Here at Arrowhead Addict we don’t like Al Davis. He is the owner of the Oakland Raiders and we are fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. We hate the Raiders and thus we hate their owner. In fact, the only thing we like about Davis is that as he gets older he continues to maker poorer and poorer personnel decisions for his team, which he lords over sort of like Satan rules hell.
Well yesterday, Al went unplugged a few of his cyborg power cords and went on battery power to give a press conference to introduce yet another poor son of a bitch as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders.
What resulted was something of a horror show in which Davis, now 124 years of age, was bleeding from the head and the left eye, rambled on about the Raiders’ glory days while comparing Jason Campbell to everyone from Jim Plunkettto to Count Chocula.
We managed to dig up some pictures of the whole ordeal but I have to warn you, it isn’t pretty. I’m serious Addicts. If you are eating or have a weak stomach or heart or have children around, you might not want to click continue reading.
Seriously Al? Did you consider maybe wearing a hat? Sunglasses? Mummifying yourself? I mean, man alive, Hollywood special effects experts are going to be using that picture as inspiration when they design the next zombie movie.
The man is 81 years old but he looks a hell of a lot older. Can you imagine working for the Raiders? You’re working late watching tape, you are on your way out at like 2 in the morning and you walk past Davis’ office? Can you imagine how frightened you might be if you thought he had gone home for the evening and you happened to glance over your shoulder and see him sitting in there behind his desk?
I’d poop my pants.
Hell, I almost pooped my pants looking at this picture.
Anyone else disturbed?