2009 Chiefs Survival Guide

After the Chiefs miserable showing in Philly, I present my 2009 Chiefs Survival Guide (soon to be available to the masses at Amazon)…

10. Play fantasy football, but get in a league without Adam and Zach.

9. Adopt another team as your 2009 surrogate (excluding the Browns or Rams).

8. Avoid watching the Chiefs broadcast after 1 pm.

7. Do not read any Jason Whitlock columns as they will simply reiterate the obvious (see columns week 1-3).

6. Think of the season as a competition for the number one pick.

5. Schedule honey-do projects on Sunday afternoons.

4. Never pay full price for a Chiefs ticket.

3. Go the Renaissance Festival.

2. Attend a college game at KU, MU, OU, Nebraska or Iowa.

1. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS — THIS IS NOT GOING TO GET BETTER FAST!

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