2009 Chiefs Survival Guide

After the Chiefs miserable showing in Philly, I present my 2009 Chiefs Survival Guide (soon to be available to the masses at Amazon)…

10. Play fantasy football, but get in a league without Adam and Zach.

9. Adopt another team as your 2009 surrogate (excluding the Browns or Rams).

8. Avoid watching the Chiefs broadcast after 1 pm.

7. Do not read any Jason Whitlock columns as they will simply reiterate the obvious (see columns week 1-3).

6. Think of the season as a competition for the number one pick.

5. Schedule honey-do projects on Sunday afternoons.

4. Never pay full price for a Chiefs ticket.

3. Go the Renaissance Festival.

2. Attend a college game at KU, MU, OU, Nebraska or Iowa.

1. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS — THIS IS NOT GOING TO GET BETTER FAST!

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As a resident of central Texas I do not have privelidge of watching our guys every week unless I pay and pay and pay for the sunday ticket. I am relegated to listening to KCFX on the internet. However, this sunday I am honored to be able to watch the Chiefs vs the Giants on the NFL on Fox! I GET to see my CHIEFS!

I am so excited! My wife has cleared my schedule of her projects and has offered to take the kids to the movies. I told her the kids need to watch and help cheer!

My hope for a win is minimal, but my enthusiasm is way up! GO CHIEFS!

I enjoy watching the Chiefs every Sunday, no matter what. It's the experience to me. When they win, my Mondays feel great. When they lose, well it sucks, but I don't let it take away from the experience I had ... This crap isn't going to last forever. If this is the absolute worst of being a Chiefs fan, then I'm lucky, because I freaking love game day.

By the way Old Chief is just joking. Keep em coming Old Chief

Max, sorry brother. I wan't talking about you, but the article in general. The article is blaspheme, not you! :-)

I didn't say I didn't watch. I do watch. I also listen to the radio. How is doing both blasphemy?

I will still watch every game unless there is a black out and I can't. These are still my Chiefs and I will stick by them no matter what.

Starting to think we need to weed out the "fair-weather fans'. A true fan will support their team through thick and thin. Better get behind this team cause they need all of us to support them. I proudly wear as much or my Chiefs gear on campus every Friday, I take my shit every week, a Steeler's is standing next to me right now, but I can give it right back. Wear your Red and Gold proud and if you don't have something nice or productive to say, keep it to your Raiders blogs.

Blaspheme, pure blaspheme.

I'm with you Toma.

Here's my plan for the year (honestly, I did this last week):

1. Tape the game.

2. Find stuff to keep you busy during the game, and listen to the game on the radio while you do other stuff. (Your activity will manage your stress, and things seem more palatable being filtered through Mitch Holthus rather than your own eyes, anyway.)

3. Then, you can decide later how much of the game to actually watch, and you can watch it in short snippets, allowing you to turn it off before you have the big one from sheer frustration.

One thing you left off.
Don't come to blogs to blast the team.