06 Feb
Chiefs Set To Hire Person With Silly Name
Posted by: Andrew Crocker
Via the Pride, the Chiefs are set to hire a salary cap specialist. Which, considering how complicated this whole cap situation is about to be, probably the wise thing to do considering he’s rumored to be one of the best in the business.
Is he the best in the business? I have no idea. But I do know he has the best name in the business.
The gentleman goes by Trip MacCracken.
I hate to do this, but in the interest of journalistic integrity, here’s some of the folks they passed over for the position:
- Stewy Gumbait
- Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
- Stranger Danger
- Throatwobbler Mangrove
- Wolf Blitzer
- Dick Swett
- Dick Hangslow
- Dick Pillow
- Dick Curl
- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
- Chugs Alot
- I.M. Unqualified
- The Situation
- Andrew Crocker
- Hammy Porkutainment
I’m just disappointed they didn’t notify me personally. Was it my police record, Clark?
If it was a vote, I would have voted for Andrew off my (C)rocker
February 6th, 2010 at 2:53 pmI really think the heading is funny, thats NEWS! funny post we need em every now and then.
February 6th, 2010 at 4:38 pmsorry to be back with this, but when I load the site I bust a slat that really strikes me as funny.
February 6th, 2010 at 4:46 pmWhat about ben dover or phillip mccrevis were they not qualified
February 6th, 2010 at 8:34 pmSup nice entry. Did you watch last nights Niel Cuvuto? That is some great writing material lol. Laters
February 23rd, 2010 at 8:32 pm