Arrowhead Advantage: Bungholes


Why the Chiefs are Cooler Than the Bengals (Which Isn’t Saying Much):

10. The Bengals have the best player in the league at something. Chris Henry…at getting arrested.

9. At least we’re going to can our overpaid, overrated head coach. (Gulp! I hope.)

8. What’s Carson Palmer doing right now with all that money you’re paying him? Playing with his cousin Rosie, that’s what.

7. You know things have gotten bad when you gladly jump on the Cedric Benson grenade.

6. The only thing worse than the blackouts they’re experiencing in Detroit is the Brownouts they are experiencing in Cincy.

5. How bad are things in the Jungle when Rudi Johnson was thrilled to be a Lion?…

4. So bad that Bengals fans miss the Bruce Coslet era.

3. Harvard grad Ryan Fitzpatrick’s QB rating is closer to his GPA than his IQ.

2. Stacy Andrews. Isn’t she a sideline reporter for ESPN?

1. Our diva receiver drops balls. Their diva receiver needs to stop being such a bitch and let his balls drop.

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