Me Allen Bailey


Me grow tired of people with ball.  Me thinks they must die.

But how to kill?  Smash, of course! 

Perhaps with boulder.  Or crush car, and flatten them like flapjacks? 

Perhaps just throw myself?  (Always seems to work.) Me is 288 lbs with what seems like negative 10% body fat.

WANT TO GO NOW.  Has whistle blown yet? 

It has???  BAILEY SMAAAAAAASHHHHHH