2013 picks. Are we all really sure that Al Davis has passed? Who but the Raiders (and, of course, the Cowboys) would make this trade? Look at Palmer's stats for his last five years. Steadily down hill each year. Plus he hasn't played yet. Things are lookin' up in Cincy.

RepnDemChiefs 20 pts

I will be out of town but i so dont want to miss that game...is there anyway i can stream it from my computer guys!? HELP!!!! GO CHIEFS!!

Big Matt 199 pts

RepnDemChiefs I used to get streams off Justin TV and ustream. Or if you want to pay, there are plenty of options there.

ChrisLong 5 pts

Big MattRepnDemChiefs I had heard of a couple of paces that would stream the games but couldn't get them to work. Then I heard that Italy had struck down a ruling about streaming games from foreign countries. Not much help I know... I guess my point is to check on the web. Be careful of virus/trojan sites that lure you in and then gum up your computer.

Maybe better to go find a bar with Sunday ticket.

RepnDemChiefs 20 pts

Big Matt Thanks Matt... and Chris...................if i can help it,im trying not to miss this game.

ChrisLong 5 pts

Funny. For every team in the nation, it's Raiders Week.

For the Raiders, it's just any other team in the Nation...

Don't get your panties in such a bunch ladies! It's just us!!

LOL!!!

Big Matt 199 pts

ChrisLong Well you know Chris, I think its just that you guys are so much better and cooler than every other team. Oh wait, is that what you were getting at here?

ChrisLong 5 pts

Heya Matt,

Hardly better (well this and last year maybe), certainly cooler ;-)

I live North of Denver and they have the the same thing, call it the same thing, anyway. They used to hang a giant Raider Flag on the Team HQ when Oakland/L.A. came to town.

It was retarded!!!

It's not viewed as a hatred for the Raiders so much as it's viewed as a fear.

Oakland fans certainly know when an AFC West Team is coming to town, we dislike you all equally. Doesn't appear that way towards us. As much as you guys may hate the Chargers, or the Donks, I'm pretty sure you don't dedicate entire posts to Donkey week!! Or giant flags to Charger Day or whatever...

To be fair, the Steelers get under my skin pretty good, Lord knows I would laugh if Tom Brady choked while tucking away a chicken bone from Boston Market, so-to-speak...

ChrisLong 5 pts

P.S. I'm assuming that your comment was sarcasm but it didn't really come across that way... I replied in that vein... cheers!!

Big Matt 199 pts

ChrisLong raiders week has always meant more to us than Donkey week, of that you are correct.

Although we're actually starting to lose some of that feeling, which is a bummer. The Raiders have become a really interesting team.

ChrisLong 5 pts

Big Matt Hey Matt,

We may have become an interesting team (thanks BTW) but this division is so limp dicked, that it's really become hard to hate anyone in it except for maybe the Chargers whose arrogance has become just about as unbearable as I can tolerate and I can't wait for Oakland to play them!!

Much hy-larity will ensue!!!

P.S. At least none of of has to go into the damned Kingdome anymore!!!

ChrisLong 5 pts

Big Matt OUCH!!! You must be soooooo Happy!!! Now I know how you guys felt last year!! ;-)

sidibeke 259 pts

ChrisLong Oh, good point. It is JUST you.

I for one am looking forward to being just a 1/2 game back of just you. :)

ChrisLong 5 pts

Yeah, kinda don't see that happening... but hey! Maybe we'll get Mr. Orton from Denver and - well, I have mixed feelings about something like that.

I DO think he's better than Campbell but that means to me at least two games plus the bye to get ready properly.

So in the meantime, I guess we'll be running the ball a lot with a few trick plays thrown in... but that's just us ;-)

ChrisLong 5 pts

Looks like we're getting Palmer!! i hope baby Huey knows what he's doing!

sidibeke 259 pts

ChrisLong No, you wouldn't see that, would you?

ChrisLong 5 pts

sidibeke Ok. I'm ready for it!!! :-)

That was painful!

sidibeke 259 pts

ChrisLong Ah, you're a good man Chris. I've got nothing for you; you've suffered enough.

The bye comes at a good time for you all. Hope McFadden gets back on the field and see you the day before Christmas! If it's for the AFC West division title, that'll be good news for us both, I think.

ChrisLong 5 pts

sidibeke Thanks man. Figure if I'm gonna troll Cheifs pages, the least I could do is man up and take my abuse like a good little Raider fan!

I always used to get irritated that we'd get our byes very early in the year. The past two years, they've been late and given us time to heal up.

I had no idea how crappy Boller was as a QB!! Jesus Christ he sucks!

As far as Palmer goes, I'm not really worried because every team gets to play 4 preseason games to get tuned up. He got one half and I'm sure, he'll be getting some pretty hardcore practices prior to having Denver for dinner.

Did you see the Denver/Tebow game? I'd say Boller is a worse quarterback except that the only reason Tebow didn't get picked off is because is because he missed his receivers so badly it looked like he was throwing the ball out of bounds. Since he ultimately won the game, the whole "Start Tebow" debate is back in full swing around here. Comical and bizarre.

See you Xmas eve man! Take care and Go Raiders!!

sidibeke 259 pts

ChrisLong BTW, SI did a cover article about the KC-Raider rivalry last year. So, at least SI disagrees with you that this is just another game, and if memory serves, a few Raiders were interviewed for the article and they also seemed to think is was more than just an ordinary week.

ChrisLong 5 pts

sidibeke Hi Sid, i don't recall that article but then I don't read SI much anymore. I never said there wasn't a rivalry with KC. Of course there is!!! It just seems from my standpoint, that Raider Fans in general dislike all AFC West teams in general. Equal opportunity haters - if you will... Hell, I think we still hate the stupid Seahawks.

Of course I no longer live in the Bay Area, having transferred to Colorado in '94. My focus has really been on stupid Bronco fans, as you might imagine ;-)

Talk to you after Sunday!! I'm out. Go Raiders!!!! :-)))

sidibeke 259 pts

ChrisLong Right on, Chris. Enjoy the game (but not too much) and I'll see you after.