Mar2nd

Speaking Of "5-Oh"

AUTHOR: Adam Best | IN: Off-Topic/Other | COMMENTS: 15 Comments

Somebody needs to call the fashion police on Larry Johnson…

I’m a pretty eccentric dude, but c’mon, L.J. You look like you’re dressing up like Andre Rison’s ex-girlfriend for Halloween or something. Yes, the one who’s no longer with us. Seriously, you got that TLC look. Either that, or a mishmash of Lil’ Wayne (fatigues), Ashton Kutcher circa Punk’d worn Kid ‘n Play style (trucker hat?), Kurt Cobain (flannel) and Hannah Montana (pink swatch)?

There’s eclectic and then there’s epileptic. You know, like you just spazzed and threw on a bunch of crap. I think Larry just needs a hug. After his Scarface number, he won’t get it from us. Anyway, back to business soon, but I thought everybody could enjoy a good chuckle at Larry’s expense.

(hat tip: Josh Q. Public via TMZ)

15 Comments on Speaking Of "5-Oh"

  1. BucktheFroncos says:

    All that money surely he could afford to have someone teach him how to dress.

  2. Vrod74-MikeSD says:

    No kidding! This is what we squandered all that money on him for!? For him to wear my twelve year old nieces watch!?????

  3. Rihavens says:

    The highlight is his pink watch. SOoo cute. Thats why he is slapping women at the club, they are laughing their @$$es off at him.

  4. CHIEFS FAN IN CT says:

    He looks like a clown. Ass-clown.

  5. Eric Crane says:

    look how big that hat is, LOOK AT IT

    That’s a size “Marino Ego”

    I hope he gets over his Elton John phase pretty soon, all he needs to complete this ensemble is feather covered glasses.

  6. Pink Watch. LOL!!

    Back to Football:
    Can Anyone tell me when romeo Crennel is going to sign???? hahahaha

    ROMEO ROMEO ROMEO ROMEO ROMEO ROMEO ROMEO!!!!!! WHERE ART THOUGH ROMEO?

  7. doc says:

    I’m pretty sure that hat is bigger than his head. That is no easy feat since it’s LJ’s head we are talking about.

  8. Slack JAW says:

    Where does one purchase such a stylish double decker 1970`s trucker hat cause that is SO cool…

  9. thebryman says:

    On a more serious note regarding LJ, my two cents on his whole saga:

    I look at the LJ situation like this. They can trade him, and not get great value, because even disregarding his horrible year running, he has attitude issues, and everyone in the league knows that KC is dealing from a weak position. They can cut him, and he can make way less anywhere else that he signs, which I don’t understand why he wants that, or they can try and bury the hatchet and bring him back. I think bringing him back makes sense because he is the type that feels like if he has been disrespected, he tends to play a lot harder, plus if he really wants to leave, he has to earn that ticket out of town. If they bring him back and he sulks and has a horrible year, he is going to lose even more money. I think the way they handle this situation is going to really define their season. On a personal note, bringing him back would not be a popular decision, and I definitely wouldn’t appreciate it.

  10. Adam Best says:

    Marino’s Ego — nice.

    I was thinking a size Mangino, but that will work, too.

  11. 2383 says:

    LJ is such a douche. He has gotta go. I’d love to get something for him, but if no one is willing to pay, I’d rather cut him than keep him. When Pioli and Haley say this “clean slate” stuff I realy do think they are just trying not to let the little trade value he has slip away. Pioli says he wants smart, diseplined players, and LJ is the opposite of both. Send him and his Huggies pack’n.

  12. Moufwash says:

    LOL, what a clown. That hats so tall it looks shopped. Not sure we have room to talk though, from Zubaz to pullover heavy Starter jackets coupled with Raintree camo, we arent exactly the best dressed fans at games. I am afraid we are all “wack”, even in the “rap game” the KC guys look crazy (Tech). Tim Gunn (Project Runway and Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style) would not be impressed.

  13. mandingo says:

    the watch probably matches the small caliber gun in his pocket!!!!lol

  14. ROC27 says:

    Well…. At least he’s wearing red.

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