Ryan Sims: The World's Biggest Piece Of Garbage
My people over at YardBarker won’t like what I’m about to say. Oh well, because I can’t hold it in. When it comes to Ryan Sims, I have Tourette’s. Sims is the biggest pile of steaming 6-foot-4 sh** ever stacked that high.
Drafting him with the sixth overall pick in 2002 completely obliterated any chance the Dick Vermeil era had at succeeding. But that’s not what pisses me off. What pisses me off is how nonchalant Sims always was about football. He simply has never cared. Not. One. Bit.
I remember when I saw him in the Phoenix airport with like six shopping full bags of clothes, sporting brand new Jordans and ridiculous bling. I’m not being a hater. What I’m saying is that if dude ever cared half as much about football as he did “pimpin’,” the Chiefs would have never hit rock bottom at 2-14. The only thing “phatter” than his watch was his gut. Dude looked out of shape for the kind of defensive tackle he was projected to be (Albert Haynesworth, John Henderson, etc…). The next Warren Sapp? He was only interested in being the next Warren Buffett. Or Warren G. Or both.
The guy has always been a clown, and a selfish one at that. He never cared all that much about football, and seemed to care even less about the Chiefs. Ryan Sims cares about one thing and one thing only — getting P-A-I-D.
That’s why I find it hilarious that Sims is now trying to be a “reporter” for YB. You know what, though, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him chase down a quarterback like he attempted to chase down Marcellus Wiley, aka Dat Dude. Maybe Wiley didn’t even know who he was? I mean, why should he? Sims is a scrub. He’s simply trying to blow up his profile so he can line up some post-NFL income.
Did I mention that Sims is the biggest pile of steaming 6-foot-4 sh** ever stacked that high?
He was a bust, but I don’t think he is a pile of shit because in your opinion you don’t think he likes football that much.
April 13th, 2009 at 5:08 pmPoint blank: he has no work ethic and used the Chiefs for millions while we fork over our hard-earned bucks to watch our beloved Red and Gold. Hell, I like Lin Elliot a lot better than Sims. At least he was just a choker and sucked. Sims always had an attitude problem. I know he never worked hard. That has been reported over and over and over.
April 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pmI’d guess it makes him pretty damn smart. He managed not to work very hard and still be a millionaire. I wish I could say the same for myself. Instead I’ll be working my ass off until I’m 60 and never coming close to what he has financially.
April 13th, 2009 at 5:17 pmI agree if you work hard and fail then you will just be a memory to fans. It could be a bad one, but I won’t hate you.
If you are a lazy slob and cheat people out of their hard earned money, you’re scum! No reason to like em’
April 13th, 2009 at 5:19 pmWhen you say he is like Warren Buffet or Warren G. I assume that with the latter you are referring to former president Warren G. Hardon?
April 13th, 2009 at 7:08 pmAlso, please do not confuse Warren G. Hardon with the 42nd president of the United States, William Jefferson Hardon……..uh, um, Clinton.
April 13th, 2009 at 7:13 pmHey, Adam…
Is that Carl Peterson on Twitter thing real or is it just some dude?
April 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pmWoody, I think that’s just some dude. Or, as we say in Twitterville — a Twactor. Imposter is my bet. But you never know.
I was talking about the rapper Warren G. Dr Dre’s brother. the guy who did “Regulate” with Nate Dogg.
April 13th, 2009 at 7:55 pmRegulators! Yeah I was wondering about that whole CP thing too. Surely it’s not him.
Gotta agree on Sims. His dumbass set us back for years just because he was fat and lazy. A couple of those Vermeil teams just dominated. All we needed was just a little more help on defense and who knows what could have happened…
April 13th, 2009 at 10:36 pmHey Adam,
I just had to have an excuse to get a couple of lame president jokes in.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:15 am[...] found this on Arrowhead Addict, posted by a guy who has a couple opinions about Sims. Drafting him with the sixth overall pick in [...]
April 14th, 2009 at 8:30 amAnyone remember the game this season against the Bucs? Ryan Sims jumped on the pile after two Bucs (not surprisingly) tackled one of our players (LJ I think). I’ve never seen Sims move so fast as he did when he ran over to jump onto that pile. It occurred about 3 seconds after the original tackle, and no penalty was called. This is Ryan Sims.
April 14th, 2009 at 8:40 amSims was probably just mad that he had to get off the bench. He may have just been looking for a soft place to lie down.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:43 amSims was a disappointment. But he scouted as a smart, hardworking guy. And he did look pretty good in some highlight reels.
Being kind of a shrimp, I KNOW that those big guys don’t think the way I do. I’ll work hard just to keep UP. Winning approval is tougher for a shrimp than it is for a gifted big man. My yippie little puppy-dog ways are annoying to big, self-confident guys like Sims, who’ve probably been embarrassed a time or 3 in the verbal arena by guys like me who can ONLY win in THAT arena.
And I know what a fool Gunther Cunningham can be. If a big man doesn’t buy into what you’re saying, motivating him is next to impossible. Especially if the big guy has his retirement plans already in hand.
It seems like the guy’s cheating the fan, maybe, but NFL history is replete with players who earned next to nothing and beat their bodies to hell. You’re only as good as your last play, as far as the NFL is concerned. For a college kid to grab the brass ring, and walk away with a pocketful of cash seems kinda cool, now that I’m in my 40’s, after a lifetime of hard work and I only WISH I had been smarter earlier! I look up to Ryan Sims (in more than one way!).
April 20th, 2009 at 6:38 pm