Deep Thoughts (Chargers vs. Chiefs)

In case you were wondering, this is what the players where thinking Sunday during and after the game:

Jamaal Charles: “If I don’t block this special team guy in front of me, I can get down the field faster to miss my tackle of the punt returner”. (Missed block leads to blocked punt)

Sean Ryan: “Why should I use my hands to make a catch, the chest works just as good”. (Another pass bounces off his chest and into the arms of a defender)

Dwayne Bowe: “It is much better to drop a few passes, that way no one can expect me to make every catch; it also add suspense”. (After another dropped pass)

Rudy Niswanger: “Yes! You’re not going to have Rudy Niswanger to push around any more”. (After serious knee injury)

Todd Haley: “I should have never made that comment about ‘any 22 guys off the street’ could do better than 2-14”. (After another humiliating loss)

Dustin Colquitt: “I am going to have to file a work comp claim for repetitive injury” (After punting more than he should)

Kenny Smith: “Now I know why this team signed me up after not playing a snap in 6 years” (After perusing his new cohorts on the D-line).

Clancy Pendergast: “On critical third downs at pivotal points in the game, I always blitz everyone without any regard to leaving an open receiver in the flat. I know that my players will never get to the opposing QB on time, but they other team doesn”t. (After Darren Sproles’ 48 yard TD pass).

Brandon Carr: “There really is no need to locate the ball until it is in the receivers hands, that is when you know when to tackle him” (after another big receiver catch right over his back).

John McGraw: “There really is no need to locate the ball until it is in the receivers hands, that is when you know when to chase them” (after another big receiver catch right over his back too).

Matt Cassel: “It’s okay, interceptions happen in threes.” (After throwing his third interception)

Matt Guiterrez: “Oh God no!” (After being inserted late in the game).

Larry Johnson: “I wonder if Todd Haley wants to go golfing later” (After getting off the phone with his father).

How about yours? Addicts, you got any? We need something to CHEER US UP!!!! Go Chiefs. Next year here we come.