Shawne Merriman Goes Dr. Dre On Tila "Tequila"

by AFC West
Shawne had a little too much Tequila (NBC San Diego).

Shawne had a little too much Tequila (NBC San Diego).

What a crazy 24 hours it’s been in the AFC West, huh? First, the Chiefs cut their best defensive player from last season. Second, the Raiders trade for Richard Seymour, possibly the best defensive lineman in the National Football League. Third, Steroid Shawne Merriman is now Shawne “Slap A Ho” Merriman. Why? Because he got arrested early this morning for choking reality chick Tila “Tequila.”

From NBC San Diego:

San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of choking and restraining television reality show hostess and model Tila “Tequila” Nguyen, according to deputies.

They got the call at 3:45 a.m. on Sunday from a woman who claimed to have been choked and restrained by a male at a home on Sagecrest Drive in Poway.

“Nguyen told deputies she had been choked and physically restrained by Merriman when she attempted to leave his residence,” San Diego County Sheriff’s spokesperson Jan Caldwell said.

The alleged victim signed a citizen’s arrest at the scene, charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment.

I hope the cop did the “lights out” dance after he slapped the cuffs on that roid freak. This just shows that Merriman is the scumbag we thought he was. Tequila is a wannabe Kim Kardashian, a pretend Paris Hilton. Dating her is pathetic enough, but strangling her? Regardless of how classy a dame is, domestic abuse isn’t cool. Just one more reason to hate the big goon, I suppose.

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Crane,

Good to have you back bro.

Does anyone really have a problem with this?

No they sure aren't. But I just read an inspiring rumor on espn.com that Seymore was a no-show for the his scheduled physical with the Faiders and Tom Cable announced that they are having "problems with the trade." Who knows, maybe it'll fall thru and we can give our other 2nd for him (wishful thinking, but I can dream can't I?). I'd like to see how these deals and ordeals play out with both Seymore and Merriman. It'll be an interesting week for sure.

Seymour to Chokeland. The end of an era. Kind of off-topic, though, Quazz? But let's run with it. First Ellis, then Seymour. Faiders ain't exactly sittin' still.

That would've been the highlight of my year if the cop had done the "lights out" dance! Hope the suspension is longer than his previous one. Steroid freak. Strangling Tila Tequila? What a chump. Dating her isn't much better.

Seymore was surrounded by a talented, strong front seven. So how is he going to fare with one of the worst teams, on one of the worst D's in the league?

He's good, but I wonder about his ego. I'd be a little pissed if I were that good and then was traded one week before the 1st game of the season from a championship caliber team, to a chaotic mess that is owned and run by a guy that is reasonably certifiable.

now we know the real reason he is called 'lights out'.