Jan7th

AADQ: Chokeslam

AUTHOR: Adam Best | IN: AADQ | COMMENTS: 10 Comments

This one’s kind of like a Video Daily Double. Check out the video (NSFW), and then you’ll get your question…

What would have happened if that was Brodie Croyle instead of Tarvaris Jackson?

(hat tip: Tirico Suave)

10 Comments on AADQ: Chokeslam

  1. Saleaumua says:

    He would have gotten the trifecta: a Trent Green (severe concussion), mixed with some Joe Theisman (shattered leg), and a little Chris Simms (ruptured spleen). Either that or his head would have snapped off completely and the Eagles would have spiked his decapitated head instead of the football.

  2. TeamPriest31 says:

    I couldn’t have said it any better than Saleaumua!!!!

  3. BucktheFroncos says:

    My guess would be a C7-T1 Cervical Injury. At the least his bowels would have released instantly forcing all the Medical staff to gag uncontrollably while wheeling him off the field.

  4. Merlin says:

    It would have been touchdown Chiefs! Brodie never would have thrown the ball like Tavarious did. :)

  5. Adam Best says:

    And the Brokie Believers are still out there, folks. Like the Hermaphrodites, they are an endangered species — but they aren’t yet extinct. Crikey! I feel like the Crocodile Hunter.

  6. Sudden says:

    Adam, this assumes a lot of things.

    #1: Brodie remaining healthy into the second quarter of a game. Bit of a stretch?

    #2: Brodie remaining healthy into the playoffs.

    #3: a Brodie led team making the playoffs.

    I think its safe to say that we’d never see any of those 3 come to fruition. In all reality, I hate to bag on the kid. He does have a rocket arm with good accuracy, and if he were just capable of staying alive, he might be a good QB in the NFL.

    But he is fragile. If that slam were to happen to Brodie, I’m pretty sure he would just disintegrate in front of a national TV audience (hahaha…imagine that, the Chiefs on national TV). But I bet if it was Thiggy, we would’ve fought through the block, stripped the ball right before the end zone, picked it up, and ran it in for a TD himself on the other end…. and single-handedly win someone’s FF league in doing so.

  7. danzinski says:

    The Vikings might’ve won?

  8. Randy5k says:

    OH give me a break what kind of a comparison is that???? THE FUNNIEST ONE IVE HEARD ALL DAY HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE IT HAHHAHAHAH!

  9. MadMartigan says:

    if that was brodie… we would have already attended his funeral and watched his bama highlights while rocketman played in the background.

  10. kcdan58 says:

    who?

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