AADQ: Chokeslam

by AADQ

This one’s kind of like a Video Daily Double. Check out the video (NSFW), and then you’ll get your question…

What would have happened if that was Brodie Croyle instead of Tarvaris Jackson?

(hat tip: Tirico Suave)

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if that was brodie... we would have already attended his funeral and watched his bama highlights while rocketman played in the background.

OH give me a break what kind of a comparison is that???? THE FUNNIEST ONE IVE HEARD ALL DAY HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE IT HAHHAHAHAH!

The Vikings might've won?

Adam, this assumes a lot of things.

#1: Brodie remaining healthy into the second quarter of a game. Bit of a stretch?

#2: Brodie remaining healthy into the playoffs.

#3: a Brodie led team making the playoffs.

I think its safe to say that we'd never see any of those 3 come to fruition. In all reality, I hate to bag on the kid. He does have a rocket arm with good accuracy, and if he were just capable of staying alive, he might be a good QB in the NFL.

But he is fragile. If that slam were to happen to Brodie, I'm pretty sure he would just disintegrate in front of a national TV audience (hahaha...imagine that, the Chiefs on national TV). But I bet if it was Thiggy, we would've fought through the block, stripped the ball right before the end zone, picked it up, and ran it in for a TD himself on the other end.... and single-handedly win someone's FF league in doing so.

And the Brokie Believers are still out there, folks. Like the Hermaphrodites, they are an endangered species -- but they aren't yet extinct. Crikey! I feel like the Crocodile Hunter.

It would have been touchdown Chiefs! Brodie never would have thrown the ball like Tavarious did. :)

My guess would be a C7-T1 Cervical Injury. At the least his bowels would have released instantly forcing all the Medical staff to gag uncontrollably while wheeling him off the field.

I couldn't have said it any better than Saleaumua!!!!

He would have gotten the trifecta: a Trent Green (severe concussion), mixed with some Joe Theisman (shattered leg), and a little Chris Simms (ruptured spleen). Either that or his head would have snapped off completely and the Eagles would have spiked his decapitated head instead of the football.