1. Take 4 Tylenol PM’s and drink a bottle of Whiskey.
Sleep until late August.
2. Root against the Chargers in the playoffs.
You don’t really want to see Philip Rivers get a Super Bowl ring do you? Ok, this activity will hopefully only get you through the divisional round of the playoffs but still, it is something.
3. Start getting in football shape.
The Chiefs are very thin at offensive line, linebacker, safety and at the nose tackle position. All it will take is for Todd Haley to get a wacky idea ala Dick Vermeil, to hold an open tryout and you could be the next member of The Right 53.
4. Become a henchmen for “Don Pioli”
The Don likes to keep it in the family, but if you play your cards right, perhaps you can get hired as one of Pioli’s henchman. Whether it is keeping Jason Whitlock away from the office fridge or editing all the swearing out of coach Haley’s press conference tapes, you could get a fantastic look at the inner workings of the Chiefs organization. Heck, if you manage not to get whacked, you might one day be the Don’s Consilerge.
5. Read Arrowhead Addict everyday.
I know, I know, cheap plug, but seriously! read Arrowhead Addict everyday. Check in multiple times a day. We will all be frothing at the mouths for news during the offseason and I promise you the minute something happens we will have the details here for you on Arrowhead Addict. Not to mention we will be cranking out articles, humor, draft previews, live chats and anything else we can think of to pass the time. Seriously, folks, we have no lives. Merlin did a live blog for 10 straight hours yesterday. Adam caught Zach with his head in the oven moaning about how 8 months was too long and Randy5k knocked on my door at 3 A.M. this morning with a suit case saying he was going to “bunk with me through the hard times” and that we’d “play Madden 10 non stop until training camp.”
So Addicts…don’t leave me alone with these maniacs. Seriously.
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This is funny!
CHIEFS! this win is a great way to raise spirits going into a long offseason! that and the talk of hiring romeo and weis im pumped for my chiefs!!
haha thanks Randy. BTW, can you pick up som toilet paper? We’re out.
bquirk26:
I am so fired up. Sad that the season is over, but hopeful.
Great ideas… but ill keep to reading arrowheadpride
I hate the offseason, but glad that the team is already getting guys under future contracts. Let’s you know they are still working.
Keep up the good work Patrick.
oh by the way, ganja Chief, arrowheadpride is an awesome site, and has been for a great while, but there is no reason you can’t have two forums to express yourself, right?
Okay done! What’s next PA????
Hey Kray. How you been brotha?
Root against the Chargers? That’s probably much easier than waiting until the Chiefs are finally capable of making a push to just make the playoffs. Enjoy the Chargers dominating the AFC Playoffs and getting to Miami. Then your lowly Chiefs will be the only team in the division without a SB ring. Congrats.
Hate to break it to you DRand9, but the Chiefs do have a Super Bowl ring.
Super Bowl 4 ring a bell?
It may have been a while ago but they still have one. If you are gonna talk trash, learn your facts. =)