Stray Arrows: Bob Stoops And Jerry Jones To Form Unholy Union?

Happy New Year! Let’s kick it off with a fun one…

Jerry Jones is mulling over bringing in Bob Stoops to coach the Dallas Cowboys? That’s the rumor my old man heard from an NFL insider he met while on his annual snowmobiling retreat up in Packland (also known as Wisconsin). Ugh. The Botox and the Buttocks. Is it even possible to concoct  a more dispicible hypothetical football marriage? Not if you ask me.

We all know Jerry could afford it, but the potential move remains highly unlikely. I don’t think their egos could coexist in the same state, let alone under the same roof. Besides, Wade’s Jerry’s guy, er, more like bitch, and Stoops would have to be stupid to leave Norman to coach Jerry’s kids.

Anyway, thought it was good for a chuckle. Gotta keep ourselves entertained while we anxiously await the big GM announcement.

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