Via the Pride, the Chiefs are set to hire a salary cap specialist. Which, considering how complicated this whole cap situation is about to be, probably the wise thing to do considering he’s rumored to be one of the best in the business.
Is he the best in the business? I have no idea. But I do know he has the best name in the business.
The gentleman goes by Trip MacCracken.
I hate to do this, but in the interest of journalistic integrity, here’s some of the folks they passed over for the position:
- Stewy Gumbait
- Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
- Stranger Danger
- Throatwobbler Mangrove
- Wolf Blitzer
- Dick Swett
- Dick Hangslow
- Dick Pillow
- Dick Curl
- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
- Chugs Alot
- I.M. Unqualified
- The Situation
- Andrew Crocker
- Hammy Porkutainment
I’m just disappointed they didn’t notify me personally. Was it my police record, Clark?
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