Shawne had a little too much Tequila (NBC San Diego).

Shawne Merriman Goes Dr. Dre On Tila "Tequila"

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What a crazy 24 hours it’s been in the AFC West, huh? First, the Chiefs cut their best defensive player from last season. Second, the Raiders trade for Richard Seymour, possibly the best defensive lineman in the National Football League. Third, Steroid Shawne Merriman is now Shawne “Slap A Ho” Merriman. Why? Because he got arrested early this morning for choking reality chick Tila “Tequila.”

From NBC San Diego:

San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of choking and restraining television reality show hostess and model Tila “Tequila” Nguyen, according to deputies.

They got the call at 3:45 a.m. on Sunday from a woman who claimed to have been choked and restrained by a male at a home on Sagecrest Drive in Poway.

“Nguyen told deputies she had been choked and physically restrained by Merriman when she attempted to leave his residence,” San Diego County Sheriff’s spokesperson Jan Caldwell said.

The alleged victim signed a citizen’s arrest at the scene, charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment.

I hope the cop did the “lights out” dance after he slapped the cuffs on that roid freak. This just shows that Merriman is the scumbag we thought he was. Tequila is a wannabe Kim Kardashian, a pretend Paris Hilton. Dating her is pathetic enough, but strangling her? Regardless of how classy a dame is, domestic abuse isn’t cool. Just one more reason to hate the big goon, I suppose.

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